You not the person who made it are you? A while back we had half a thread just talking shit about it.
If you want to find it by all means, search.

I don't bother to refute it because it can't be refuted. That theory is right and shkshit is wrong, as you can see by how he cuts down all logic from the shkshitters with beautiful precision in the first few minutes of the video.

Still discussing umineko?

>>50456
I'm having trouble figuring whether you're sarcastic or not.

And I think I know what thread you mean. (Around Page 8)? But I found very little of value there

>>50458
Maybe that's because of how hostile I can be to those who keep spouting the Shkanon theory, as you can see by the term I use for them (my own invention). I just thought you shared this hostility based on your subject field.

That is exactly what he does in the first few minutes, so even if people do not have the time to listen to this entire theory, they should at least know that the most popular solution is wrong. I, too, have been waiting for someone here to try to refute it, but all I have seen is stuff like "good job with your discrete logic that you just learned in your first day of college kid" and other ad hominem attacks that are irrelevant and fail to address the very strong points of his intricate argument.

I'm for Rosatrice, personally. It's always a pleasure to meet a kindred soul.

>>50460
Fight on, brother.

I would not worry about the opinions of most people here. As you have no doubt seen, this place is devoted to discussing anything but Umineko nowadays and nothing much of value is said. In fact, many of the users have not even read Umineko, which should be surprising for a board named after it. At least I think everyone here has read some of it.

Back in the day we used to have a /theories/ board, and I posted my own Rosatrice theory there long before all the Shkanontrice stuff picked up, although it was not nearly as detailed as this one. Personally, I suspect that the board no longer exists because the owner of this site sees Shkanontrice as solving Umineko with no further theorizing possible. Said owner has not even finished reading Umineko despite my constant urges for him to do so, I think that's a classic case of not following the number 1 rule: don't stop thinking.

Then again, someone who hasn't read it all might be more open to reason in regards to this, since a lot of the final episodes is dedicated to the false solution that Ryuukishi07 is determined to pull over everyone's eyes.

>>50461
Sounds reasonable, EP8 was basically Ryukishi forcing us to accept the cat box has been closed and will stay that way.

He tells us to not stop thinking, then at the end turns around as give a speech on why it is fine to give up. Basically the premise right there.

I don't agree with his theory, especially the whydunnit which was just a painful attempt at tying loose strings together to form a coherent story, which failed.
But it does prove how the Shkannontrice is wrong, which is something I thought from the first time I heard this absurd theory.

I don't really have my own belief on the culrit, but I think we won't find it without finding a correct whydunnit beforehand.

Still the guy did put a lot of effort into his videos, it's not bullshit he came up with, too bad the whydunnit was so terrible.

The problem with that guy is than he takes red truth as if they were premises in a logic argument. In his eyes they are completely true, and there's no way to bend through them. Except if they are bad for his own theory, then they are evil wordplay tricks.

That guy is insane, and if you look at his other videos, it seems he gains pleasure from "telling ignorant people to die" in other areas.

>>50475
Red truths are not really "true".

If ya get me.

>>50477
Indeed, they are not absolute truth. Bern said everyone died in Rokkenjima to Ange, but Battler was still alive. Not the Battler she once knew, but his shell.
This guy can't deal with the wordplay from question arcs, so in his eyes Shkanon is bullshit.

>>50478
I'm not defending his theory here, but he really did a good job pointing out the flaws of the Shkannon theory.

I mean, can you actually form something with the red truths of EP3 1st twilight that doesn't go against Shkannon ?

>>50480
I know a person who could do it better than me, but it seems that person enjoys trolling new members more than actually arguing. I guess it's not fun anymore.

>>50481
I'm actually really interested in this you know, slashing blue and red truth about the original Umineko. We could take this Shkannontrice argument to start for exemple.

Would anyone follow me if I do that ? I'm not gonna start n a impulse, especially since it seems Umineko has since long disappeared in this site.

>>50482
I wouldn't mind at all, but right now I am a little busy. Will you be around in a few hours?

>>50483
There is still 4 or 5 hours before I go to sleep.
It would really be cool if you, anyone, would be willing to do that.

>>50484
Stop depressed ok.

>>50486
I get depressed when I'm alone, so vacations always makes me depressed, can't go against that.

>>50487
Then get more friends.

>>50488
friends ne

>>50487
Do what I do and just watch streams for various video games all day.

>>50489
hey i jus met u

>>50489
hi rb

>>50488
friends gud ya

>>50490
and ur crayz

>>50491
gyd ya

>>50488
I do have friends, I guess. The issue isn't having friends, but actually having someone who shares common interest with me and actually has reflexion so that I could actually live when I talk with someone.. I probably have too high standards.

And about internet friends.. I don't really think it can effectively remplace IRL presence.

Meh it's alright I'm listening to good music.

>>50493
so by conclusion your true friends should be the 2d girls youve been watching

>>50494

>>50494
Unfortunately not. Coz they're not real and it's something I actually need.
I know you're gonna say 2d>3d but it's not something I can't rightfully agree with.

>>50489
omg moe booger

OH GOD, THAT GUY FOUND US!
QUICK! EVERYONE TAKE YOUR CYANIDE PILLS!

>>50499
Oh man, I wanted to live for another week.

>>50499
Hmm... What ?

So apart from anon-kun is there anyone who would want to particpate in a battle of truths about the original Umineko ?

>>50497
das ur boger

>>50501
I already don't like when people link to youtube instead of explaining, and this one is hours long.

>>50503
No need to worry, if it does happen I'll explain the problem that we'll have to solve and you'll just have to send blue truths to solve while I counter with red truths from the original.
Of course having red Umineko is an obligatory prequisite so George is out but I think that you should be ok with that, ne ?

Sounds kinda neat but I'm not interested.

My main objective is only satan-tan~

>>50505
Back to Belphe, huh?

>>50506
Yep! Witch hunt is just super silly~

>>50505

>>50508
I think we can start by checking the reds of EP3.

>>50508
Still not entirely convinced that you're not another fake~

>>50510
Hmpf.

>>50509
Should we do it on another thread here in
/teaparty/ or in /gameboard/ ?

I have all the red truth so that won't be a problem. Shall we focus on Shkannontrice or simply search a coherent solution ?
Whydunnit Whodunnit or Howdunnit ?

>>50511
We already have the answer, Ryucakes make it so clear it hurts. Let's try in gameboard.

>>50512
I see ~
Then I'll start writing the post right away. Feel free to respond and to get destroyed anon-kun ~

o
mggggggggggggg

>>50514
>Not waiting for UTW
>1080p Horrible Subs

>>50515

But horriblesubs is fine, they didn't make any errors or anything.

>>50513
The thread has been posted in /gameboard/.
I am now waiting for you, peoples !

>>50517
Is this strictly between you and anon, or can I join in?

Who cares about fighting stupid theories from an old dead game?

I think John would agree with me when I say that Umineko is long past its prime.

>>50518
Anyone is free to join of course, the more, the funnier !

>>50520
Squitcher, you should give me your steam name~

>>50529
It's osquitcher, ne~

>>50531
All right~ Don't be freaked out by "magilzeal" requesting friend status, I use "magilzeal" for basically everything~

>>50533
Added ~
I'm wondering, would tomorrow evening be okay for Civ5 match ? It seems the best since I'm already tired.

>>50534
Tomorrow evening's a bit inconvenient for me, but I'm sure I can work something out~

>>50535
Ugh. I just realized that right now it's something like 6 pm for you, while it's 3 am for me.

So evening would be impossible for me. I guess 4pm for you would be best. Is it okay for you ? We should ask Asta too ~

If you've got important things to do, please don't trouble yourself.

>>50536
Actually earlier works better for me, tomorrow evening was mostly troublesome for me because I don't want to stay up too late, I need to wake up early Monday morning~ Afternoon should work fine, provided I don't exhaust myself and sleep through it~ However, for reference, it's like 8pm here~

>>50537
Ugh... So 4pm for you is 11pm for you I guess.
These kind of things are really tiring.
Just to be sure, according to these hours, we would play in 20 hours.
Is this the same for you ?

>>50538
Sounds about right~

>>50539
I see. This is a relief.
Well good night. I'm too sleepy to have any coherent thoughts right now.

For the record, the reason Shkannontrice is so widely accepted is not because of red against blue, logic errors, or any silliness like that~

It is because of the storytelling in episodes 6, 7, and 8. The narrative does not make sense unless you accept Shkannontrice as truth, unless you believe these episodes to be tremendous red herrings and outright lies, which I find rather disrespectful to the writer (even worse than assuming the writing is simply bad)~ Episode 6 focuses majorly on the competing personalities of Shannon and Kanon, but there would be no point to this conflict unless they were the same person~ Episode 7 goes into detail how and why Yasu adopted multiple personalities in the back story~ Episode 8 is pretty much the finality, with the declaration that Kanon ceases to exist when Shannon dies~

There is but one answer that is consistent with these three tales, without a massive break in logic and willing ignorance~

>>50541
>even worse than assuming the writing is simply bad

Pardon me, you're saying if someone says 'the writing is simply bad' is a kind of offense?

I just want to know, I'm not planning to start some kind of Sunny Day.

Because that's my opinion, considering Ryukishi07 couldn't write Umineko by himself - he was chained by his fans who wanted him to write what they want. They threatened him to boycott the entire series if he didn't make the EP3 easier (confirmed in a interview, if anyone want it, look for Answer to the Golden Witch).

In his attempt to follow his storyline and fan's plots, he lost himself and his initial proposal. You can't say Chiru follow exactly the initial proposal - it became another thing, almost a different story.

I think, yes, 'the writing is simply bad', because if I said more, I could actually offend someone. I respect someone who can says 'the writing is simply wonderful'. But it not make my tastes.

...but I agree. Shkanontrice is canon. Even if a person with multiple personality disorder could be easily discovered by a group of people stranded on an island for nearly six years, Shkanontrice is the only thing that makes sense, unfortunately.

>>50541
didnt even see this until after I posted in /gameboard/, good job Misha

>>50542
I'm not necessarily assuming the writing is bad, though I'm not exactly impressed by the Shkannon trick~ I'm just saying, I think it's worse to assume that these episodes were written deliberately to mislead us (in the Core arc!) in an effort by the writer to disguise the "truth."

No, no, I still believe that the final four episodes were meant to uncover the truth, not hide it with falsities~

I'll just put my two cents in, even though it's the same two cents I've been putting in for the past several years.

If anything, I just didn't like the answer. Everything else was fine.
In fact, I'm glad stretched out EP3 to EP3-5 and we got Erika. She pretty much made Umineko for me.

>>50546
Truly.

Geez, evil bern stole my get!

>>50548

>>50548
ur evil

>>50550
I'm just trying my best, so in any case I'm terrible, not evil.

everything already needed to be said in this thread has already been said about the video and other loose ends. Is the poster of this topic even the one who posted the video or just some former members (or current lurking ones) just trying to stir up discussion like usual?

>>50552
New guy, but I didn't see him posting in the /gameboard/ thread.

>>50553
i see, but it's not like I pay attention to that boring stuff anyways anymore.

caught up on threads and stuff, saw more piece drama, why chen is no longer being the chen erryone liked (stop trying to be tryhard disliked version meta or w/e), gagged myself with a spoon at some convos, etc.

Obligatory how is your day now to never check back for another week

>>50554
Do you really prefer to spend all your free time playing games than trolling in seacats? Well, it can't be helped then.

Lets talk abot typemoon insted! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

>>50556
omg type moons??

>>50557
Omg im so sleppy. :{

>>50558
go slep then u babby:{[

sleeping bye.

>>50560
gn

>>50559
umm soon

>>50563

>>50564
Lol wat

>>50565
hi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_cjLqDMqGI


DEA: Halp how does I shot answer.

>>50569
Wow, this is pretty bad.

>>50569
Help I don't understand gaijin politics.

>>50570
That's what she said.

Fuck, I had an almost perfect thing to say on
/gameboard/ with numerous points and arguments, and then , just by watching a video before typing it out I forgot everything. Dang.

>>50572
Who ? Your mother ?

>>50569
I feel bad for her.

>>50554
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp82LZ6c4bc&

Watch whole video.

See answer.

>>50571

You can only understand if you're a college freshman and it's late at night ne.

Here's a screenshot from the co-op game with Astaroth. Ya'know, my second city had transformed from a sad little desert plant to a real gem. Just look at the tile yields from these fish! Lighthouse + Colossus + God of the Sea pantheon + Harbor + Seaport, mmm. And how many fish does this city have to work? FOUR!

That's not even counting the Petra-enhanced desert tiles.

Morning.

>>50578
Ohayou!

Go to deviantart.com and type your favorite vidya character with pony.

Post results.

>>50578
Good day, dearie~

Cute girls doing cute things.

Throw in naked shyotas and now you appeal to all audiences.

Dropped.

>>50582
I don't have enough cute girls yet. Picked up.

But for now

>>50544
Cute boys fishing.

>>50582

>naked shotas
>dropped

>>naked shotas
>>dropped

>>>naked shotas -> dropped

>>50584
Bakabaka. I have no sexual interest in young boys whatsoever, such that naked young boys only drives me up the wall about appeal to filth pedophiles.

This retarded preconception that I'm somehow into little boys must needs end here.

>>50585

It doesn't have to be a sexual interest, right.

>>50586
The antics of young boys doesn't really draw me in much more than those of young girls do. I'm equal opportunity after all. Fishing boys doesn't interest me in the slightest, and I watch DOGDAYS for Eclairtsundere.

>>50587

Naturally the character itself is important as well ne.

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

>>50588
I won't deny it. There are a number of characters I enjoy which are also shota.

>>50589

Hiii

>>50590

Sasuga ne.

Taking over the world makes me sleepy. Night everyone.

>>50589

>>50593
oy i just met u

>>50594
...and this is crazy?

>>50595
ur crazy

>>50592
Taking those cities with only naval units was pretty fun, I've never waged a naval war like that before~ But I even captured Amsterdam and Delhi with privateers (supported by frigates bombing them down)~

Accursed cold.

If you have a cold, do not take vitamin C or any other immune system boosters. Colds are like allergies - your immune system is overreacting to some perceived threat. Other stuff like staying hydrated and getting rest are fine though.

Hope you feel better soon!

>>50598
Poor dear! I hope you feel better soon!

>>50596
no

>>50601
>jeorgeafterwalking5steps

>>50598
Take care

Night.

>>50601
>>50602

omggggggggggggggggg

Wow, this board is still alive and kicking? I have to say I'm quite impressed.

>>50608
Jesus , can people just tell us who they are!?

>>50609
Some people like their anonymity.

I love you.

>>50611
I love you too~

>>50611
>>50612
hi

>>50613
Hello.

>>50612
Thanks for always being there for me~

>>50613
Hi anon-tama~

>>50615
No problem~

>>50615
>>50614
hi again

Gokigenyouu

2much amime ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3

>>50619
Good work ne.

>>50609
Oh, sorry about that. I guess the older users here would associate me with Light the most, as that was my most distinctive character.

Oi everyone. Feelin' pretty good tonight I must say. Philosophical discussion always gets me entertained ~

>>50623
hi i added you on steam

And I accepted you ~

>>50622
don't mind the chen, chen just the mad lately

>>50622
>my most distinctive character
hi
>>50626
hi you too

this is red

>>50628
nop

>>50629
no

This statement is false

>>50631
ur false

>>50632
and all da other bois try to chase me

>>50632
ur bir is false

>>50633
>>50634
omg tomare pls

>>50635
We must join forces.

>>50636
we must play ds on ggpo feenie will help you set it up when hes on

>>50636
um why

>>50622
I miss when you had mod powers. Good times.

Siiiiiiiiiileeereent eyeeeesssd

>>50640
waet

>>50640
areeeeeee watccccching youuuuu

I think I lost track of sanity around here. Did any of you seen it ?

>>50643
Space.

>>50643
um no

>>50635

MISSED YOU SO BAD

>>50637
>>50638
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=hPWXuMQomQU

>>50646

>>50643
nop

>>50645
heres my denwa bango 9999999999

>>50648

>>50648
omg

>>50651
>jorge
reported

>>50640
siiiiiilent voiiice

>>50611
Is that your best pick-up line? If so, you'll never make it through the tsundere maid cafe.

>>50622
Welcome back, you strange one you.

>>50649
Don't you mean denwa bangou?

>>50651

>maldito

>we were able to post 5 pictures in one post here.
ugh

>>50656
All a dream.
Like the edit button.

I didn't see the whole thread



but all I can say is

"shut up please"
Umineko never was a true mystery. Stop creaming your pants over your decidedly dumb elitist "theories"

>>50658
Oh, and when you see your family, please do me the favor of saying thank you once more for treating me with such kindness.
They truly are great people.

>>50658
This comment proves how much it is needed to actually read what you are commenting.

>>50657
Feeling better?

>>50659
Illusion breaker. Piece is crying, wherever he is.

>>50662
He's cutting open his skin and eating his limbs while watching Queen's Blade and reading a scat fetish novel.

>>50663
Sounds accurate.

>>50661
A little, yes. But my body demands more sleep while Wednesday's midterms demands more studying.
But for now, my mind demands more Dog Days'.
Thank you for asking.

>>50662
I hope they are tears of blood. That'd be cool.

>>50665
That's good to hear.

>>50666
>666
>saying Vitamin C is bad for colds

>>50667
Well it is. It's like an allergic reaction; body overreacting for something.

>>50667
>>50668
It's bad for the cold, not for the person with the cold.

>>50668
When it comes to these kinds of things, I'm a scientist first and foremost.
Where's that data to back this up?

>>50654
Hi there, Lamba! Does Piece, Meta, and all the others still post here? It's been so long!

>>50671
It's Lambda!
Anyways, Meta is long gone, but Piece has just recently been snooping around here. I don't know who he posts as anymore, other than the usual default "One yet Many" title on and using a Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) screenshots.

Well, you are going to need to ask more specifically then "all the others"
There are over 30 /seacat/ members to pick from, so it's kind of hard to know who you know.

>>50670
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_cold#Pathophysiology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_C_and_the_common_cold#Criticism

Sorry, couldn't find anything that wasn't a book.

>>50673
FOOL! YOU FOOLISH FOOL!
When you write a research paper, do you simply type out the reference pages and hope for an A!?
Ridiculous!
Present the data in a fashion worthy of a scientist!

>>50673
>Claims of vitamin C's efficacy in treating the common cold have been criticized by many researchers. The most-cited reviews of the subject have concluded that there are no beneficial effects beyond a placebo.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1745-7599.2009.00409.x/abstract;jsessionid=78C2BD714E802E078FC3B7732D25DD40.d04t04

>>50672
>30 /seacat/ members

Wow.

Anyway, I guess I'll list the ones I remember.

Lucifer
Friend-Kun
Lily
Kafuka
Ange
Namimi
Amakusa

>>50676
This is closer to what I wanted. Still a bit too rough, but it works, I guess.

>>50677
>Namimi

>>50679
Is there a problem?

>>50680
Not at all.
Luci comes sometimes, but not much.
Friend-kun doesn't post here anymore, I guess it's a bit complex to explain ...
Lili posted a while ago
Rikafukastel post from time to time
Ange is now Misha, and is very active
And John posts sometimes with Belphe

>>50680
Oh, and hi.

>>50681
>And John posts sometimes with Belphe

For some reason this makes me feel fuzzy inside, nyan~

>>50677
Let's go down the list, shall we~?

>Lucifer
Actually, she was just here. But other than that, she doesn't post on /seacats/ anymore. Just on the occasion of settling things.
Posting status: No name. Name images.

>Friend-Kun
Long gone. He hasn't posted in ages. If I remember right, he is posting on a ventrilio playing up video games with WastedSunset and his crew.
Posting status: Non-existent.

>Lily
She posts with a trip that beginnings with the letters ihii. She posts almost daily, though tends to disappear once in a while. If you look above, she posts as Asmodeus of Lust, but is also known for posting as various characters like Jaden from Yugioh GX, Red from Pokemon, and other male personas. Some female too, I guess.
Posting status: iihi!kyt3ApgURM, Various images.

>Kafuka
She goes by Bern now. She lurks around I believe, but as to her posting here, I have no clue. She does it so randomly, that I couldn't tell you what to expect. Egnimatic as always. All in all, try doing something interesting and she might pop up.
Posting status: wtf (usually Bern images)

>Ange
Goes by a few names and is now a personal friend of mine. She is usually referred to as Rin by some, but Misha (Katawa shoujo) is who she posts as now. Posts at least once a day here and talks about games and tries to get games going in a place called /limbo/ here. She picked up overusing tildes from me...~
Posting Status: Shiina “Misha” Mikado, daily.

>Namimi
N/A. Really, have no idea where to find this guy. Maybe /v/?
Posting status: N/A

>Amakusa
Goes by the name of either Guest or John Smith. More the former than the latter, but kind of the same. Likes to give long wordy posts once in a while, especially if Belphe is around to make fun of or if Piece is being his weird self as usual. If you want him to pop up, talk about something like the meaning of life. Otherwise, he does post on occasion, but not as frequent as before. Maybe every other day on every other week.
Posting status: Guest, Not so frequent.

>>50679
Ah, right. Forgot about that.
That's the reason why Light wasn't in the Christmas sketch.

>>50681
>>50684

I see. Also, I'm sure we have some newfriends around here. Mind running them down for me?

>>50686
Aaah, moouuu! You can't just ask that! That's like asking for a piece of pie and then asking for the rest of the pie!

Ugh, well, maybe, it would be easier if you looked through this thread and tell me who you don't recognize. You know, besides the "One yet Many" posters.

We would need more than one person to make a list like that.

>>50687

Fine.

>>50474
>>50477
>>50489
>>50490
>>50491
>>50497
>>50518
>>50542


>>50688

Hi.

>>50689
New thread

>>50691
Forgot link.

>>50690