...

......a Chen teaparty? interesting.

Umm... I didn't know you were going to use it for this.

Excellent.

EXCELLENT.

>>61083
that's actually pretty cute

>>61087
IT'S EXCELLENT , COMMONER!

you people are weird

It looks like I need to get a vpn.

>>61093
I think we'd still find onii-sama's posts.

Using proxies during the hobo phase didn't help, right.

>>61093
Why do you want such a thing?

>>61090
>>61091

If you say so lol.

Anyway, I'll be going for now. It was nice to meet you guys.

>>61094
Proxies?

>>61097
Yes, the proxies onii-sama didn't use while pretending to be a hobo and I'm making up.

>>61094
>>61097
Are you implying to hobo phase did end?

>>61098
No comment.

>>61099
ur a hobo?? :O

>>61101
yes i live in a cardboard box

>>61100
this is what i saw in the thumbnail

>>61100
Moshi Moshi Kanon Seiteki Sabisu~

>>61103
omg choc i lv u

>>61100
Well, I was commenting about the VPN thing.

>>61106
Okay.

>>61099
Wait, what does that picture have anything to do with this conversation?!

>>61102
u kno i wanna live in a cardboard box

>>61105
hi i luv u 2!!!

>>61108

>>61108
I bet anon was just trying to get your attention~

>>61108
lol anon trolled you~

>>61107
ok

>>61109
Are you going to take noodle?

>>61114
yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he live in closet tho but i try to move his cage out evry once in a while o

>>61115
looooool that's nice!!!

>>61116
ya i'll stab dat fkr

hi

Ogod last episode of the Oda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt5Qd7Mh8DU&feature=player_embedded

Hmmm, should I stream~? Would it get viewers I wonder~?

>>61121
http://www.hahgay.com/

>>61122
>tweet

>>60903
If I can get enough people in here I'll stream something kay~?

>>61122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxjFIOxw4c&feature=related

>>61126
Welcome back and post in this thread please.

>>61126

Bitch , are you attempting to steal MY spotlight?

http://www.livestream.com/fortknox

Just finished to reread The legend of the strongest man. Damn, it's really the best of Fukumoto's works.

Someone play YGO with me.

>>61132
I summon Dark Magician Girl face up in attack mode.

So ends my turn.

>>61133
I play a bunch of cards and get this guy out. Your move Yugi.

>>61134
I forfeit to save my DMG. You win.

>>61135
Good work.

G'morning.

>>61138

Who wants some? I have a lot to share.

>>61140
This is you.

>>61141

>>61142
Sleep tight.

With your mail order bride.

Ossu

>>61144

>>61145

hi

>>61147
Hi ! Isn't it like 8 am there ? You lazy scum.

>>61148
Hey, surely you will also want not to wake up early as soon you finish college/high school or whatever.

>>61149
Who said I wanted to wake up early ? I certainly didn't. If I could I'd just hibernate in my comfy bed.

>>61150
I mean I have the right to wake up late, also I got the evening turn at the office.

HAHA I'M GOING TO OFFER JOSS STICKS TO MY NEW HAUS

>>61152

omg weeaboo sticks

That feel when too much lazy for do homework.

>>61153
Shaddup and eat your bites

hii

hi

>>61157
hii

>>61158
hii

;_;

>End of TariTari
I'll miss these guys. ;_;

dat shipping

>>61163

dats expens

>>61164

>>61162
He'll always be in your dreams. Do not worry anymore.

But you can always talk to a friend and do a ThisGuyxYou RP.

Good day Seacats~

>>61167
hi

>>61167
Good afternoon Lion-kun~ disguised as a gay trainer

How are you today?

>>61165

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>61167
Hoy ! How are you and various stuff.

>>61166
I, it's Wien I like, not Taichi. None of the girls are date material, though. Konatsu is a lovable retard but no one wants to date a retard, Sawa is herpderp must horsies and Wakana is the most normal but she's all precious you can't date someone that precious.

>>61169
Fine thanks, Okay I shall post as the manliest trainer ever.

>>61173
Yaranaika ?

>>61174
No.

>>61175
Fine. Your opinion wasn't necessary anyway.

>creative writing
Oh god. Why are they asking me to do this. I want to prose, not write a wall of introspective nonsense about how my day was!

Every Monday until you enjoy it~

>>61129

The fuck isn't yuru already over?

So far, this month chocojax.seacats is the second highest source of visitors to iihi. Funny, that.

Hi

>>61181

yes

Wien moest Tari Tari character

hi

Its really quiet here.....is anyone alive or a zombie?

bye

>>61188
Night bern

>>61190

http://www.livestream.com/teapartyofcertainty

>>61193

Anyone up?

>>61195
The postman woke me up to deliver Fate and I can't get back to sleep. Hi.

Hi Hom, have some greasy cancerous fatty extra large portions of meat stuffed in between bread.

>>61196
omg
I never knew you had a wooden table.

>>61197
Making a note: gonna buy a burger later on today.

>>61198
That's actually a chest of drawers which I just moved to the other side of the room. If I had the space for a table in this tiny half-of-a-bedroom, I'd be dancing a merry jig.

>>61199
Will you think of me when you eat it?

>>61200
Dance anyways.

>>61201
Of course.

>>61173
Yaranaika~?

WAHAHA ~
Hello everyone ! How was your day ? How are you doing ? Who are you ?
Also has the newcomer already fled ?

>>61202
That is extremely arousing and enticing.

>>61204
Morning~

>>61205
Hehehe~

I guess while I'm waiting, I'll ask:

Servant.
Who, what class, which grail war, strategies to beat the other master and servants, your daily interaction with said servant, ect.

Fiction and non-fiction are welcome. Anime, historical figures, ect.

>>61207

Seiba Joan of Arc-tan.
Threaten to use NP to turn every battle into melee engagement while ignoring magic.
Eat baguettes every morning together with servant waifu.

>>61207
Jack the Ripper, Assassin.
Avoid direct conflicts (and any conflicts during the day) whenever possible, slit everyone's throat while their backs are turned. Try to target female Masters and Servants first.
Mana Transfers all day, every day. Protect the loli, care for the loli.

Alternatively:
William Wallace, Saber.
Make use of good battle tactics, carefully choosing every battleground in advance and making suitable preparations in the area beforehand. Try not to pick fights I can't win; let whoever has Caster blow Berserker to bits first instead of charging in like an idiot and getting my spine ripped out.
Bro it up all day every day, playing video games and drinking only the best whisky.

Allowing fictional and anime characters makes it too hard to choose any of them, I'd end up with more Servant ideas than I could count.

Saki, Caster.
Challenge the other Masters/Servants to games of mahjong and win with the power of rinshan. Daily interactions eh? Playing mahjong all day with little girls hardly seems like a bad thing.

>>61206
>mfw I got interest in Fate/Somethinghere World because of Iskandar
>mfw no Fate/Zero VN, only book
>mfw I probably have to read Fate/Stay Night for them read Fate/Zero
>mfw I don't want to read Fate/Stay Night
>mfw I'm a big bunch of lazy bag

*sigh*

>>61211
READ FATE its better than the anime, and good enough for being a sequel to Fate/zero.

>>61207
Napoleon Bonaparte. Rider Class.
Huge on planning out strategy and tactics best suited corresponding to locations.
Weapon is a Long spear. NP makes the french flag appear on it ( Basically it becomes a banner ) and he is able to invoke French Riflemen and Cavaliers to help him.
Also has the ability to invoke his own personal horse.
Is a bro most of the time and tend to be worse than kerry on killing people.
Mostly plays chess, Risk and strategy/RTS video games.

Alternatively : Robin Hood.

Whoever made that change so that now every time I refresh the page it gets me down the page to fatty's twitter page : I hate you.

>>61207
I will give you this one:

Elizabeth Bathory. Caster Class.
Good at making all kind of spells and make heavy use of human blood.
Weapon is her spells and her alchemy knowledge.
Also has the ability to regenerate herself by drinking young virgins blood.
A cruel and selfish servant.

>>61216
Thanks whoever fixed it. I'm guessing anon. Thanks bud.

wooo i finsihed 3/4ths of the test :Dddd

Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt for Rider class

Gatling guns, speaks softly and carries a big stick.

NP of immunity to death whilst awake (he got shot giving a speech, finished the speech, and then shook hands and handed out blood stained speech pages)
"Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt were awake, there would have been a fight."

Not to mention the fact that he is one of the most famous cowboys of all time.

>>61211

FSN is better than Zero though.

>>61219
I have yet to have exams ;_;


>>61220
I thought you were dead. welcome back~~~

>>61221
dunno if better, but its meaningless if you didn't read fate.
It doesnt count if you just watched the anime.

joji twitter
lilian twitter
bern twitter
squitcher twitter
cirno twitter
cake twitter
friend-kun twitter

I am going to throw up

>>61222
Merely truant lol.

Hi

>>61207
Servant: Pythia, the oracle at Delphi.
Class: Caster
Grail War: Any
Powers: Can see visions of the future. His visions were always believed to become reality. As he is from the age of myth, his powers are formidable, and I bet Nasu would let him summon hydras and dragons and other horrible creatures from his visions.
Strategy: Never go to a fight you can't win. Always be aware of incoming attack. Easily discover servant weaknesses via divination.
Relationship: The oracle was always pretty unapproachable, so interaction may be limited.

>>61224
... Bern and Friend have a twitter account?

>>61225
Then can we kill you?

>>61224
Thanks for reminding me, I just deleted it.

>>61227
I'll kill you if you'll kill me

>>61225
Hello ~

>>61226
I'm pretty sure the Pythia is a priestess, as in, a woman.
Could be interesting though.

>>61219
Congrats.

>>61230
Poor Piece-kun

>>61231
Hmm, you are correct that most oracles are pictured as female, but I could have sworn that the oracle from Oedipus Rex was male. But you're right, most if not all were female, so I should say "she"~

>>61207
When it comes to heroes fictional (hahaha), I'd of course go for Lina Inverse as a Caster.

From real world mythology and stuff, I'd probably consider Astolfo or Charlemagne, the first as Rider and the second as Saber. I'd wear Charlemagne's magic ring and make him love me tenderly forever.

>>61229
but none of those people deleted their twitters?

how long until we see seacats facebook group?
it must be naive to assume there isn't one already

>>61224
Since I use my Twitter to tweet about my day as well, I'm also committing heinous sacrilege by breaking illusions.

>>61227
Bern has a Twitter, she's following me after all.

>>61230
But if I kill you I would end up all alone ;_;

>>61233
I'm not an expert on the subject, but wikipedia confirms that the Pythia was a woman.

>>61235
>seacats facebook group
>Implying there would be more than 2 persons.
I mostly use twitter to get news and shit.

>>61236
Bern's twitter purpose is only to stalk all of us.

>>61236
But I don't like twitter

>>61237
it's a double assisted suicide

>>61240
What do you suggest?
>>61235
nop

>>61237
........
remember that we share the same body if you kill yourself you also kill me~~

>>61241
use your connections to work something out

>>61243
>>61244
goddamnit

>>61228
Not until after I've finished my projects

Well, obviously I would pick Oda Nobunaga, Saber class.Genderbent version.
Grail War: If I had to choose, the 5th since it was mostly a clusterfuck.
Powers: Can see into the future as well~ Tactical genius, super evil power, super charm... so many things you can do with this guy.
Tactics: How would I know!? Ask my servant!
Interaction: Would travel Japan together and go "ooo" and "aaa" at it's marvels!

>>61247
>Genderbend Nobunaga
Why would you do that?

Nite

>>61248
they did that with arthur why not with nobugaba?

>>61248
>>61249
and why not the oracle at delphi

Alright, next question! Something simple but can also reflect a person pretty well!

3 wishes! GO GO GO!

>>61248
Nasu would do it anyways

>>61252
I wish to be able to travel on time and smanage my life in any possible way without negative consequence.

I wish for my beloved ones and me to live a healthy life.

And I wish to have the ability to fullfill anything I propose to myself.

>>61252

>>61253
Congratulations, you are disgusting pure.

>>61254
No infinite anything.
Try again.

>>61253
You wouldn't be able to travel through time, and would be unable to affect anything, as changing anything in the past will yield negative consequences!

You and your beloved ones would all die immediately, since as age increases we can only get unhealthier!

And you no longer have the ability to propose things to yourself, to ensure that they would never go unfulfilled!

>>61255
really? I thought they were quite selfish :o

>>61256
;_;~

I wouldn't wish for anything, there's no value in things you don't earn. '3'

>>61256

>>61256
I know my seacats very well, the reason why I didn't say my wishes is because I don't know if these are "lol i grant ur wish but the whole world die, r u mad kiritsugi" kind of wishes.

>>61259
well , it depends....if its something material, agree...

but if you wish for something that requires a miracle, maybe it isn't a bad idea.

>>61260

>>61259
Kinda agree with you, but magical wishes are probably different.

I wish that seacats was cursed so that anyone who ever posted would like umineko as much as lion does

well, if the GRAIL only give negative wishes,

MAYBE I would curse those criminals that only exist to cause harm to others...

......where did I left my apple?~

and then I would let seacats make the other two wishes

>>61265
I am pretty sure that would cause people to read fate too~~

>>61266
You know, that sucks too.
>>61265
For God's sake, stop!

>>61252
Optional immortality. The kind where I'll live forever without aging, but with the ability to die only when I finally want to. Which would probably be when I feel like I've lived long enough/gotten bored of everything (maybe after about 6000 years or so)/the Earth blew up and I'm left floating about suffocating in a vacuum for the rest of forever.

A portal to the 2D world. One-way, two-way, doesn't matter to me; not likely I'd be wanting to come back from it anyway.

Save the third one for when I actually need it, since I don't actually have a third wish.

In any case I would wish to be happy. I would use the other two to make other people happy too.

>>61270
>2D-world
Gensokyo, maybe?

>>61272
>Gensokyo
>2D-world

>>61272
Whichever portal throws me in the general direction of Neo-Venezia is fine with me.

Wish 1: Make it impossible for anyone besides me to be granted a wish again forever.

Wish 2: Ability to teleport.

Wish 3: Save for an emergency.

Let's try something else then.

You get three questions to ask and only three.
One is to god.
One is to an unnamed /seacat/ here, meaning you don't say who it is or make it too obvious.
One is to the "one you love most."

What would those questions be?

And just to make it interesting, others can guess what the answers are to those questions from that question person's perspective.

it have been ages since I saw the neo venezia image.

>>61276
if you are perfect then how come you don't exist
how was your day
why aren't you asleep

>>61276
Alright give me a second to think, also you didn't tell us your wishes.

>>61278
Oh right, I forgot to mention this but this is just before you die.
So think wisely~

>>61276

God: Where's the genie?
seacat: What's imouto's birthday?
Aisuru hito: 3 sizes.

>>61280

A true man will not change his questions based on bodily status!

>>61280
okay I change my last question to why are you dying

>>61282
But you are not a man, you a little kid, and you are already dead.

>>61284

>>61276
God: How long until the world ends?
/Seacat/: You are my partner in crime~ hehe~
Love: Tell me that you love me while mentioning what do you like about me, sweetheart, I love listening to your sweet voice..

>>61279
Ummm...~

Wish 1: World Peace (now shut up, Kiritsurugu)

Wish 2: A desire generating refrigerator so that when I want turtle-style cheesecake, I get it, damnit!

Wish 3: So always be with Ange-chan~
M, maybe turn her straight or become a cute girl for her... kyaaa~

>>61282
Little boy, ect.

>>61283
No, YOU are the one who is dying.

>>61286
The last two aren't even questions!

>>61288
I made no miscalculation

>>61276
1. Ask for the secret to happiness.
2. I can't think of any questions in particular I want to ask of a /seacat/!
3. Ask how much that person loves me and why~

>>61288
k, k,
Seacat: will you continue being my partner in crime in the afterlife?
Love: What do I need to do to fall in love in with you again in the afterlife?

>>61276
To God, huh? I suppose this would be under the assumption that he's actually real, meaning asking for confirmation of the fact would be redundant in this scenario. So in that case: “Why you gotta be such a dick, man?”

To an unnamed seacat? I can't even think of any pressing questions I'd want to ask to a named seacat. If I had to think of something, I'd probably just ask: “Why the fuck are you just standing there and watching me die, you dick?”

I get to ask myself a question? “Why am I so perfect?”

1.- No question for you. Stand up from your chair man, there's a lot of work to do.
2.- Did you accomplish your goals yet, baka?
3.- Do you love me too?

I'll take some answer then~

>>61283
Because I haven't dragged you into hell with me yet.

>>61281
God: Because genies don't exist, you nub.

>>61291
Seacat: Heaven or Hell, we'll always have each other's backs!

>>61290
__________

>>61292
God: Because it's funny and there's not much to do in heaven.

Seacat: *See <God>, but replace <Heaven> with </seacats/>

>>61293
2. I'll accomplish them once I'm done with my backlogs.

3. You already know the answer to that...~

>>61276
1. What did you intend for me to do?
2. How can I become a better person?
3. Be honest, you hate me, don't you?

1: Why did you adopt the world management policy you have?

2: Why are you so dense?

3: Why couldn't you actually exist?

>>61298
1. You already accomplished what I wanted you to do.

>>61299
2. You lost me, nyaa~

>>61300
sounds accurate

>>61300
It wasn't to Belphe!

>>61302
sounds inaccurate

>>61276
God: Why did you create me in such a way that all I do is suffer from doubt?

Seacat: We will soon show the world our greatness!

Love: Why must we be so similar that it would never work out?

>>61302

P:

>>61304
you're not committing any acts of greatness any time soon
great equalizer is death　ッ

>>61307
Reported

Also ;____;

>>61295
New thread.