>>30491
So Rum is sweet and goes great with other drinks, like soda or coffee. Whiskey is hard liquor that most people drink straight.

What else do you drink? What about wine?

>>30492
Be not disrespectful to our guest, lest we be required to make recompense with our last dozen /image/ oxen to father Zeus.

>>30494
Nay, away with thy oxen! Art thou complacent in the face of insolence, of adversity!? Thine air on the side of caution, thus thou tis' not worthy of drinking the elixir of the gods.

Also fuck Zeus. He's low-tier.

>>30495
...I will prepared the oxen.

And, in addition, my family's wealth in gold, worth many dozen oxen more.

>>30496
Thou art but a swill drinking peasant, yet thine courage shines true. I shall forgive you for forsaking the great elixir of coffee for commoner-tier tea.

>>30497
Excellent. Let us glut ourselves with oxen flesh wrapped in fat, and have among us a vat of wine, the first from which I pour to the ground that feeds us all.

>>30498
Hold on there, the oxen are meant for that pussy Zeus. We shall dine on something much more exquisite, something more appropriate for our tastes.

....Bring the wine though, that's a good idea.

It's always tea, my friends.
Tea.

...What's going on in here?!

>>30500
Screw you weakling, coffee is better.

>>30501
Apparently the Battler dude is gathering Oxen to offer to Zeus because Guest is drinking Rum or something. I'm kinda confused to be honest.

>>30499
Zeus who rules the sky eats not of the flesh of an ox, that is ours as men. The oxen stripped of flesh is our offering.

So it has always been.

>>30502
You would

>>30493
That's about it really, just rum and whisky. As far as wine goes all I know is that I prefer red wine over white, and as for beer I can't stand the stuff. Vodka's terrible on its own but can be alright in soda, soda water, fizzy lemonade, or any kind of fizzy drink really.

In addition to mixing well with a lot of drinks, rum is also sweet enough on its own to drink straight out the bottle.
Sipping whisky from a bottle is silly unless you're 15 years old and on some camping trip with your friends in high school, where one of them brought along a couple of bottles because he thought it would be fun to get everyone drunk, but nobody bothered to bring any cups because honestly who takes cups on a camping trip anyway, so everyone had to sip straight out the bottle but after the first few mouthfuls nobody seemed to care because they were all sufficiently tipsy except for the lightweights who were already drunk leaving that one guy (guess who) to finish off half a damn bottle by himself, and then the one idiot who wasted several mouthfuls trying to "breathe fire" by spitting it out in front of a lighter, and then the camping trip ends with everyone except the guy who drank the most with a terrible hangover. That's what we call adolescence, and that's the only acceptable time to be drinking whisky straight from the bottle unless you're a homeless drunk or something.

>>30503
For what reason would Zeus need the bones of the lesser cow? Should not we offer the bones of man itself?

>>30504
In your dreams maybe.

>>30505
Ehehe, you're so crazy. I don't have a single entertaining event like that in my definition of adolescence! Drinking half the bottle by himself, what an idiot~

>>30507
Then it wouldn't be a dream anymore.

>>30502
Well, for once I think I'm even more confused than you are.

>>30506
Can mortals say of the gods above them what it is that they desire? Let us only hope oxen placate, and have him bestow us favor so that he does not turn and on us glut, in hunger or rage for our poor hosting.

We should not condemn ourselves to live again as dulled shadows in the underworld in the hope that Zeus does not send us there himself. Let us save ourselves for battle and glory.

>>30508
Then you shoulda mastered lucid dreaming, baka. That way you'd be able to change it to you kissing Rin in a flash.

>>30509
F-For once....I'm not totally stupid! I blame Guest anyway.

>>30510
Aye, for battle and glory! The true ending for warriors such as us. Still thine thoughts irk me. Shan't we not hope to wonder what the gods think? To accept our place in defeat and dismay, and to pray that Zeus's vile whims not turn against us, doth this not concrete our own existence as less than his?

Nay, tis the folly of the gods to misjudge mortals. Many a deity has fallen in such a manner.

>>30511
All I have done today is speak of the vast wonders and history of rum and whisky, along with defining adolescence. I've done nothing to anger Zeus or provoke lewd actions or remarks in any way whatsoever.

>>30511
Why would I want to kiss either of you?

>>30514
Then kiss me instead.

>>30513
Why are we sacrificing Oxen for your sake then? I was asked specifically not to anger you for this exact reason!

>>30514
I dunno, why would you?! You're the one having lewd nightmares about kissing me in the first place!

>>30515
Wait, what!? Why!?

>>30516
It's not lewd if it's a nightmare...!

>>30516
So then you think of me as Zeus; father of the gods, and the king of all the heavens and Earth? I never knew you held such a deep respect for me. I am truly touched that you at last recognize my glory.

>>30517
Well if you're not kissing either of them then it'd be a shame to let those lips go to waste, no?

>>30517
If it's a nightmare involving body bumping, sweat and the occasional moan, then it's a lewd nightmare!

>>30518
Whoa hold on there, it was Battler-kun who said it, not me! I have no idea why sacrificing oxen to Zeus is correlated to angering you. Maybe you're his bitch or something?

>>30512
Many are the whims of Zeus whose rule is over gods and men, and it is our place to suffer every one. Fathers who in questioning this forget Sophrosyne's gifts stain their sons with disrespect and hubris, dishonoring their names.

>>30520
Lewd. Lewdy lewd lewd lewdness leaking of lewd.

>>30521
So be it. To suffer is to be mortal, after all. Indeed to forget Sophrosyne's blessings is a grave sin dishonoring my entire lineage.

Forgive my insolence! We shall mete out our justice and honor on the field of battle one day, yet for now, we feast on oxen and boar.

>>30523
And so that our hosting may be looked on as gracious, let our guest share in this feast.

>>30522
At least I'm not Zeus's bitch! Anyway Shirou person made the conversation lewd, not me. I was eloquently talking about oxen!

>>30524
I'll take the red meat.

>>30525
No, you are unquestionably and undoubtedly the lewd one here.

>>30524
As you command, my liege.

>>30526
You're just looking to start things. Also, red meat? Really? This isn't some redneck dinner you know; we feast for our very lives!

>>30527
Well I don't know, the only meat I usually eat is chicken. Go catch and behead a few of those and we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I heard someone was looking for their kami-sama.

>>30528
C-Chicken!? Battler-kun, I pray for our lives. This banquet may not be eloquent enough to appease Zeus.

With my dying breath, should it come to that, I'll curse Scotland~

>>30527
The flesh of each oxen is a deep red, but of the twelfth is the deepest, red as the blood that from our careful cuts still seeps, and runs through the veins of mortal men.

Let him glut on the flesh from this ox, descendant of a fiercely won set of oxen of my father Rudolf's father Kinzo, who in a game of roulette with his renowned gods gifted chance saw it as the greatest wealth of his rival.

>>30529
Thank god, now we have a chance! You'll be the savior who fights against Zeus for us. Please save us all~

>>30531
Hoh, what a rare ox indeed! Thine father's father surely must have been mad, to wager one's life in a game of chance with the almighty gods!

Though, if we glut on this miraculous gift of the past, what, pray tell, will thine offer at the next feast?

>>30533
Erring is the man who, in always holding prized his oxen for his next offering, never offers to the gods a single ox.

On this day we live we see the need to sacrifice and glut fully, only Fate that rules even mighty Zeus tells when we next ask for the favor of the gods, or if we ever will. It is hubris to save prized oxen when it comes time to sacrifice, for the will and want of the gods is greater. We may in battle be routed and splashed in our fathers' blood before a day like this comes again.

>>30529
George quick help I think I accidentally usurped your throne.

>>30534
I fear that my reticence may lead to an early demise. Living in the moment is probably best suited to men of our stature. After all, no one can predict or divine the future. Tis pure folly to pretend in such a way.

I am glad that your wisdom is here to guide me and this honorable feast, brother. We shalt live to spill blood for many days hereafter!

>>30535
I told you man, I told you about drinking Rum at a teaparty!

>>30536
You do me too much honor. I simply live according to my place in relation to the gods and Fate. It will take more than this to match the fame and glory of my fathers, and it will be done with battle, not with the cheap words we trade, the time for which now passes into feast. The party ends and begins.

If we're going to keep this Umineko-related, shouldn't we be sacrificing sheep?

>>30539

>>30537
No need to be so humble! I am sure thine blade will strike as true as thine's words!

>>30538
T-That's a good point. I didn't bring up the oxen myself though.

>>30538
I don't have any sheep, while there are plenty oxen and other bovine in /image/.

This place is no longer about Umineko. If it was, all the people who once said they would be leaving when this day came now would do so.

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