>>22500
Fare thee well.

>>22500
stop lying about having a girlfriend

I too remember Battler-kun saying I resemble Shinra.

>>22483
Recent evidence has shown that unless I make sure I appear 'unique', people will impersonate me.

>>22504

It's fine, right~

'Sup /graveyard/.

>>22505
Nope, so I tripfriend folever.

>>22506

Hello little girl.

>>22507

Do I have to call you Lili!kyt3ApgURM-chan now.

>>22509
Since you asked... Yes!

>>22510

A teacher should make life easier for kids, right~

>>22511
1) You're fat lard, not a kid. I don't need to make things easier for you.
2) Homework is the foundation of all knowledge. The more the better.

>>22512

I'm still in the early days of my youth, Lili!kyt3ApgURM-senseeii~

>>22513
No, you're fat lard. You don't get to be a "child".

why can't I hold in all this sweat

>>22514

Hmph, like there's a basis for such a vile accusation.

>>22516
Pics or lies.

>>22517
...Not known to tantrums, nor known to excuses.

>>22517
But at least your children are used to it right?

>>22516
While I don't know whether it's really true or not for you, it happens to me quite often too.

>>22517

Uwa, trying to take advantage of the situation to prey upon this poor defenseless kami-sama, what a villain...!

>>22520

Of course it's true, I'm a paragon of honesty.

>>22521
So it's all lies. Predictable, ne.

>>22522
>George
>paragon of honesty

>>22520
>>22522
I always had the opposite happen to me, personally. I used to have people thinking I was 4-5 years older than I actually was. Still happens sometimes actually, on the rare occasions I have to answer the door to pick up a parcel for whatever reason.

I still get carded when I ask for alcohol.

>>22523

How silly. Had I argued the opposite point, would that instead become the lie and the truth?

>>22524

I doubt you can think of a time where I purposefully lied with the intent to deceive someone.

>>22527
I can think of several times you did it for the lulz.

>>22527
Had you argued people mistake you as being older I would've still reacted the same way.

>>22527

...that first part got cut off somehow in a weird way...

>>22528

Rather than intending to deceive, that's merely the satire that Battler-kun spoke of earlier, with no goal other than increasing this world's happiness~

>>22529

What if it were that people think I'm my actual age??

>>22530
Satire? Are you sure you're using that word correctly in this context?

>>22532

Is an obvious lie a lie at all?

>>22531
I wouldn't've cared, obviously.

>>22533
Satire is supposed to bring notice to follies and faults in society through things like irony, sarcasm, and ridicule. Are you saying your behavior when you do this sort of thing is something that needs to be dealt with?

>>22534

So, if normal is the natural assumption to make, shouldn't you assume I'm of average weight rather than fat!?

>>22535

You've lost me.

>>22536
Evidence suggests you're fat.

>>22536
It's 'cause you're dumb and don't know what you're talking about.

>>22537

There's no such evidence!

>>22538

No, your second sentence made no sense.

>>22539
You identify yourself with fat lard.

>>22540

Where's the fat, eh!?

>>22536
George, I think you're misusing the word "satire" here.

>>22541
>not Rifyukishi's works
How about showing us real artwork of him, huuuuuuuuuu~h?

>>22542
That's what I was trying to say.

>>22542
>>22544

It's fine, right~

>>22543

Like Rifyukishi would allow sprites that inaccurately represent his characters~

>>22544
It has more of an effect coming from two people rather than just one, though.

>>22545
Nope, it's not.

new tea party.

>>22545
Like Rifyukishi could prevent them from bishifying all his characters.

Kaleido Ruby definitelyn not Rin?