I would wear glasses, or pants, if my master ordered me to!

Yes.
See >>28084

>>28087
That's not what I meant! I'd never do dirty things to myself, I have more self honor than that! It just sounds like a lewd saying that a lewd person would be used to...saying...

I-I didn't mean chastity itself was ugly, just your skirt! The skirt of purity! That's ugly!

>>28083
You obviously have no master! You are just trying to hide the fact that you are a dirty lewdy McLewdenstein!

>>28086
>wanting to show off legs
SEE!?

>>28089
I have to agree, that is pretty lewd to want to show off your legs like that.

>>28088
What's so ugly about skirts?!

>>28088
So you think purity is ugly as well!?
And you just admitted you are a lewd person because you said something lewd that said lewd person would think up! Lewd mind = Lewd talk = Lewd person!

Admit it now and we won't burn you by the steak! We'll just throw you in the oven at 300 degrees until you are a crispy golden brown!

>>28089
I don't currently have a master, but if I did that's what I'd do! My non-existent lewdness does not override my furniture's sense of honor!

>>28090
H-How is that lewd? I'm not doing anything lewd! It's almost similar to that Zettai Ryoukai that you yourself like so much~!

>>28091
U-uwaa....no, I meant the skirt...! Skirts aren't always ugly, but that particular one is..!

>>28092
Which skirt?

>>28093
The "Skirt of Purity" that Ilya was wearing! It's just pure white and...blah. I think your skirt is much more stylish.

>>28094
It's white because it's pure, obviously.

Also, mine is black because it's pure.

I think I lost a dozen or so IQ points trying to comprehend what just happened to this conversation.
I blame you, Belphe.

>>28095
Wait a sec...isn't black traditionally viewed as the opposite of purity? Both skirts pure even though they're two very opposing shades?!

>>28096
Y-You should have jumped in to help me then! I was being overwhelmed, I couldn't stop it all by myself!

>>28092
So you dillude yourself with fabrications of a master that doesn't exist in order to subconsciously give you excuses to be lewd, thus feeding your appetite for attention and doing naughty things! By the reference material of the "Psychology Textbook That Totally Exists And Is Credible", not only are you lewd, but you are insane and lewd! Which probably makes you a Yandere too!

And that particular one is one is pure! Thus by association, you think purity is ugly! You hate purity! You must be lewd!

>>28097
The woman in red. Whore of babylon, etc.

You lewd people.


I wear glasses, ok I answered, where's my prize.

>>28097
You clearly can't understand because you're insane. See >>28098

>>28097
The only thing overwhelming this conversation is the level of lewdness originating from the three of you.
Rather, why do you automatically assume I'd be on your side, anyway?!

>>28098
Ehehehe, I think you should check your references before sourcing things that do not exist! I have not once done anything lewd or naughty; it is everyone else who is accusing me of doing these things! A master is my way of saying that I would only be lewd if ordered to do so, I would do anything if I was ordered to! I-I don't know how you get yandere out of this weird convers...debate!

And I don't think purity is ugly, because I said Rin's skirt was pretty, yet she told me it's just as pure as yours!

>>28096
Of course it's Belphe's fault! If she wasn't lewd, Super Admin wouldn't have gone to jail for murder! If she wasn't lewd, 9/11 wouldn't have happened! And everyone would be happy and not hungry and there would be peace and everyone would get their own rainbow to fly on!

>>28100
here

>>28099
Oh god, now we have to have some religious background in order to get ahead in these silly debates!?

>>28101
Pssh, I proved her wrong in my above post. Ilya is so eager to smear my good name, don't listen to her lies!

>>28102
Because your helpfulness rating was really high, remember!? I was being attacked by two people so I thought maybe you'd want to "help" me!

>>28105
I don't need that third world trash metal, burn it or dump it please.

>>28106
But you still don't understand how black is pure, and why you have to watch out for red! It should be obvious, right~?

>>28102
Not lewd! Not lewd at all! See!? It says it right here on my Psychology Textbook that completely exists and was written by every psychologist in the world!

>>28103
You obviously can't see it because you are crazed with lewdness! You couldn't even tell which colors were pure or not! You are no better than a cat or dog! Both you and them are colored-blind! And guess what? They both go by instinct of trying to satisfy their sexual desires!

For instance, you keep assuming your master would give you such lewd orders! Imagining such a scenario when saying you are so dedicated to your 'master' is a subconscious cry for you to ease your guilt of being lewd! Thus, you are being lewd!

>>28106
This is a debate?!

>>28107
but it's from 2002 wasn't that such a great year

>>28106
46% is hardly "really high," and it was actually right in the middle compared to all those other scores anyway. It's not like I actually like helping people or anything, so don't misunderstand.

>>28108
>"You have to watch out for red!" she says, wearing plenty of red herself
Compelling argument, sis.

>>28106
I'm not attacking people! I should kill you for saying that!

>>28108
U-Umm...because red reminds everyone instinctively of blood? That is kinda gross actually; I don't wanna think of blood when I'm pursuing clothing stores. I guess black is pure because it looks nice and...sultry? Actually that makes it seem lewd to me...

>>28109
Are you saying that all color-blind people are on the same level as cats and dogs!? That all color blind people are inherently lewd!? Ridiculous! A-And no, you're all saying I'm lewd and doing lewd actions, but I'm trying to say that the only time I'd ever do lewd actions is if a master ordered me to do so! I'm not imagining it at all...it's just the only time I would do it!

>>28112
I don't know what you're trying to imply.

>>28114
See, this is why people call you lewd~

>>28110
I think so! They're trying to debate with my good name, they want to prove to everyone I'm lewd! I must fight for my honor.

>>28112
N-Not even me? I thought you wanted to help end this lewd charade!

>>28113
Whoa, you sound pretty psychotic there, sis. Maybe you have some repressed sadistic urges or something.

>>28114
The correlation is quite high, so it's very possible! But with you there is no question! Lewdy McLewd-Nopants! And you can't deny my factial facts that are very true! Denying them only makes you look even more lewd! Which you probably wanted from the beginning!

And saying you would only be lewd for your master is still admitting you would be lewd in the future which is also true because you have been lewd in the past and present! So of course you would be lewd in the future! Of course you would follow lewd commands, regards of how pure your master is! Because you are lewd! The dictionary form of it! The very existence of it! Belphegor of Lewdness!

>>28111
Did something happen in that year.

>>28116
I'm not your sister and I'm not psychotic. The voices in my head told me so!

>>28115
W-Why!? I'm so lost, I don't know the secret behind red and black! I know you're wearing both but I don't know why the colors are distinctively "pure" and one to watch out for!

>>28117
But what if your facts are wrong?! Denying facts that aren't really facts is the only way I can prove my innocence; you're trying to totally disarm me! What would you do then, I wonder? You probably want me to be submissive, you want me to surrender to you completely in my will. You're the pervert, you get excited by trying to make me submit to you!

>>28114
I don't get the whole correlation between lewdness and the colour red, to be honest. My bedroom walls are painted red, all of my favourite shirts are red, etc.
I actually think it's rather a strong, brave colour. It looks cool, that's why I like it. Plus Kuuga is red, so how could it possibly be a bad colour?

>>28117
I cannot follow your train of logic, at all.

>>28121
It's probably because red is the color of passion.

>>28120
>you probably want me to be submissive
You'd like that, wouldn't you?!

>>28120
Ah~
Now you are showing your true colors~

Suggesting such scenarios like that proves just how lewd you are! For you see, I never suggesting such things! Meaning you subconsciously want to be dominated! It's all here in the Psychology Manual I got from the QuickyMart!

"Those suggest what isn't there is clearly that what they are denying! Especially if they are girls in a pony-tail, ridiculous outfit, and is nicknamed Belphe aka Belphegor of Sloth" (God and Budda and Freud, pg 5)

See!? I told you that you are lewd! So it's better to admit it and have you cleansed... with fire! Or have you place into a soft padded room... made of fire! Or have you seek professional help... with fire!

>>28121
Ehehehe, red is the color of passion, and your room and most of your clothing is red. I guess you do have a passionate zeal to be an adventurer, right?

>>28122
N-Not at all! It just makes sense with her aggressive way of trying to get me to admit I'm lewd in defeat! If I wanted to be submissive I would have given in to her, but I haven't yet!

...Odd that you would pick up on that though, domihime-tan~

>>28123
H-How would God and Buddha even work as psychological references?! It's not true....I didn't even suggest anything! I just construed that that's your end goal! It wasn't me saying "please dominate me, Ilya-tan!"

Why do all my punishments have to involve fire?! I'm allergic to fire...and pain!

>>28124
You lobbed it over the plate, I at least had to take a swing. More like a courtesy swing than anything else...~

>>28126
I should be more considerate of what I say, lest I face more outrageous accusations like this in the future. I don't think every single swing will be a courtesy swing....muu.

>>28125
If they are who they say they are, then why not!? They are God and Buddha! They should be able to do anything, even going into depths of psychology!

You suggested it through the vagueness of word and the arrange of your phrasing! It is clear that you want to be dominated! Which is lewd! You even said it yourself!

>please dominate me, Ilya-tan!

See!? Belphe the Lewd!

Fire is to purify your soul from all the lewd! But if you are allergic to it, then I guess we can just throw you into lava or have you strapped down in front of the sun until you are nothing but ashes! Seems fair enough, right?

>>28128
There is no proof that God exists, and the Buddha has been dead for like thirty years or something! Your books is false on the grounds that these two entities could not have written it, na na na na na!

Wait a second, aren't you the only one who is "seeing" that the "arrangement" and "vagueness" of my wording is "lewd"? Doesn't that mean that it's YOU who is the lewd person, seeing the lewdness in this!? Lewd mind = seeing lewd talk = lewd person, just like you said!!

U-Um...I should rephrase that. I'm allergic to anything "hot". And beyond that, pain. Maybe giving me a foot massage, along with an ice cold nestea, would be an appropriate punishment~?

>>28129
They do exist! In everyone's heart! Of course, not yours, because it's filled with filthy lies of filth and lewdness. No room for truth and god and turkey sandwiches!

It's only lewd because you said it's lewd, which doesn't make it lewd at all. Now, when I said you are lewd for thinking lewd things of speaking lewd words to do lewd actions, then that means you are quite lewd. But I am quite pure, because my skirt of purity protects me from such things. And I am pure through and through because my heart is filled with pureness of pure, god and turkey sandwiches. I'm as pure as the white snow or Turpentine or a 2D waifu~

Foot massages would only enhance your lewdness! And I guess we can't use hot things to purify you if you are always hot and bothered by every little thing. So maybe we can go Ice Age on you and freeze you to death! With fire!

All of you are sluts.

>>28130
No way, my heart is filled with a lot of neat and interesting things! You might have me on turkey sandwiches though; wouldn't want to get fat. I hope you'll be able to fit into that precious skirt of yours with all these...turkey sandwiches.

T-This is ahhh! So you're only pure because you wear the purity skirt that you soon won't fit into that makes you pure, and I'm only lewd because I said it's lewd, which doesn't really make it lewd at all, but it IS lewd because you say it is irregardless of what any other entity, God, or Buddha thinks because your heart is full of blubber, chicken and lies...?

Ice age would lead to cavemen world eventually, right on!! That's a brilliant idea; since I'm obviously so hot, I'll be able to survive to see my glorious world come true! What a great punishment~

>>28132
I'm not fat! My body is perfectly complimented with my outfit and pureness! Thus, my shape, figure, personality, and all that is me is pure~

I'm pure because I'm pure and you're lewd because you are lewd. Just as how I'm Not Buruma Girl because I'm Not Buruma Girl and how you are Belphe because you are Belphe. Why are you making things more complicated than they need to be?

>so hot
I feel sorry for the cavemen who have to put up with your lewdness! No, we will be sending you to the Ice World of Iceness which is covered in fire! You'll only be able to come in contact with ice, snow and the occasional ice flea!

>>28131
You take that back! I didn't fight off this rabid midget for the last few hours just to have my reputation soiled again!

>>28133
Things aren't always that simple! If one does lewd actions, then they can be labeled as lewd. You can't just say they are lewd just because they're...lewd...without going deeper and finding out what caused them to be lewd in the first place!

H-How is the Ice world of [/i]iceness[/i] covered in fire?! A-And I don't want to be near lice...that's just mean!

>>28134
It can't be helped. You are the lewdest one around right now.

>>28134
>rabid midget

>>28129
>There is no proof that God exists, and the Buddha has been dead for like thirty years or something!

>>28134
It just seems more complicated because of your denseness. A thing that weighs on scale of your lewdness as perhaps equals! But yes, you are lewd because you are lewd. And if you are going deeper into it, then you are even more lewd! In more ways than one! And we all know you are lewd because you have lewdness inside you from your days of lewdhood!

Obviously it's so cold and icy that fire can exist there. Just how fire can exist at the bottom of the ocean! And don't worry about the lice. We'll be shaving your head before you go there. They make great conversation partners, btw~

>>28135
Muuu....I didn't think I was lewd...just look at feenie, asking to lick me. How shameful.

>>28137
U-Um, I have to answer this in a way that won't be misconstrued as lewd.

Err, no..?

>>28140
oh
ok

You should stop asking for it though. srsly

>>28138
Kamen rider is my hero, even if he does look like a bug.

>>28139
Grrrr...first I was dense, which Piece lapped onto me, and now I'm lewd, thanks to your valiant efforts. If you're sooooo sure lewdness is my power, I'll just have to think of how to use it to my advantage to get back at you. I'm dense, so surely this will work out to your detriment!

Fire doesn't exist at the bottom of the ocean though! Only Cthulhu. Cthulhu fhatghan, sleep in slumber, Othuum. If you shave my head, I'll rip your stupid skirt! Then you won't be so pure anymore~!

>>28142
Cthulhu still lives, too, I suppose, again in that chasm of stone which has shielded him since the sun was young. His accursed city is sunken once more, for the Vigilant sailed over the spot after the April storm; but his ministers on earth still bellow and prance and slay around idol-capped monoliths in lonely places. He must have been trapped by the sinking whilst within his black abyss, or else the world would by now be screaming with fright and frenzy. Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men. A time will come—but I must not and cannot think! Let me pray that, if I do not survive this manuscript, my executors may put caution before audacity and see that it meets no other eye.

>>28142
But... I like culture.

>>28142
You can't just go ripping people's skirts off! That's super lewd!

>>28142
What!? No! Stay away from me! You have lewd cooties! Don't touch me, you dirty girl! Iyaaaa!

>>28143
Rise! O Nameless Ones: That in Thy Season Thine Own of Thy Choosing. Through Thy Spells and Thy Magic, Through Dreams and Enchantry, May know of Thy Coming; And rush to Thy Pleasure, For the Love of Our Master, Knight of Cthulhu, Deep Slumberer in Green, Othuum....

>>28144
I think culture is a great thing, but after a certain point I think things tend to get a bit complicated. In a social sense, I wish we were more laid back about things. I'm tired of all the bickering and fighting; can't we all just get along? Thinking that reverting back to some allegorical caveman state would actually bring about any kind of peace is naive though, and I know that~

>>28145
O-Okay, but conversely you can't just decide to punish someone by cutting off their beautiful hair! I was only going to do it in self defense, honest!

>>28146
B-But I don't have cooties yet, I'd get them from the lice....right? What are cooties anyway?

>>28148
I told you, you don't have to worry about lice since you'll be bald! Also, cooties are, well, you know Hinamizawa Syndrome, lvl 5? Totally not that. Cooties are more like radioactive fireants that crawl into people and bite them from the inside until they are filled with out lewdness. Of course, I learned that from National Geographics last week, so this info is totally legit.

>>28149
No, Rin said I'm not allowed to touch your skirt, so you can't make me bald! That's the stipulation! R-Rin surely wouldn't want nothing bad to happen to either your skirt or my precious hair.

...I...don't know if I like the sound of that. How can I have cooties now, though, if you're saying I'm lewd? They aren't doing their job very well so there is no need to think I'll pass them onto you!

Rin actually told me she likes you bald. It's totally the in-thing to be bald! I'm bald, but then I grew my hair back, but since I was bald, I'm still cool~

Anyways, she likes having me wear skirts and buruma alot more than you having hair~

Also, it's clear you are there Queen carrier of these cooties! From the amounts of lewdness emanating from your pores, it's clear evidence of that!

So to be safe, I better leave. Bye-bye~

>>28151
Grrrr....impudent midget. I think it's pretty clear that I won this little argument. I'll let you go for now~

>>28151
>>28152
Goodnight! Both of you should come back soon. Though if you're going to argue, at least make it about something less obvious than Bel's lewdness...or whatever the hell it was about.

>>28153
Well I'm not sleeping yet. I have one last load to finish before I can finally be released from the shackles of my laundry. The sun is up, and it's way past 3-5, but I have nothing to do so I'll just sleep all day.

>>28154
k I added you

Didn't like FF13 so much huh?

>>28151
Farewell, and sweet dreams~

>>28155
E-Eh? Can you see a list of all the games I played or something?

To be honest I hated that game. I played about two hours of it with my sister before quitting. FF10 was the last good FF for me, and I only played 7, 8, 9, 10, 12 and 13.

>>28157
>only played 7, 8, 9, 10, 12 and 13.
>didn't play 6
Oh man what are you doing, Belphe. You need to fix this at some point, 6 was by far my favourite of all the FF games I've played.

>>28158
My sister also wants to play 6, really badly. She's been asking me to get it for like, years now. I heard it's good but I never got around to playing it.

For the record, our favorite one was 9. I really like the setting, characters, and overall story in that game. I don't know how it holds up to 6, though.

>>28157
Yes I can~ You sure do love Dynasty Warriors. Is Sengoku Basara any good?

Bitch go play FF1, 3, and 4-6. You should probably just play 4-6 first if you like plots or some shit. You silly kids and your plots.

Wait...why do we hate 2 again? I can barely remember 2. It had some retarded leveling I guess but...well w/e that's the hated one.

Oh god I'm never gonna sleep.

>>28159
I am really double posting tonight! You'll like 6 if you liked any of the PS1 FF's because it's what really started the CINEMATIC thing.

>>28160
Uooooh, that's so personal! Dynasty Warriors was an important part of my childhood, so I'm compelled to buy each new one that comes out. It's practically torture.

Basara is good if you know the story and characters, I guess. I watched both seasons of the anime so I'm extremely familiar with the setting and what's going on. I'm also a big fan of the Sengoku era in general, so that made the game more enjoyable. It plays kinda like Devil May Cry mixed with Dynasty Warriors.

1...3, 4,6 2? I never played any of those, fufuf. My childhood was with FF7; that's the first one I picked up.

>>28162
Aw, afraid I'll say you like shit games~? You're fine. I got some shit games.

I played 4 first. Yeah 7 is fantastic. I didn't like 8 very much. 9 is my favorite of all the PS1 games. Sooo I'm your average /v/irgin I guess. I fucking hated the 9 fans on /v/ though. Holy shit. Surprisingly the FF7 fans were pretty cool there. 5 too.

>>28163
I honestly do like cliche and niche games. I can't ever get into good games like STALKER or the neat games that Ange likes to play, mostly because I only have this stupid laptop. I'm not really your average /v/irgin because I'm totally stuck with consoles. Oh well.

7 is really good, but it's short. I think a lot of the reason I like it is because of nostalgia googles. Either way, I always enjoy playing through it. 8 sucked. I never even finished it. I hated the plot, the DRAW system, everything. 9 was the best, and 10 was better than 8 but less than 7. Guess that's about what most of /v/ thinks, and yeah, 9 fans are annoying as hell for some reason.

>>28164
The best part about FF 8 was Triple Triad, and the flashbacks where you got to play as Laguna and his gang. The rest wasn't very good, but goddamn that fucking card game man, sucked away hours of my time.

>>28165
Oh snap, the laguna flashbacks were pretty boss. That was the most interesting part as you didn't know what the heck was going on. I think 8 did have a good card game; one of them had such a bad one, but I can't remember which.

The other thing 8 had going for it? The music. I really liked the music in 8, some of those songs were so awesome. Fisherman's Horizon, The man with the machine gun, fragments of memories...

>>28166
>The Man with the Machine Gun
Mah nigga.

>>28167
Now you're gonna make me look dense here because I don't know how to upload music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYisFOaz1s

I really like Fisherman's Horizon too. It's so damn peaceful. Game had a ton of good songs.

A person's birthday is today

and everyday there is a birthday

today is a special one though

>>28169
Whose birthday is it? We used to have lists on everyone's birthday...

>>28168
Same as how you upload images, but select an .mp3 file instead.
The site seems to hate Japanese characters and commas though, files with those in them keep either breaking or not going through.

>>28171
Huh, well I don't have these saved as .mp3's anyway. I have a few on my Ipod but that's it. Breezy is a nice one, along with the Balamb theme.

Oh my, I wake up and I'm delighted to see Belphie up and on when I am. This is quite the present, what did I ever do to deserve this?

>>28173
Heh, you should have been up hours ago. That was when the true fireworks were going off.

>>28174
I probably should have been. I've been trying to force myself to wake up early in the morning, rather than go to bed early in the morning.
Is there a cliff-notes version for these fireworks?

>>28175
That sounds nice. I think I tried to do that last week, didn't work. I always am up late into the mornings.

C-Cliff notes version? You mean like a summary? Basically I was insulted by a rabid midget. I was pretty scared, nya.

>>28176
Gosh, I tried the same thing to be honest.
Skyrim kinda ruined that for me, ehehe.
That sounds quite awful, geez.

>>28177
I keep starting over in Skryim. I have a "main" thief and I'm gonna start doing the thieves guild quest, but I can't decide what else to do. I went from making a mage, to making a warrior, then back to making a nord to finish the main questline. Game is overwhelming!

Also, my PS3 only lets me have two character files for some reason. That's pretty annoying.

>>28178
Ouch, I'm obviously PC master race for this. My computer fan gets so annoying when running it though.
I went from wanting to make a high elf mage into making a nord mage which turned into spamming heal and using a 2-hander. I got done with the main storyline 2 days ago and I'm quite impressed.
I'm sort of tempted to restart or something and make an elf archer maybe.

Uwaaa, it's Belphe-chaaan~

>>28179
I would go PC master race if I wasn't in college and if I could afford a decent machine. I miss out on all the fun mods, mukyuuu.

How long did it take you to finish the main story? And no, I can't stand the High Elves. Stupid Thalmor are the entire reason the main war happened. I always go either Imperial or Breton, but making a Nord feels right with it being Skyrim and all.

>>28181
Exactly, it just felt right to be a nord in Skyrim.
I don't think it took too long, I'm not sure on the actual length but it isn't too big. It's mainly the sidequests that distract you from the whole thing. I was actually thinking of doing a speed run on the main storyline again to humor myself.

>>28180
Hiya. A bound sword mage sounds pretty sweet actually. Magic has such a nice feel in the game this time.

>>28182
While it feels right to be a nord, I don't think I personally agree with the Stormcloaks. I'd rather side with the Imperials which kinda makes me feel like a traitor to Skyrim. Besides that though, yeah, I ended up with a huuuuge list of side quests. I wanted to focus on doing guild quests before advancing the main quest past Whiterun.

>>28183

The only problem is dying in two hits to virtually anything.

>>28183
It has a nice feel but going straight destruction is blowing yourself up because you can't do damage really later on.
Also, I went neutral for the take on that war between the Imperials and Stormcloaks.
I can't side with either, especially when you have Hitler in the Stormcloaks.