Pasta is tasty.

ahhh I am in love with Mirai Nikki

I re-read the manga again and I noticed that It have an interesting balance between heartwarming moments and Cruel moments.

hi im away 2day ok bye

If you have a desire to keep in contact with me, please add me to MSN. I reserve the right to reject your invitations.

P.S. about /parlor/: Hanyuu will replace me.

P.P.S. Yes, this is over drama, but I assure you this'll be the last you see of me complaining. Because, you know, I won't be here.

>>26799

bai

>>26800
wut

>>26800
I dont like where this is going...

ffdfdwfddvw

>>26804
Why do you have to post that?!

>>26805
dunno bored~

>>26807

>>26800
wut

>>26793

Wrong.

Looks like MSN isn't working. So for those who are concerned for makk

http://www.livestream.com/teapartyofcertainty

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.

"I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there."

>>26813
Uwaa~

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

>>26815
I lost my watch one day. I've been meaning to look for it, but I just haven't found the time.

Why do noses run and feet smell?

Did you hear about the guy who was attacked by someone wielding a phone? He got away, but it was a close call.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He's okay though! It was a soft drink.

I was actually complimented on my driving today. When I returned from groceries, someone'd stuck a sticker on my windshield that said, "Parking Fine". Isn't that nice?

Famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property.The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, 'Well, if it was anyone else we could've gotten away from it, but unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.'

What's a shotgun wedding? A case of wife or death.

Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

The wizard's new grimoire wasn't of much help. The writer forgot to run a spell check.

They arrested the Energiser Bunny, he was charged with battery.

>>26825
Join in the fuuuuun~!

Statistics say funeral costs have risen as much as 50%. Experts blame it on the cost of living.

annoying

Say, does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

>>26828
but i no good with puns
>>26829
god dammit

I saw that Ozaki! You were too slow! twice!

>>26834
>twice
wut

Do you know why the optometrist didn't go to the panel? Because it was ear-relevant.

How do you know he wasn't murdered?

Well, that will was a dead giveaway.

>>26831
ohgod

Hmm...
What kind of tree is nauseated?

Sycamore.

>>26835
I saw it, too. Pavlov Pavlov~

Everyone should wear t-shirts! Support your right to bare arms!

I've had memories for as long as I can remember.

Did you hear about the village where all the fish started dying? People there believed it was an act of Cod.

When I was little I wanted to be a lumberjack. But I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

Have you ever been to the wedding of a TV repair man? Their reception is excellent.

I met a girl at an internet cafe once. Sadly, we didn't click.

Did you hear the one about the stuffed animal?

I heard he got ripped on.

>>26843
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

You hear about the farmer whose ram drove away the whole flock?

He was scared sheepless.

I'm told that England doesn't have a blood bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Stop puns now, stop all puns!

>>26849
My sides ache this isn't good.

There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

An invisible couple's kids aren't much to look at.

Bakers trade their bread recipes strictly on a knead to know basis.

Stop puns. Enough is enough!

The shareholders of a GPS manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.

What do they call an internet provider in Australia? The LAN down under.

Hey Culprits,

My name is Furudo Erika, and I suspect every single one of you. All of you are incompetent, stupid, useless murderers who spend every second of their day plotting to steal the family fortune. You are everything bad on Rokkenjima. Honestly, have any of you even tried to make a good alibi? This Furudo Erika deducts, that for furnitures it's fun getting yourselves involved in a third rate mystery, but you all take to a whole new meta world. This is even worse than claiming witches and witchcraft are behind everything.

Don't be a victim. Just hit me with your best shot. This Furudo Erika is pretty much perfect. I was president of the first rate detectives club, and starter on my debate team. What intelligent activities do you pursue, other than study "magic formations"? I also have perfect sight and hearing, and have a third rate rival (He just used the golden text on me; Shit was SO true). You are all idiots who should just confess your crimes. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my rival

>Shit was SO true)

Where's everybody

>>26862
Hi short stuff.

>>26863
Hi.

I guess it's alright to grace you louts with my presence for a while.

hi

>>26865
>>26866
Yo. Currently reading a book discussing anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I will bite thee.

>>26868
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Holy Jesus Christ. I'm blind drunk, what do I do? Halp.

>>26866
hi bern how you
>>26865
good to have you around
>>26869
... oh god
>>26870
drink

>>26870
Water. Drink lots and lots of water. You'll want to get that stuff out of your bloodstream.

>>26871
Hai~!

>>26872
What's water? I have drugs that will get rid of the hang over, ha! Psst, wanna but some? I'm selling cheap. $20 a pop.

>>26873
They lie.

Is this reality or is just Fanta Sea?

Too lazy for edit a sprite.

Hello~~~

>>26876
Hi

>>26877
Hi~~~

>>26877
wtf its too cold for icecream

>>26879
It's still really hot here!

83°F
Where's winter?

At least it's not as bad as summer, I guess.

>>26882
hi joji

~!~!~!

>>26883
>83°F
It's like 9°C (~48°F) over here. Which isn't even that cold compared to how it can sometimes get.

51 degrees over here. Brrr.

20 degrees here, it's nice and warm.

>>26887
>20 C
>warm

>>26888
89 c here where I live~~

>>26889
>89 c
Do you live in an oven.

>>26889
>89 C
I don't think Celsius works the way you think it does.

>>26891
Do they even use Celsius in Mexico?

>>26891
sorry , 89 Fareheit
which would be 30 C

>>26892
Yes, the rest of the world use the international system.

>>26887
Uwa, super cold.

I-I thought more countries used Celcius.

>>26895
You dolt, 20 degrees celsius isn't that cold.

>>26894
I didn't think you had it in you!

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

One sells watches while the other watches cells.

omg I slow

>>26896
20 degrees is pretty cold for me!

What do you call a person who gives his church's set of pipes to charity?

An organ donor.