>>61255
really? I thought they were quite selfish :o

>>61256
;_;~

I wouldn't wish for anything, there's no value in things you don't earn. '3'

>>61256

>>61256
I know my seacats very well, the reason why I didn't say my wishes is because I don't know if these are "lol i grant ur wish but the whole world die, r u mad kiritsugi" kind of wishes.

>>61259
well , it depends....if its something material, agree...

but if you wish for something that requires a miracle, maybe it isn't a bad idea.

>>61260

>>61259
Kinda agree with you, but magical wishes are probably different.

I wish that seacats was cursed so that anyone who ever posted would like umineko as much as lion does

well, if the GRAIL only give negative wishes,

MAYBE I would curse those criminals that only exist to cause harm to others...

......where did I left my apple?~

and then I would let seacats make the other two wishes

>>61265
I am pretty sure that would cause people to read fate too~~

>>61266
You know, that sucks too.
>>61265
For God's sake, stop!

>>61252
Optional immortality. The kind where I'll live forever without aging, but with the ability to die only when I finally want to. Which would probably be when I feel like I've lived long enough/gotten bored of everything (maybe after about 6000 years or so)/the Earth blew up and I'm left floating about suffocating in a vacuum for the rest of forever.

A portal to the 2D world. One-way, two-way, doesn't matter to me; not likely I'd be wanting to come back from it anyway.

Save the third one for when I actually need it, since I don't actually have a third wish.

In any case I would wish to be happy. I would use the other two to make other people happy too.

>>61270
>2D-world
Gensokyo, maybe?

>>61272
>Gensokyo
>2D-world

>>61272
Whichever portal throws me in the general direction of Neo-Venezia is fine with me.

Wish 1: Make it impossible for anyone besides me to be granted a wish again forever.

Wish 2: Ability to teleport.

Wish 3: Save for an emergency.

Let's try something else then.

You get three questions to ask and only three.
One is to god.
One is to an unnamed /seacat/ here, meaning you don't say who it is or make it too obvious.
One is to the "one you love most."

What would those questions be?

And just to make it interesting, others can guess what the answers are to those questions from that question person's perspective.

it have been ages since I saw the neo venezia image.

>>61276
if you are perfect then how come you don't exist
how was your day
why aren't you asleep

>>61276
Alright give me a second to think, also you didn't tell us your wishes.

>>61278
Oh right, I forgot to mention this but this is just before you die.
So think wisely~

>>61276

God: Where's the genie?
seacat: What's imouto's birthday?
Aisuru hito: 3 sizes.

>>61280

A true man will not change his questions based on bodily status!

>>61280
okay I change my last question to why are you dying

>>61282
But you are not a man, you a little kid, and you are already dead.

>>61284

>>61276
God: How long until the world ends?
/Seacat/: You are my partner in crime~ hehe~
Love: Tell me that you love me while mentioning what do you like about me, sweetheart, I love listening to your sweet voice..

>>61279
Ummm...~

Wish 1: World Peace (now shut up, Kiritsurugu)

Wish 2: A desire generating refrigerator so that when I want turtle-style cheesecake, I get it, damnit!

Wish 3: So always be with Ange-chan~
M, maybe turn her straight or become a cute girl for her... kyaaa~

>>61282
Little boy, ect.

>>61283
No, YOU are the one who is dying.

>>61286
The last two aren't even questions!

>>61288
I made no miscalculation

>>61276
1. Ask for the secret to happiness.
2. I can't think of any questions in particular I want to ask of a /seacat/!
3. Ask how much that person loves me and why~

>>61288
k, k,
Seacat: will you continue being my partner in crime in the afterlife?
Love: What do I need to do to fall in love in with you again in the afterlife?

>>61276
To God, huh? I suppose this would be under the assumption that he's actually real, meaning asking for confirmation of the fact would be redundant in this scenario. So in that case: “Why you gotta be such a dick, man?”

To an unnamed seacat? I can't even think of any pressing questions I'd want to ask to a named seacat. If I had to think of something, I'd probably just ask: “Why the fuck are you just standing there and watching me die, you dick?”

I get to ask myself a question? “Why am I so perfect?”

1.- No question for you. Stand up from your chair man, there's a lot of work to do.
2.- Did you accomplish your goals yet, baka?
3.- Do you love me too?

I'll take some answer then~

>>61283
Because I haven't dragged you into hell with me yet.

>>61281
God: Because genies don't exist, you nub.

>>61291
Seacat: Heaven or Hell, we'll always have each other's backs!

>>61290
__________

>>61292
God: Because it's funny and there's not much to do in heaven.

Seacat: *See <God>, but replace <Heaven> with </seacats/>

>>61293
2. I'll accomplish them once I'm done with my backlogs.

3. You already know the answer to that...~

>>61276
1. What did you intend for me to do?
2. How can I become a better person?
3. Be honest, you hate me, don't you?

1: Why did you adopt the world management policy you have?

2: Why are you so dense?

3: Why couldn't you actually exist?

>>61298
1. You already accomplished what I wanted you to do.

>>61299
2. You lost me, nyaa~

>>61300
sounds accurate

>>61300
It wasn't to Belphe!

>>61302
sounds inaccurate

>>61276
God: Why did you create me in such a way that all I do is suffer from doubt?

Seacat: We will soon show the world our greatness!

Love: Why must we be so similar that it would never work out?

>>61302

P:

>>61304
you're not committing any acts of greatness any time soon
great equalizer is death　ッ

>>61307
Reported

Also ;____;

>>61295
New thread.