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But suddenly a 3 mysterious strangers come to your aid each one screaming the same warcry! The first is a dark skinned man wearing nothing but a towel, his voice is commanding and fierce and directs the orcs eyes at him, as the second hero comes rushing in from the opposite direction. The second hero is another man of good build and very agile, his speed reaching that of race horse. he wears a tight purple spandex uniform with yellow calf high boots and a large red visor with a large eagle emblazed on it.
The third hero is the only the female of the group and clearly the youngest, dressed in what appears to be a large blue jacket with gold lining with a bathing suit underneath, her left shoulder, elbow and hand are covered in a dense looking gold plate of armor that seems very heavy at first glance.
She enters the fray by launching herself high into the air and using her gold plated her she buries her fist into an orc's nose with tremendous force. The orc's head and was separated from his torso and flew off into the distance. The third heroes body then spun back around and she landed on her feet.
"Sorry, I was LATE."
The first hero had already began his struggle against the orcs. Having slain three with just his hands he gave a model-esque smile and said.
"Forgive me friends, but I cannot be wasting my time here I have a threesome on a motorcycle to get to."
The orcs paused in confusion at what the man had just said. Seizing the moment the man said confidently.
"Look at those orcs, now back to me, back the orc, NOW BACK TO ME!"
The orcs followed this mans orders almost as if under hypnosis. The man then placed both hands on his hips and said with a grin:
"THE ORCS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!"
The orcs then looked at their comrades to find that the mans words were true. The screamed in fear at the toweled man. Who was about give his next command:
"UNICORN STAMPEDE!!"
The ground began to rumble and an hundred pearl white unicorns came rushing just as the man had said they would.
The orcs were no match for these unicorns and where impaled by their mighty horns.
Though fleet of foot the second hero was having the most trouble, not because he was weak by any means, but because he was carrying your beloved blade. Dodging and weaving through the armies of orcs he would a small clearing big enough for him to leap into the air. He gave a comically wide grin his eyes fixed completely upon your person and he shouted:
"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"
He then kicked the sword like a ball and sent the blade spinning towards you.
You got back up with renewed hope and with a motion that felt as if the blade had wanted to be in your care you caught the blade using the momentum to spin yourself around cutting through a orc's chest and following it up with a vertical slice through it's head.
The 4 warriors battled through the night.
Dragonforce could be heard and the first heroes towel fell off, it was fabulous. The end.
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