>>47920
I love you!

What about now?
Does that work?

>>47922

omg you slat

Magical Junon broke George ne.

>>47922
You will address me as onii-chan, and learn Japanese.

If you want to lay your hands on the figure, you will travel by those rules.

It will be yours if you achieve JLPTN1.

Flat is sugoi ok.

>>47925
Onii chan~ Onii chan~

Eien ni watashitoisshoni shite kudasai!

>>47927
Even in fairy tails, 'eternity' doesn't exist.

But keep up the pace. You just need to learn a couple thousand kanji.

Where does the time fly~?
It was around this time that I read Umineko, I believe. In a single night or two, gone! All 4 of the first arcs, read~

How long, how long~?

And soon, I went to /a/ in this form and met you~

3 years, was it~?
Maybe 4~? 3 1/2~?
Who knew this day would come so quickly, if at all~?

Well, I guess all we can do is enjoy the ride~
See you there~

>>47928
さて、このくそファック。;_;

あなたはとても残酷だ！

>>47929
Three years. None of us believed this day would come at all, I'm sure.

I remember you in particular were open with your intention to not stay around once Umineko was over and done with.

I remember when I said I wouldn't leave. I guess if I keep coming back, I still haven't broken that promise.

私は撮影の少年を撮影、撮影男の子を得た。

それは疑う時、それはおそらくワンピースです。
このたわごとを台無し！

>>47928
>>47930
おおい、 いいかも。

>>47930
Deal w/ it.

>>47931
And if I keep coming and going as I please, I haven't broken mine either~

After all, when will it ever be over~
When there are so many witches ready to torture poor families~?

何らかの理由で、神秘的な誰かが/ seacats入ってくるたびに/私は理解していません。

ことを性交。

男の子を撃つ！私はシュートBOYSなきゃなきゃ！

>>47932
Is that first sentence even proper Japanese?

At the time you doubt it'll probably be a one piece?

I'm going to need subs.

>>47937
ただお前は誰ですか？

あなたは巧を言えば私はまだあなたを愛しているよ。あなたは私に私の可愛さは私の姿を借りているので！

>>47938
>>47937
What? You don't speak google translator?

>>47937
When in doubt, it's piece etc

>>47938
Sorry, I'm not JLPTN1. So I only understand the first part. You want to know who I am?

>>47939
はい。

Non-japanese speakers then proceeded to take a fetal position and cry in a corner

>>47943
I am /seacats/.

>>47945
あなたのでたらめで停止します。

>>47941

>>47946
悪いが俺は拓巳じゃない

>>47948
たわごとは本物だ。

There is no joy as simple and pure as punching something so hard that it explodes into chunks~

ほら、私はムーンルーン文字にすることができ!

>>47949
俺は何でも名前を使ったけどそれは全部意…意味がない

君にとして『お兄ちゃん』といい

>>47952
あなたは私の茶のいくつかをしたいですか？

>>47953
毒がもつですか？それ

>>47954
それは毒ではありません。なぜ私はすべての人々あなたに毒を入れるでしょうか？

>>47955
Then I'll have some. You can bring it to AX and we can have a tea ceremony.

>>47956
Hora hora.

Sorry , thou shalt not be with thy tea.
Ask my voice actor. I'm not taking a goddamn plane to Hipster-land just to drink tea.

>>47956
>seacatsmeeting

>>47957
"Hipster land"?

And what state are you from?

>>47959
Chenland.

>>47945

Are you my DID?!

>>47960
Furry-land.

>>47960
*Chennessee

>>47962
Also , when you meet my voice actor.

Do not collect 200$.

That is all.

>>47964
I'm not traveling to Jesus-land just to meet that guy.

>>47963
You my friend. YOU HAVE 200 DOLLARS.
YOU MUST HAVE IT.

>>47965
He's going to AX.

He goes to lots of conventions. Pictures taken always.

See picture.

Why is chen's japanese so bad?

>>47966
And AX is in Jesus-land.

>>47967
You should capitalize that C in Chen.

>>47968
You mean Hipster-land?

>>47969
You don't deserve one. Only lower case for you!

>>47967
Because nobody here knows Japanese (except maybe Knocks secretly does?)

>>47969
That's where Hipster-land is.

>>47966
What of it?

>>47971
Every thing is hipster.

>>47973
But everything is normal.

>>47971
What about you and fatty?

>>47974
I love you!

Now just give me the figure.

>>47975
I'm sure anyone who actually knew it could tell you my Japanese is just as bad. I just string together things I know from my Chinese cartoons.

George, Lambda, maybe Cirno and I have all studied Japanese, but we all only know it on a very basic level, last time I checked.

>>47977
I'm not Cake either, I don't give people things.

I wouldn't even buy myself a figure. Non-functional things like that would be the first to go if I didn't have a place to live.

>>47979
Why are you so mean to me Piece?

>>47980
Didn't I tell you to call me "onii-chan"?

>>47981
Why are you so mean to me onii-chaaaaaaan~?

>>47982
What do you have to offer me if I'm not mean to you?

I only act in my self-interest. Some people believe humans can only ever act selfishly. If that's the case, I can't be blamed and it's all your fault. You should have made not being mean to you worth my while.

>>47983
I can offer you something on the bed.

Pomf.

>>47984
Your genes aren't in my self-interest.

>>47985
Do you require a map?

>>47986
Maps are no good. I prefer getting lost.

>>47987
Do you want to SHOOT BOYS with me?

>>47988
Is that Tera?

No thank you.

>>47989
I mean the Leagues.

>>47990
I didn't mean that for Tera is exclusively.

Is that SHOOT BOYS thing from LoL? In that case, can't you tell from my reaction that I don't play it?

>>47991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUFl_sDOHlM

>>47992
So does it have voice chat built into the game?

>>47993
No.

>>47994
How nice.

>>47994 You. Stop posting on /v/

>>47995
No shoot boys?

>>47996
I don't even go there!

It's awful!

>>47998 Be careful. I'm watching you.

>>47999
Shoot . . . boys?

>>47997
None whatsoever.

>>47996
What is your purpose here?

>>48000 Nope. I don't play League of Rage

>>48001
Hmmf. What is yours ?

>>48001
I'll still love.

>>48003

>>48004
Then remember how you'll address me.

If I post as a girl, it will have to be "onee-chan." Otherwise it's illusion breaking.

>>48006
Onee-chan! Please be my waifu!

wirdos

>>48007
A waifu is something people choose on their own without the subject's input. In that case, they're more like an object. Since I'm the older one, I can't be the younger one's possession. All that considered means I can't be your waifu.

>>48008
?

>>48009
Please stop using Konata, I do not like to be stolen.

>>48008 As far as I know, you're the weirdest of them all.

>>48009
Onee-chaaaaaaaan!

>>48010
なんですって！？

I don't want to hear that from someone who hasn't even have taken a few thousand らき☆すた　screenshots.

Besides, I was probably here first.

>>48013 Are you Piece ?
If you are, I do apologize, I do remember someone telling that you were using Konata before I arrived.

This whole thread got weird really fast.

>>48014
I am /seacats/.

>>48015
Just the way I like it.

>>48016
I was /seacats/ before it was cool.

>>48018
It was never cool to be /seacats/.

>>48019
It was for me.

No, I'm /seacats/.

>>48020
...me too.

>>48021
Do you even theorize.

>>48023
You know, I used to theorize all day, until I found that magic is real.

>>48024
I was just consistently wrong.

>>48024
If someone starts posts about a recent anime episode without mentioning the series name or any giveaways like character names or plot points, what anime is it?

Hint: the post is on /seacats/

>>48026
Alpacas

>>48027
...Correct.

>>48028
Sorry if I ruined the joke.

>>48029
The answer was obviously Umineko, jeez.

>>48026

Fate/Zero, right.

Fate/Seacats

>>48031
Huh?

>>48033

>>48034
i never knew you were secretly a little girl jeroge

It kept its secret, yatta~

>>48035
wat

omg miffbustrz is on

http://07th-expansion.net/rose/Main.htm

What a slut.

>>48035

omg so dense

hi im back
>>48039
who's a slut?

Where did everyone go?

>>48042
Sleeping obviously. You silly aussies sure have poor timing!

>>48043
When was it decided that I was an aussie?

Gettan murdered in mahjong

>>48044
We had a meeting a few weeks back. Didn't you get the memo?

>>48046
Are you making that up?

>>48047
Not at all! I told someone to contact you.

That Evange person was pretty adamant about you being an aussie, nyoron~

>>48048
But Evange is a fake. Can you trust what fakes say?

>>48049
...What do you mean she was fake?

If a fake has no reason to lie, then sure, you can trust them~

>>48050
I mean she was fake! A phony!

Fakes have plenty of reason to lie. Their very existence is a lie, and they need to lie to preserve that.

>evange

>>48051
H-How was she fake?! You can't just say someone is a fake, it's insulting!

They don't need to preserve anything if you give them space! If you knew someone was fake, why would you let them know?!

>>48053
What do you mean how was she fake!

>>48052
Ohio Legion-kun.

>>48053
Evange was a fake ok. I am not allowed to talk much about it, though.

>>48054
Define fake! Was she wishy washy, a compulsive liar? I didn't talk to her that much so I couldn't get a feel for her personality.

>>48055
Me on the left.

>>48056
She was fake in the same way as Keiichi, Yamazaki and Squitcher.

>>48058
W-What are you trying to say...?

>>48059
Dense moe.

>>48058
Damn stop trolling. Squitcher too?

>>48060
You realize the domino effect of saying that, don't you? Meta to you, and you to me. You're basically my creator, branding me and shaping me with those two simple words.

>>48062
If you didn't like it you wouldn't act so dense all the time.

>>48061
j/k lol

>>48063
You evil creature

>>48063
And refuse the good people a show? The show must go on, as they say.

>>48064
Wait, he was Evange!? I thought she was meta!

>>48064
I was an evil witch all along, after all.

>>48065
Masaka.

>>48066
I guess

もう終りか

>>48068
カップケーキのために眠い時間

>>48069
What.

I guess getting new bgs was too bothersome

>>48070
No idea. Google translate is a bitter bitch.

Anyhoo, it's late here in the superior part of the world. Time to sleep~

>>48071
That reminds me, did Joji-sama ever get around to reading epiosde 8?

>>48072
Good night ne.
>>48073
Did he even finish EP7?

>>48072
Enjoy your sleepy time for cupkeiki's sake.

>>48074
...he did, right...?

>>48077
I have no idea

omg sister gave me pics of bir

>>48078
What an awful kami. It's things like these that make me the only fitting leader of /seacats/.

>>48080
Go ahead and take the throne.

>>48081
Being a leader is a big responsibility.

...with the catbox closed, I may indeed have read 7 and 8!

>>48083
But you haven't, have you.

>>48084

>>48085
Mattaku.

I think all you need to be leader around here nowadays is a copy of D3, a ticket to AX and a FZ character essay attached to your resume.

>>48086

However, I have neither D3 nor any plans to attend AX this year!

>>48086
>Computer probably runs D3, haven't bought it
>nope
>essay full of typos

>>48087
You should match the generalizations I make if you know what's good for you.

>>48089

Don't you know it's important for the leader to be cripplingly poor.

>>48090
The leader must be richer than anyone.

How else will they know him for what he is?

>>48091

A leader needs no wealth other than his people themselves!

Actually, let's not go there.

>>48093

Speaking of that Umineko thing, those images anon-kun posted can't be from /jp/.

Does /a/ still discuss it?

>>48095
They are from my old seacats folder.

>>48095

There was a rare one today, I posted in it.

>>48096
I don't think /jp/ has them anymore, come to think of it. Only NEET and touhou anymore.

We won't be hearing those nyaa-nyaa calls again.

>>48097
Remember how you used to try to recruit people from Umineko threads?

>>48099

Well, it must have worked at least a few times!

>>48099
Well, when everyone got banned, I remember seeing the link to seacats thanks to George.

>>48100
If I remember correctly, you described me as a 'problem of /seacats/' during one of those recruitment drives...

>>48102

That was during Battler-kun's rebellious teen phase ne~

>>48103
Sou ne. Not that I ever outgrew that phase.

Umineko wasn't really discussed much here even back then. It's actually been about whatever it is it's about now for a great deal longer than than the short months of the passtime paradise.

I still don't really get why we get new members.

>>48104
You really don't?

>>48105
They just come to make friends and stuff, right? Pretty silly.

>>48106
You know, they have been actually discusing the latest gameboard.
Squitcher also managed to solve Riri game, where I have failed every game I have played.

>>48107
Riri goes really easy on her opponents because she doesn't want to be unfair. Even I beat her gameboard.

>>48106

Friends are good~

>>48108
>goes easy
You know, I lost two games against her, ne. Anyways he did pretty well, I didn't see the trick rightaway.

>>48110
She started going easy after she won a couple of times with wordplay. Maybe you were the victim of that. She was the anonymous Bernkastel back in the day with the 'body' puppet thing, after all.

As for the roleplay thing, I only care about games I'm playing, despite expecting everyone to enjoy mine.

knox where ):

>>48109
Friends can be too much of a hassle. I prefer acquaintances.

>>48111
That was some time before that. But wordplay is an essential part of gameboards anyways, you surely know what I mean.
And that's a selfish way to the games, but it's much better than fake concern. Your games were interesting to almost everyone I would say.
>>48112
dunno

>>48113

Then nakama!

>>48114
Games are no fun without a little wordplay. You just need to find the right balance.

It's better if the wordplay is made possible by the actual situation, rather than being a completely separate layer of difficulty that cannot be solved with clues. Like 'a' ring or exclusive or.

>>48115
Naurhodo naruhodo. That could be why I keep finding myself here.

As long as you keep it to the board, you can come and go as you please.

>>48117

Tashikani sou.

>>48116
Heh, I was thinking in the ring wordplay right now.

>>48119
It's because I remember you not being able to understand it. You're naturally weak to wordplay.

But I don't really know if it flies myself, either.

>>48118
I feel like I've learned something valuable here tonight.

>>48120
Its not that bad ok. But yeah, I am afraid of looking at older posts, I am a little better now.

Omg im home *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

>>48123
>>48123
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>>48123
>>48123
>>48123
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>>48123
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>>48121

Yokatta na.

>>48123

Hiiiiii

>>48122
The moe is going to be gone eventually.

>>48124
Is dat ur birdd??? Koopl gradient 1111!!!

>>48126
You people say that as if it was a terrible thing.

Silly me. There's only one who could lead Fate/streamcats.

>>48127
>>48127
>>48127
ogm das not my bird dis is smy bird

>>48128
Because it will always have a place in my heart.

>>48129
Who are you talking about?

>>48130
>>48130
Omg did kidnapped ur bird??

>>48132
Nobody.

It sure is late. I posted a lot in the place I'm not supposed to go anymore.

>>48133
>>48133
>>48133
>>48133
ya she kidnap it sooo sad
and omg where wer u

>>48134
You aren't supposed? I heard something about that, and I was worried about it.
I might go to sleep as well, good night.

>>48135
I go work an play an gym an hom now but im off tomorro :9

>>48137
omg gym is for casuals u kno

>>48136
Where would you hear something like that?

>>48138
Gym pretty fun u can dodgball n stuffo

Oh well. Oyasumi.

>>48140
ummm no u get tired relly fast and dogeball is whur you get hit a lot ):

>>48141
nigh

>>48142
Im always win dosgeball since ghost *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Omg ok nit

Omg ok nit

I seemed to have missed a lot of things this night.
I was apparently called for the 100th time a fake and treated as someone who just wants to make friends.
This is silly.

>>48147
But you are a fake, fake.

>>48148 New thread.

>>48149 Nope.