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>>2437
Cave Johnson here!
Dying isn’t a concern for Aperture Cartel, hell, it’s the basis of most of the science we do here. The main problem is the various astral embodiments of death who get their panties in a twist and try to disrupt our experiments, so the robe boys have been seeking out alternatives that don’t get all manners of clerics brandishing holy symbols bursting through our front door.
Unfortunately test subject, you’re not here to be made immortal. No sir, you my adventurer friend are already immortal through your valiant deeds and the many stories told about you! You’re here to get rid of one of our previous test subjects. Turns out some people just can’t handle having their immortal souls sealed inside a suit of armor. I hope you brought Adamantine weapons.
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