>>56104
... I understand why would you be depressed, but it can't be helped. You should have told cake more directly that you were going to meet him the other day.

>>56105
There's no need for that when I have Berufi-sama, world-class antidepressant.

>>56106
I might just pretend everything is fine and spend frivolously until I have no money left. I can work out what to do next at that point.

>>56107
... You really can?

>>56107
You know what? My services are even better in private. I should really start charging, then I wouldn't have to ever work myself!

But when are you giving up this act? I do admire your persistence but geeze.

>>56108
?

>>56109
Someone once said of me that I take my jokes too far. That's not quite right, I think. I take everything too far. And when people start reacting badly because I did, then the sadist in me is incited into taking it even further because they dared to act in such a way. My sense of humor is probably twisted, perhaps along with all the rest of my senses. Very well.

Everything I say is complete nonsense, so please don't pay it any mind. For the ones who don't disregard it already, that is. A small number, to be sure.

>>56110
Dude, I don't and won't care. You even managed to piss Luci off but Belphe is a hardened adventurer.

When I find a cave with some withered pussy telling me to stay out, that just makes me want to waltz right in all the more. Am I playing into that old hobo's hands? Perhaps. But if I can entertain him and myself it's a win/win in my eyes.

>>56111
Following a large number of deaths on an isolated island under mysterious circumstances, a message bottle is found with a journal of one of the dead describing it as a series of murders committed by a witch.

Some time following, a similar bottle is found, attributing the deaths to the same cause, but with all the details of method, sequence and place switched around, so that it is an account completely contrary to the original bottle.

what happens to the credibility of the first bottle in this case?

>>56112
It lessens, obviously. Doesn't mean it's completely invalid or wrong though.

No one should trust you. You've proven yourself untrustworthy in so many ways. If people trust you, even being aware of your inconsistencies, then they're idiots deserving of your amusement, right~?

>>56113
Consider the truth that is me something told of over dozens of messages in bottles that contradict. Which one is the truth? Are any of them even true? Who can you ask to confirm their validity? The author, who penned those contradictions? Won't they just create another lie? Are there any survivors close to the one who wrote them who can be questioned? Or have all those links been severed?

In the first place, can you be sure the contradictions are really due to deceptions, and not due to the telling of a truth so volatile that completely different accounts can be certain truths at the time they are claimed?

No matter what I say, nobody can fully believe me. I am a cat box, and the truth you see differs depending on if you have love for me or not. No, even if you have love for me, you could interpret what would be lies as jokes and hyperbole that of course isn't mean to be taken seriously. And if you don't have love for me, do you even care enough to open that box? How unlikely.

Did you notice, Belphe-sama? That in doing this, I've repaired the illusion?

>>56114
I mean, yeah, I figured as much, but I still kinda don't get why you go so far.

Does....anyone even care besides like, three, maybe four people? Is all of that work worth the payoff?

You're such a convoluted person, geeze~

>>56114
Your constant talk of illusion is terrible. I don't think anyone but you cares.

Con te Partiro Peace

>>56115
>>56116
The less people who care, the better it is for me. The box remains unscathed if nobody cares to open it.

>>56117
Paesiiiiii che non ho maaaaaiii

>>56118
For some reason I feel that Meta should be playing this game, not me. I just wanted to be an observer but damn. Game is so sloooooow~

You're a bad host you know. Sometimes you gotta know when to speed things up.

>>56119
There's no way Meta would be concerted with such a trifling game.

I don't know what you're expecting, there's no more. I've already been reduced to nothing, returning to illusion.

>>56120
Nope. You show up so you're still expecting something. Besides, there are other questions that haven't been answered yet!

Kinda sucks when I can't fully read someone. That, that just never happens to me of all people!

>>56121
Do I really need a purpose to appear here? Isn't one of Kami-sama's truisms that people don't necessarily need to be here to do something, or for some purpose in particular?

There's nothing left for me here, to be sure. But if I say that, I'll get Lilian on my back for inciting 'please no don't leabe' again, and if I say that, I'll get it because I'm being presumptuous, and the same in saying that, too. It's an endless recursion. Still, where on the internet should I be if not here?

>>56122
You should be in the stream, or IM, or playing games with everyone else of course~

>>56123
I see. Sorry, but that's the last thing on my mind. I've been IM free for over three months now.

Or do you suspect that's a deception as well? You know, I did get a kick out of wondering whether Luci and others would think they were being duped again in response to the whole situation. Turning someone else into the ookami shounen would be amusing.

Either way, it's too late for me. How can I break the illusion like that after so lovingly restoring it? Indeed, nobody cares except me. Nobody else needs to, because the extent to which I care is enough for everyone. It's something unshakably beautiful, that truth drowning in the sea of lies.

>>56124
Heh, you're so cold and interesting. Don't even care how they feel after knowing about the dupe, eh? You're such a sociopath!

I don't really play the game to break the illusion anyway. The fun thing about you is, uh, the fact that you're hidden anyway. Reaching the finish line isn't half as fun as the race itself.

Also, thankie, because now I can sleep. It's dawn and I won't be afraid of fucking slenderman, heh~

>>56125
But since anon-kun disappeared some time ago, you'll leave me all alone. How cold and sociopathic, using me like that.

>>56126
Hey now. This was mutual; we both got what we wanted. You further your chess piece a bit and I managed to prolong my stay into the morning hours.

Saying I'm sociopathic like that makes me think I'm like you, and that....that just isn't a very nice feeling at all.

>>56126
You deserve to be lonely.

>>56127
Being me isn't nice? To me, it's one of the most important things in the world. And I did say that your mischievousness sometimes reminds me of myself.

>>56129
Sociopathic and narcissistic? This shit can't be true; this must be another deception. I bet the real Pauly is such a moe, cute, shy guy deep down.

If we look at a majority opinion here: it would suck to be compared to Piece. Almost everyone dislikes you, thanks to your own planning, and someone is even jumping at you right now. Why would I want to be compared to someone so shady?!

>scared of slenderman

>>56128
Is that bitterness I sense?

If that's the case, and you are who I think you are, isn't it silly to be bitter about someone abandoning you? Them coming back and staying with you would therefore be something you want, and being bitter about it would not achieve that.

Or are you regretting that you ever met me? After all, I surely corrupted your innocence, turning you to the dark side of becoming a dumb weeaboo nerd like me. In that sense, you would surely be better off, you would surely be less twisted, if you had never met me. But in that case, you should despise me when we are together, and thank me when I part us, because in doing so I alleviate you of my bad influence, doing you good.

>>56131
Are you freaking kidding me? Did YOU find eight pages? I bet not.

That guy is scary. It's not so much HIM, but the fact that I'll enter sleep paralysis and hallucinate him. LSD? No thanks pal.

>>56133
Not really, I just don't understand why.

>>56130
Are you sure that's my real name...?

Almost everyone dislikes me, huh? I hadn't really noticed. I thought most people were indifferent, with a few liking me here, and a few disliking me there. If that were the case, then perhaps for practical purposes, it isn't good to be like me. What a bullying conclusion.

>>56132

>>56135
Do you have such a high opinion of yourself that you can't comprehend why someone would no longer feel it necessary to confide in you?

It's not so much why, but why not?

>>56136
Stop taunting me! You can also stop that worthless show you're putting on right now too.

This is the logical conclusion to make, not a bullying conclusion at all! I mean, Riri really doesn't like how you do this shit. Shouldn't you try to respect her view? It's probably shared by the silent minority who simply don't wish to be a part of your game.

It's almost like you're evil or something. Like a witch or some shit.

>>56137
If that had anything to do with it then you had no reason to in the first place.

I'll be around until you give me a reason.

>>56134
I watch people find 8 pages on youtube, does that count.

>>56138
Why should I care what Lilian thinks? Does she even Umineko?

Don't worry, I'm not a witch. Just a piece. And to save you the trouble, I'll now leave the chessboard. Until the next game, sayonara.

>>56140
Nope! You have to do it yourself silly. My highest is five, it gets really really hard after that.

You're also slightly wrong on that; he mainly goes after kids, but he will go after adults if he watched them years ago. No one is safe!

>>56136
I seriously can't tell what's true and what's not anymore. I can't tell if this is your biggest act so far, or the terrible truth. And I can't help but to worry about it. However, if was this another act, I think my opinion of you would get completely shattered.
I don't want to think of that second option, so I will assume this is not an intricated board prank.

Damn it piece, you had some people who worried about you, Why did you decide to escape from everyone and take the worst possible end? I should not ask this but ... Why aren't you coming home instead of staying I-don't-know-where until you run out of money? What do you plan to do after that? Is it not a home for you anymore?

>>56141
...

>>56141
I don't think anyone can Umineko as hard as you. Except for Luci of course, but he's a hermit.

See ya later, Space Cowboy.

>>56143
Haven't we all learned this by now? Poor misunderstood piece, garnering all this hate. Whatever could the reason be for such mindless scheming~?

>>56142
But I already know the ending which makes it pointless to do a playthrough when I'm just going to stare at him and vice versa if I manage to obtain 8 pages.

If Slender operates that way for adults, that makes him/her/it/pomf no different from a stalker who spends 6 months spying on you before making a move.

>>56146
No way. The point is to play through it and enjoy being scared to death every ten seconds. Playing the game alone, in the dark, is pretty intense. Especially considering that it's HARD AS ALL HELL.

No one knows what the slender does. He just...watches. Some say he takes his victims to other dimensions, others say he kills them. The only thing I know for sure is that he scares the hell out of me and I refuse to acid trip. Because I will see him.

>>56141
All I'd really want actually is for things to be back to how they used to be.

>>56147
Playing it for the experience huh, that never works for me.

You do know myths and legends like the Chupacabra, Creeper loli and the Slenderman are all carefully designed figments introduced into the human mind to stimulate extreme fear? All these magical beings are fueled by the survival instinct to ensure that Man never forgets fear, for fear and the survival instinct are closely associated.

What's acid trip.

>>56149
Oh man, then you're playing games the wrong way. Baka!

That's a neat theory. I always assumed they were created by fantastical minded retards who constantly search for something "more" than the mundane, usually because they fail at life. So funny.

Acid tripping, like on LSD? You can hallucinate some pretty neat shit depending on your mindset. Of course, I know myself, and I would just hallucinate a roomful of slendermen raping me.....h-huh.

>>56150
Not the wrong way, the logical way.

You know Slenderman rape would be probably involve lots of tentacles since they have long, wavy arms. That reminds me, I watched 3D tentacle rape when I was 14, hilarious shizz.

>>56150
maybe you're into that sort of thing

im a el chupacabra u scared

>>56134
>blblblbl.png

lol