>>71377

dis

hi seacats, today was an eventful day.

My family got death threats from a person who quoted our address.

>>71377
hi!!!

>>71379
ya gj

>>71380
ok

>>71382
;_; I wish I could be that easy going. I'm honestly really nervous and scared, even though the police said it was probably just a scam, and the chance of anything happening super low, but still...

>>71383
howd you get the death threat??

>>71384
Telephone call.

My grandma got it, they wanted her to buy them a greencard and if she didn't they would kill my whole family.

>>71385
Who kills someone's family over a greencard?

I wouldn't be worried! No one actually goes through with death threats!

>>71386
People have been killed 'cause accused of cheating in Monopoly!!!

>>71387
How often does that happen!?

>>71388
A lot

>>71389
I demand evidence!

>>71390

>>71387
>>71388
I'm sorry but can you please not talk about people dying, or people killing others for a little while...

Alright Rosa, that new information is just too impressive to ignore it, first that nothing, calm down and stop any monopoly game you could be playing right now.

No but seriously, try to relax a little bit. Those guys are probably just some filthy gaijin who wants to get into glorious America without sweating at all. Your grandma is probably scared as well, you gotta take care of her.

as someone living in a country that is used to deal with phone threats Most of the time they aren't serious, however that doesn't mean you shouldn't be taking precautions.

>>71385

If they have the resources to kill an entire family I'd assume they'd be able to get a greencard fine on their own.

Just red the aku no hana manga. Everyone's fucking crazy.

>>71383
Well, like George pointed out, if they could "afford" actually following that threat, then they wouldn't ask a greencard in the first place. They're probably trying to profit from the weakness of people, especially aged people who might give in more easily to intimidation.
Can't really say I know anything about this kind of thing at all, but this seems logical.
Chill out 'kay ?

Gotta practice them second amendment rights.

"Oh yeah? Come at me bro!"

What's a greencard?

>Help, I just got a death threat. What do I do?
First of all, call the police and inform them of the threat. They will likely attempt to calm you down by talking about the probabilities and telling you that it is unlikely something will happen.

>But that's useless! What should I do?!
Thank the officer you spoke to, then head down to the local station. Inform the desk officer that you called just earlier because of a death threat, and while you understand the chances are low, you'd like to have it officially on file in case of escalation.

>Okay, that's done. What now?
Practice a policy of locking your doors and closing your windows when you are either not at home, or home alone. If you don't already do this, that is.

Secondly, be on the alert for any further suspicious phone calls, and try not to walk through dark alleyways on your own if you can help it. Considering it's America, don't go to dark alleyways by yourself period.

>Nothing's happened for the past two months.
Congratulations, breathe easy, you've been the victim of an irrational fuckface's harassment.

>Hold on, I actually did get killed!
Well fuck.

>I didn't get killed, but I got another phonecall.
Alert the police again. Go down to the station if you have to, and ask the same desk officer as before (THIS IS WHY YOU ASK THEIR NAME!) to produce the file you had made earlier, and ask to have this incident added to the file. The more incidents are on that file, the higher you become a priority for actual protection and investigation.


Above all.

Good luck.

>>71399

Thats for immigrants it lets you do stuff

>>71400
The most important thing to remember is that it is easy to make death threats. It is a different thing altogether to go through with them. You are in America, the land of gunfire and freedom. Should anyone attempt to enter your personal sphere with a weapon, introduce them to the American spirit and the... fifth amendment? One of your amendments.

>>71402
Second one.

>>71403
>Subject line
That's why the rest of the world has gun control.

Hey Tomo give me a green card when I marry you and move to Ameruga okay.

>>71404
What?

>>71405

P:

Hhahahaahhaah Oreimo have been so fun.

>>71407
omfg cheapskate

>>71409
2 bad no murica for you

America isn't all that great anyways.

Full update and incentive to do things sometime tomorrow.

https://archive.seacats.net/goatgathering/res/68.html
one more person and we will start the digimon rpg~

Dawn of the Second Day

- 168 hours Remain -

So how is everyone liking the new season?

>Shingeki no Kyojin 01
It's predictably dark and edgy, and it's over the top drama makes me laugh sometimes.
It's like if anon (dark and edgy) and Lion (trying way to hard to be scary) had a baby and this anime was it.

But god damn, it's very action packed. Just watching the OP makes me want to punch the nearest living thing.

>>71415
Hmm, well this one feels like it lacks a big release like the previous one did, which had Psycho-Pass and Jojo.
Shingeki no Kyojin is supposed to be the big show, but it just seems to be an entertaining and nice shônen, and I doubt Gargantia and Valvrave, which aren't out yet, will be really big shows, but I might be wrong on that part.

For the rest though, it's way better, all the "non big" shows are wholly better than what we had last season.
Hataraku Maou-sama's first episode was pretty good, and I originally didn't even think about picking it up.
As I said, SnK seems like it'll be entertaining, not as entertaining as Jojo was, but certainly not something to be ironically enjoyed like SAO was.
And Yahari's pretty cool, kinda sucks we'll have to wait some weeks before it starts actually adapting parts that aren't in the manga version.
I guess there's also the complete shitstain that is Aku no Hana. God fucking damnit. It's not the fact that it's trying to be realistic and using rotoscoping, it just looks fucking terrible and was slow as shit ( Seriously the first episode stops at the halfway point of the first fucking chapter... How do you justify this ? ), I won't drop it, at least not yet, because I'm hoping for it to change its pace, not hoping for anything artwise though...
Then there's Gargantia and Valvrave, I don't know anything about Valvrave other than it being a Sunrise mecha show, so I have no expectations for it, for Gargantia though, it's an Urobutchi show with I.G... I'm expecting it'll be worth watching at least. The OP is terrible though.

What do you think about it yourself ?

>Playing Heroes and Generals
>Punkarse American M4 Sherman comes rolling in, strutting around, thinking it's that awesome
>Snipe the commander from his hatch with the starter rifle
>Steal Sherman
>Fuck yeah Germany!

>Hataraku Maou 01
>has a female knight
Whelp, I'm sold. I sure like me some action-packed reverse Maoyuu Maou Yuusha.
The premise of this kind has already been done, but I still like it. Lili and a few others might enjoy this one.

The MC is fun to watch, and the "love interest" will make things all the spicier. Good first episode.
Though I do have a nitpick that they seem to be all over the place with being "other worlders" like how they will be fluent with Japanese one moment, trying their best to pass by with Japanese, flip back to speaking their language, and then go back to being fluent in Japanese. Is it suppose to be a "for the audience convenience" thing?

>>71417
I'll be giving my opinions on anime as I go through them today.

>>71421

Apparently the maou is super smart so he figured out most of japanese from the policeman.

>>71421
>>71422
Well I already told iinazuke-kun it'd be a great anime, ne.

>>71368
Streamin'

>>71417
>>71415
RDG: Red Data Girl- Not that interesting at the moment, but perhaps they knew that and decided to make those preairs. If that was the case I'll stick around until episode 3 to see if the plot thickens to something for entertaining.

Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge- Can't really take it seriously. Maybe its the art style, or the cursed hair, but judging from the next episode preview this seems like it'll turn into another murder game anime and I can't see that working out too well.

Ginga Kikoutai: Majestic Prince- No substance. The action scene at the end caught my attention for a second, but that was all really.

Devil Survivor 2 The Animation- There is no denying this was originally a game, but regardless of that fact the pacing seemed rather quick. I can't say it impressed me. Feels like they saw the sales for persona 4 and tried this.

Hataraku Maou-sama! - Pretty much the same as you guys.

Karneval- ...? I don't really have an opinion on this one, even though I watched it. Lets wait for more episodes I guess.

Photo Kano- I didn't really hate it, but it is another typical dating sim anime with a twist. So yeah.

Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru- Actually liked this so far. Hopefully it will continue to make fun of the love comedy genre and not end up as one.

Aku no Hana- I got used to the 'art', but as everyone has been saying the pacing is not so good. Feels like part of a movie rather than a tv show.

DATE A LIVE- Thought it was a harem show, so the start surprised me. Of course afterwards it evidently is one, just with a more plot. The sudden Strike Witches/Infinite Stratos/Fate Stay Night battle scene caught me off guard. Then of course at the end it doesn't shy away from the fact it is a dating sim, but embraces it. Should be funny, will wait and see.

Zettai Bouei Leviathan- It's what you'd expect. A cute anime with magical girls. Only difference is that it has a JRPG setting and they get the girls into a group via a bar fight.

Namiuchigiwa no Muromi-san- Over the top and ridiculous. The first 2 minutes made me loose my mind. Picked the fuck up.

Shingeki no Kyojin- Pretty much what you guys have been saying.

>>71425
>Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru- Actually liked this so far. Hopefully it will continue to make fun of the love comedy genre and not end up as one.
I've got bad news for you.

>>71426
Well I never expected anything less.

>>71427
It's really well worth it; It's a pretty good one.

hi

>>71429

new thread
>>71431