>>47920
I love you!

What about now?
Does that work?

>>47922

omg you slat

Magical Junon broke George ne.

>>47922
You will address me as onii-chan, and learn Japanese.

If you want to lay your hands on the figure, you will travel by those rules.

It will be yours if you achieve JLPTN1.

Flat is sugoi ok.

>>47925
Onii chan~ Onii chan~

Eien ni watashitoisshoni shite kudasai!

>>47927
Even in fairy tails, 'eternity' doesn't exist.

But keep up the pace. You just need to learn a couple thousand kanji.

Where does the time fly~?
It was around this time that I read Umineko, I believe. In a single night or two, gone! All 4 of the first arcs, read~

How long, how long~?

And soon, I went to /a/ in this form and met you~

3 years, was it~?
Maybe 4~? 3 1/2~?
Who knew this day would come so quickly, if at all~?

Well, I guess all we can do is enjoy the ride~
See you there~

>>47928
さて、このくそファック。;_;

あなたはとても残酷だ！

>>47929
Three years. None of us believed this day would come at all, I'm sure.

I remember you in particular were open with your intention to not stay around once Umineko was over and done with.

I remember when I said I wouldn't leave. I guess if I keep coming back, I still haven't broken that promise.

私は撮影の少年を撮影、撮影男の子を得た。

それは疑う時、それはおそらくワンピースです。
このたわごとを台無し！

>>47928
>>47930
おおい、 いいかも。

>>47930
Deal w/ it.

>>47931
And if I keep coming and going as I please, I haven't broken mine either~

After all, when will it ever be over~
When there are so many witches ready to torture poor families~?

何らかの理由で、神秘的な誰かが/ seacats入ってくるたびに/私は理解していません。

ことを性交。

男の子を撃つ！私はシュートBOYSなきゃなきゃ！

>>47932
Is that first sentence even proper Japanese?

At the time you doubt it'll probably be a one piece?

I'm going to need subs.

>>47937
ただお前は誰ですか？

あなたは巧を言えば私はまだあなたを愛しているよ。あなたは私に私の可愛さは私の姿を借りているので！

>>47938
>>47937
What? You don't speak google translator?

>>47937
When in doubt, it's piece etc

>>47938
Sorry, I'm not JLPTN1. So I only understand the first part. You want to know who I am?

>>47939
はい。

Non-japanese speakers then proceeded to take a fetal position and cry in a corner

>>47943
I am /seacats/.

>>47945
あなたのでたらめで停止します。

>>47941

>>47946
悪いが俺は拓巳じゃない

>>47948
たわごとは本物だ。

There is no joy as simple and pure as punching something so hard that it explodes into chunks~

ほら、私はムーンルーン文字にすることができ!

>>47949
俺は何でも名前を使ったけどそれは全部意…意味がない

君にとして『お兄ちゃん』といい

>>47952
あなたは私の茶のいくつかをしたいですか？

>>47953
毒がもつですか？それ

>>47954
それは毒ではありません。なぜ私はすべての人々あなたに毒を入れるでしょうか？

>>47955
Then I'll have some. You can bring it to AX and we can have a tea ceremony.

>>47956
Hora hora.

Sorry , thou shalt not be with thy tea.
Ask my voice actor. I'm not taking a goddamn plane to Hipster-land just to drink tea.

>>47956
>seacatsmeeting

>>47957
"Hipster land"?

And what state are you from?

>>47959
Chenland.

>>47945

Are you my DID?!

>>47960
Furry-land.

>>47960
*Chennessee

>>47962
Also , when you meet my voice actor.

Do not collect 200$.

That is all.

>>47964
I'm not traveling to Jesus-land just to meet that guy.

>>47963
You my friend. YOU HAVE 200 DOLLARS.
YOU MUST HAVE IT.

>>47965
He's going to AX.

He goes to lots of conventions. Pictures taken always.

See picture.

Why is chen's japanese so bad?

>>47966
And AX is in Jesus-land.

>>47967
You should capitalize that C in Chen.

>>47968
You mean Hipster-land?

>>47969
You don't deserve one. Only lower case for you!

>>47967
Because nobody here knows Japanese (except maybe Knocks secretly does?)

>>47969
That's where Hipster-land is.

>>47966
What of it?

>>47971
Every thing is hipster.

>>47973
But everything is normal.

>>47971
What about you and fatty?

>>47974
I love you!

Now just give me the figure.

>>47975
I'm sure anyone who actually knew it could tell you my Japanese is just as bad. I just string together things I know from my Chinese cartoons.

George, Lambda, maybe Cirno and I have all studied Japanese, but we all only know it on a very basic level, last time I checked.

>>47977
I'm not Cake either, I don't give people things.

I wouldn't even buy myself a figure. Non-functional things like that would be the first to go if I didn't have a place to live.

>>47979
Why are you so mean to me Piece?

>>47980
Didn't I tell you to call me "onii-chan"?

>>47981
Why are you so mean to me onii-chaaaaaaan~?

>>47982
What do you have to offer me if I'm not mean to you?

I only act in my self-interest. Some people believe humans can only ever act selfishly. If that's the case, I can't be blamed and it's all your fault. You should have made not being mean to you worth my while.

>>47983
I can offer you something on the bed.

Pomf.

>>47984
Your genes aren't in my self-interest.

>>47985
Do you require a map?

>>47986
Maps are no good. I prefer getting lost.

>>47987
Do you want to SHOOT BOYS with me?

>>47988
Is that Tera?

No thank you.

>>47989
I mean the Leagues.

>>47990
I didn't mean that for Tera is exclusively.

Is that SHOOT BOYS thing from LoL? In that case, can't you tell from my reaction that I don't play it?

>>47991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUFl_sDOHlM

>>47992
So does it have voice chat built into the game?

>>47993
No.

>>47994
How nice.

>>47994 You. Stop posting on /v/

>>47995
No shoot boys?

>>47996
I don't even go there!

It's awful!

>>47998 Be careful. I'm watching you.

>>47999
Shoot . . . boys?

>>47997
None whatsoever.

>>47996
What is your purpose here?

>>48000 Nope. I don't play League of Rage

>>48001
Hmmf. What is yours ?

>>48001
I'll still love.

>>48003

>>48004
Then remember how you'll address me.

If I post as a girl, it will have to be "onee-chan." Otherwise it's illusion breaking.

>>48006
Onee-chan! Please be my waifu!

wirdos

>>48007
A waifu is something people choose on their own without the subject's input. In that case, they're more like an object. Since I'm the older one, I can't be the younger one's possession. All that considered means I can't be your waifu.

>>48008
?

>>48009
Please stop using Konata, I do not like to be stolen.

>>48008 As far as I know, you're the weirdest of them all.

>>48009
Onee-chaaaaaaaan!

>>48010
なんですって！？

I don't want to hear that from someone who hasn't even have taken a few thousand らき☆すた　screenshots.

Besides, I was probably here first.

>>48013 Are you Piece ?
If you are, I do apologize, I do remember someone telling that you were using Konata before I arrived.

This whole thread got weird really fast.

>>48014
I am /seacats/.

>>48015
Just the way I like it.

>>48016
I was /seacats/ before it was cool.

>>48018
It was never cool to be /seacats/.

>>48019
It was for me.

No, I'm /seacats/.

>>48020
...me too.