>>48150
Uhm, yeah you are. I should know, I'm an expert.

>>48151 Do you have any proof of what you're saying ?

>>48152
Hmph. Why would I even need poof when it's so blatantly obvious? Fake.

>>48153
Are you sure you were working and not playing Civ V all day?

>>48154 Suit yourself, I have no desire to argue the stupidity of your assumptions.

>>48155
~

>>48153
It's okay, sweetie.
Do what you need to do. And when you are done, I'll be here to welcome you back.

Sorry for being mean to you Squitcher.

>>48159 Good night.
No offense taken, please don't do it again ne.

Hi , I'm making Belphe a desktop pet for him ne.

Good morning, sleepyheads.

>>48162
Oh man! I still have a bedhead!

Gotta get rid of that.

hi

hi

Waking up is the worst.

Anyone here plays Magic?

>>48167
not me

>>48166
This might cheer you up ne

>>48167
Used to. Have no idea what the current meta game is like so I doubt I could play anything bar legacy.

>>48169
N-Not like that was cute or anything, it was just... just..!

>>48170
Don't be afraid, red pandas also love you.

>>48171
Ha! Who cares about some silly pandas anyway, stupid useless animals.

>>48172

>>48172

>>48173
So.. cu- Hmph. Just look at that silly beast. Look at its tail, it's so big and fluff- stupid looking!

>>48174
Hello~

>>48175

>>48175

>>48176
S-Stop that..! It's not like you will make me admit that I think it's actually cute and am just being tsundere about it.. Y-You! Silly Mexican!

>>48178
ガオオ

It looks like it is going to be one of 'those' days.

>>48180
Why bad day?

>>48180
We're cute yo

>>48181
Tons of stuff no going my way, and I feel worse now that I got up today then when I felt horrid yesterday.

>>48182
I don't disagree.

>>48183
Ganbare Rosa, if I learn something from my friend is to never give up, to no matter what, always stay positive.

Omg hi *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

>>48184
Easier said than done.

>>48185
Did you stay out all night again?

>>48187
Unmm nop

>>48188
I.. haven't been outside at all..

>>48186
It's always easier to give up silly. But the hard way is the man way!
>>48185
Stop that or I report you.

>>48190
Once again, you have missed the point completely.

>>48189
Omg wata neet

>>48190
Ummmm noop

omgomgomgomgomg somebody actually bid on my super rare thing for a million gold just hours after I put it uuuuup

Made it back~ Good to be here! Sorry I was absent for so much of yesterday~

>>48192
I never miss the point ok
>>48193
i reports u
>>48195
Welcome back!

>>48195
Welcome back!

>>47879

>that female 7th place.

>>48199
>yfw Zessica didn't win da aqua lion

omgomgomgomg people are biddiiiiing on iiiiiit

yas I made sinanju in ac4

I passed all the exams perfectly except the home economics one and I have no idea which stat would increase that! How am I meant to romance guys if I can't even cook? ;_;

>>48203
Have a pretty smile?

>>48203
Spread 'em wide.

Hey peoples. Go watch Hyouka. It's getting pretty damn interesting.

>>48205

lood

Two more months until delicious 'seduce the teacher' end getto!

>>48204
Nope! Apparently you need to have a high social skill to get a high score in home economics, it's weird.

>>48205
A lewd but effective strategy, as expected of Riri-san.

ME3's new refusal ending is still better than the previous 3 and the extended cuts.

>>48208

Finally got Internet here, talk to you guys later.

Daily dose, ne

I seduced the teacher and got into a first rate university! Best ending.

>>48210
'3'

>>48205
That almost made me spill my cereal
>>48206
rly
>>48211
Hello, Kinjo-tan~ The correct title is however "Who has abussed a thousand children", unless Ozaki changed it

Cheek corruption over 90%.

Warning.

>>48214 Ya rly. Actual character development, actual mystery. Oreki confirmed for cunt, Satoshi confirmed for epic bro, and dat end of episode !

+Chitanda still is an autistic witch.

>>48216
•°•°•☆°Wħāț ą ζļαț°☆•°•°

Where's Chen?

>>48216
not witch
chitanda's too moemmoemeom

>>48219 Chitanda is a drunk autistic witch slat

>>48220
rely just look at that blush shes adorableeee

okay, the drunk part was funny

>>48220
>>48216

Wa-HA!

>>48218
Wħб¿

>>48150
To save my original screenshot do not steal and repost it in the very thread I used it in...

You've got some guts.

>>48225 Sorry, I tend to save any pics I could reuse later, and I usually don't check its source before using it.

>>48226
Just so you know, saving the images of other people and reposting them is something Piece used to do, to impersonate them.

That's why everyone keeps thinking you're him.

>>48225
>To save my original screenshot do not steal
Dear god, my sides.

>>48227

>>48203
Be tsundere

>>48204
>>48205
Wow... just wow.
Those answers came back to back and yet were so separate from one another...
Makes me wonder how you two ever had a thing with one another to begin with.

>>48211
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY JUST TO GO TO AX!? REALLY!?
OR IS IT TO JUST **** META WHILE YOU MAKE GOGO WATCH!?

>>48227 So because I reposted your image I meant to impersonate you. Which makes me Piece.

Funny how everyone thought I was Piece before I ever reposted someone's image for the first time. Which is now.

Also : >steal

>>48228 >no picture is safe *on the internet

>>48230
He's on vacations, or something. Not sure if he's also going to AX.

>>48231 Urgh. I still don't understand how this quotation system works.

>>48231
Don't worry, I know you're not Piece~

>>48231
It might have also had something to do with the Konata images. Hell, you even thought I was Piece for the same reason.

Nobody really thinks you're Piece. At least, I don't think you are. It's just an inside joke to accuse all new people of being him. In fact, for as far back as I can remember, I've never seriously suspected another poster of being Piece.

I'm Battler-kun, by the way. But I don't really post as Battler anymore.

>>48234 R-really ?
Thank you !
It was funny at first but it has quite gotten on my nerves now.

>>48230
I almost wanted to fly out to that myself just to hang out for a bit, but I don't have the money for something like that at the minute. Rather, I would have the money, had the banks over here not made a colossal fuck-up resulting in my mother having to borrow another £700.

>>48233
Here's a tip: Try putting the text under the numbers instead of beside them.

>>48235
Does that make me Piece too?

>>48238
Follow this guide.

>>48237
>You will never get to awkwardly hang out in Feenie's place

>feels okay man

>>48237
P, please put some clothes on!

>>48239
Th, that's too hard to understand! Can you please make it more simple?

>>48235 I see, nice to "meet" you I guess.

>>48237 Thank you, but I meant the > Green one

>>48242
Yes, you must start a new line to greentext.
>As shown.

>>48241
I don't see the need, this works perfectly fine.

>>48242
Yes, I know. Watch:

>>48242 >Thank you, but I meant the > Green one
>Thank you, but I meant the > Green one

>>48241
The mind of a /seacat/ is complex.

>>48243 I see...
>This is a test. A handsome test.

>>48244
But won't you catch a cold?

>>48242
You start a new line with >. You have to manually copy the text you want to quote. If you're not quoting anything directly you should start it with ">mfw" or ">tfw" just so people know, otherwise it can get confusing.

>>48245
Th, then I'll listen to the heart of /seacats/ with my own...!

>>48247
Knives and motorcycles couldn't kill me, a common cold is something I could just walk off with a brisk pace.
And it definitely doesn't have anything to do with the proverb about idiots and temperatures.

>>48244
>>48248
Thank you too ~

>>48250 Shoooow-off.

>>48250
B, but isn't it embarrassing?

>>48252
A true man should be capable of taking charge in any given situation, even in the absence of his clothes!

>>48253
A true man would have the decency not to expose us to their pitifully pathetic phalli.

>>48239
I love this chart~

Haha, you people can be so indecent.

>>48254
best alliteration

>>48253
>>48254

>>48256
Don't want to hear that from someone who tends his baloney pony ever other day just to satisfy some primal urge!

>>48254
A true man doesn't let the meager measures of mongrels get in the way when work is at hand.

>>48259
You're in an awfully lewd mood today~

>>48259
So sayeth the shlicking slough spelunker!

What doth thou hath here?

>>48260
God, can't I go one day without seeing someone posting that picture?

>Suddenly, activity

The true leader of seacats would learn how to bottle up the cause, ne.

>>48264
Not a chance.

>>48260
>>48266
>filenames

>>48261
Not lewd in the slightest.

And what did I miss?

>>48265

>>48239
God, this makes me laugh every time.

What's going on here?

>>48270

>>48272
Does that mean that whenever your child sees Chen, they lose all their skin from the scratches?

>>48273
Why are you on the floor?
You should try to be more active.

>>48274
Some scary person came back, I'm hiding.

Besides which I can't be active!

What was I thinking when I took all these, anyway?

>>48275
Who's scary?

And why not?

>>48276
"Oh gee, I can't wait to post as a little girl on an imageboard! I'm so clever and witty~"

>>48277
Someone.

...B-Because!

>>48274
My autistic inner child is quite fickle. Some things doesn't bother him at all.
>>48276
>>48278
Oh damn it, good one Belphe.

>>48278
Well, as long as it's not No one, I guess it's fine.

Because why?

>>48278
I wonder. March and June 2009, three years ago now. It would have been just before it all started.

I know I was using a hardsub trying to take the frames without subs, and if that wasn't possible, I wanted a frame without subs and a similar frame with them so I could edit out the subs. But I don't remember what the end purpose was.

Hoho. . .

Belphe . . .

IT'S TIME TO RAPE~

>>48279
Thank you, indeterminate gray blob poster~

>>48280
Well it's obviously some one.
Secret, I'll get yelled at if I say it!

>>48281
You take a ton of pictures of random stuff, and you save a ton of worthless things, right? Sounds like a hobby or something.

>>48282

>>48282
Stop that.

>>48283
I only have thousands of screenshots for a handful of shows. Lucky Star, CLANNAD, SZS. I just had a brief period of obsessively taking them. I'm using them now, so they're not worthless. They're a gift from my past self.

Nowadays, all my folders for new shows are barren, because I don't go to /a/. And sometimes there aren't folders at all, because I never saved or took an image. It's kind of sad. I wish they were all full.

>>48283
I am not Friend-kun, ok.
>>48282
No one is going to get raped. Not even "No one".
>>48281
Piece autism is moe.

>>48285

>>48286
Why don't you start filling them up now, then? I might even ask for some pictures from certain shows if you would take them. You totally have autistic moe, though~

>>48287
You're of the same shade methinks!

>>48289
I don't think I have the time for that anymore. These folders are a NEET feat.

I'm about to try something crazy, so maybe...

>>48291

>>48290
>I'm about to try something crazy, so maybe...

Please don't tell me you're getting a job. Cake and I, along with the rest of the committee, will be upset!

>Declares to a girl she is in Friend Zone.
>One hour later, she confesses her love to you.
>Win.

>>48293
>the rest of the committee
Who else is this committee? You know, even NEETs can work! (if you ignore the definition of NEET, of course ...)

>>48293
I'm sure the committee will be pleased.

>>48295
Ignoring the definition is one of the biggest taboos! The committee would have your head on a pike, ne~

>>48296
P-Please, stop. I'm not sure my poor little heart can handle this intense suspense!

>>48298
You don't understand the definition of CRAZY!!

But I'll get back to you in a month or so if it works.

>>48300
Of course I do; it's doing the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Two months is a long wait; can't you give me a little hint at least?

>>48301
The illusion is broken, so I'm going to repair it.

>>48302
The illusion surrounding you or the entire place? You sure care a lot about what people think of you~

>>48302
What illusion?

>>48303
Who knows. I can cause a chain reaction by proving it's possible.

Illusion repair is a dangerous procedure, so if I don't make it, don't ever remember me.

>>48305
Why you always gotta be so vague!? I want in on your silly plots, but you play your cards so close to your vest.

Well at least you'll bring me some more entertainment.

>>48306
It's because people get in on the silly plots that the illusion falls apart. I can promise, at least, that it'll be the silliest plot I've ever come up with.

I didn't actually plan to come back here until I repaired it, but I just couldn't stay away.

>>48300
>Piisu to Tomo

>>48307
Of course, but it's so hard watching from the sidelines! I'm only seeing what you want me to see, how dull.

You've been in the process for a while then, huh? Tell me more about it when the two months are up, nya~

>>48309
Where are you getting the two months figure from? Didn't I say a month or so?

I guess that's fine. It will probably be longer than a month, but it will definitely be less than two.

>>48307
So this mess was what caused your absence? I'm curious now.
>>48304
That's not even you.

>>48311
Mess?

>>48311
That is an actual photograph of me. It's just censored~

>>48310
Be sure to say hi to Friend-kun before you start, ne~

>>48312
This illusion breaking dorama or something.
>>48313
I remember you saying it wasn't you. Were you lying back then?

>>48314
There's no such thing as Friend-kun.

>>48315
Apparently. I don't remember denying it though.

>>48316
Sure there is! Unless you can literally get rid of your accent that easily~

>>48318
Have you ever confirmed for yourself what kind of accent I have?

But that's not what I mean. Can you have a leader of /seacats/ if there is no /seacats/, for instance?

>>48319
I've confirmed it as best I could. No source is entirely accurate, ne.

If someone believes there is a leader, then there is a leader. All it takes is belief, even if the belief is a shadow or a witch~

>>48320
Someone would have to believe in /seacats/ to believe in a leader of /seacats/.

Can you be someone's brother if they have no brother? Or can you be their dad on phone when their dad is dead?

Friend-kun is a title that I control.

>>48307
Did you blame me yet?

>>48322
I don't think I've ever spoken to you.

>>48321
Oh I see, very cute. Except ya can't really consider friend-kun in the same way.

Of course I can see why you'd want to have him viewed that way~

>>48323
Then you suck.

Wait , that's not right!

My name is Chen , nice to me-

Actually , I know you!

>>48324
You didn't really, right?

>>48325
I meant literally. I see what you're getting at now.

I could blame you, I could blame Kinjo, or I could blame Meta, but really I should blame myself for being so fickle. I can never follow my own rules.

>>48321
That's a cruel way to see it. Friend-kun is a person too, even if he doesn't use that title anymore.
>>48324
>Best night of my life

>>48326
Himitsu.

>>48327
When you hear his voice you'll understand. Even cake thought it was a mindblowing experience~

>>48326
There's only 2 people you should blame on /seacats/. You and Meta!

But I want to be added into the special list , ne.

>>48327
Of course it's cruel. Did you forget?

>>48328
You surely didn't.

>>48330
Have fun repairing the illusion with recordings laying around. You should have never "talked" to people! Totally illusion breaking~

>>48330
How could I forget? All of that delicious drama will always live in my heart. But hey, there's never too late for a change.
>>48328
The pleasure of the illusion breaking, huh.

>>48331
I'd ask who's to blame here but it would all come back to me.

It doesn't matter. That isn't really my voice to begin with, and voices change over time. Theoretically, the entire illusion could repair itself with time. But that doesn't happen much. Too many links with the past.

You are all slats.

Slats.

>>48332
As pleasurable as a good netorare doujin, ne~

>>48333
You'll never repair all the links. This is gonna take more than two months, silly.

>>48334
I'm pure and chaste, be quiet Chen!

>>48332
It's the same short-lived pleasure of other self-destructive activities. Like drugs.

>>48335
Usoda.

I've corrupted your beautiful "cheeks" already , ohoho.

>>48335
I disagree. I could do it easily. The only hurdle is the attachment people have to their own commitments.

Of course, I can't make you forget your memories of me. I can just make it so all those memories and tidbits of information are no longer true. You would be trying to cheat with the old exam's answers.

>>48338
The only cure is to shoot boys.

>>48337
D-Don't say things that people will misinterpret!

>>48338
You can't do that, you're not a god or anything! You yourself know you have a dumb habit of letting things slip. Your voice, your name, some other...things. Erasing all of what so many various people already know won't be easy~

>>48340
I don't need to erase it. The past is the past.

>>48340
Oh Belphe~

You know what time it is . . . again~

>>48341
>>48340
Other things?

>>48341
If you don't erase the conceptions nothing will change! Tis impossible to make the truths that people hold no longer true, unless you're like a master schemer or something. Which I doubt~

>>48342
....shoot boys?

>>48343
>several plastic surgeries

>>48344
That's right.

Shoot boys.

Not just any boy. The boy named Piece.

>>48344
You don't need to be a master schemer. You just need reckless abandon.

>>48346
Uhh, his name's Paul, Chen. You gotta know exactly who you're aiming at~

>>48347
Pretty sure you've had enough reckless abandon. After all, isn't that why you're in this mess to begin with? It all comes back to you~

>>48348
That's right. Because I broke the illusion, I can fix it.

"No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it" ~Albert Einstein

Still would be amusing to see you try, mongrel~

>>48350
How hidoi. But my consciousness, too, should evolve over time. Can't an adult solve a problem they created as a child?


And even if you'd like to see me try, you'll never see the results. That's the point.

>>48351
It's ok, when I visit piece I make a recording ok.

>>48351
You sure seem to think that people evolve with time. Just because time passes doesn't necessarily mean that anything is changing. Just look at us; we're still stuck in this hell.

I already know the result. Don't you know why the illusion is so beautiful in the first place? Once it's broken it can never be repaired~

>>48352
Find it yourself.

>>48353
That's the thinking of normals, Belphe. If you're a NEET, you should know better. Everything can change, in even 24 hours.

>>48354
Believe me, the last thing I want is for anything to change. NEETdom should be unchanging, static. Such a shame that it cannot be so.

>>48355
You still haven't reached the essence of NEET.

>>48356
Loneliness and despair? Cuz that's all that /jp/ tells me. I've only been NEET for like two months, cut me a break.

>>48354
Hard modo, huh?

>>48358
I'd answer honestly if anyone asked me directly. But the world is a big place to hide in.

>>48348
Paula!

>>48360
Sex change, huh.

>>48361
Good idea Paula.

It's time to draw. Ta ha ha?

>>48363

>>48357
>I've only been NEET for like two months

>>48365
I have disgraced you and the council. Have mercy on my unworthy soul.

>>48366
Some NEETs have been going at it for forty years at more. Can you even live long enough to match them?

nox wherue

>>48366
Are you at least going to have the decency to become a shut-in as well? If not..

>>48367
Probably not, I'm not exactly active or healthy. I accept my place way below the grandmasters.

>>48369
I've always been a shut in, ne.

>>48369
Are you really a shut-in yourself?

Illusion breaking, huh? Sure, why not.

>>48372

>>48372
r u nox

>>48304
>>48372
Why!? My pure virgin eyes.

>>48374
no im gest

>>48376
ummm gest

People used to have the decency to at least spoiler illusion breaking.

>>48370
Good.

>>48371
Of course! I'm the greatest shut-in! I can't even go outside or the sun hurts my eyes too much!

>>48379
... but we can't spoil pictures here ...

>>48378
gest is gest

>>48379
Blame George for not putting in a spoiler image function.

>>48375
u wanna see mine??