moar liek teaparty of double personalities

>>68669
Belphe is fat now? Or have you switched to calling me George?

I always pictured Belphe as rather lean, albeit with shapely thighs. I hope you won't break my illusion like that.

more like teaparty of lion stop

>>68672
w-what did I do this time? ;_;

>>68671
In other words you're a big, fat, liar!

>>68665

>>68674
Hmph. I won't deny that I am a liar, but in this case, I'm telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

In any case, I'm sure this back and forth is no longer interesting to either of us, let alone anyone else. Tell me, if you were to hypothetically grant that I was Piece, would this conversation be any less repetitive?

>>68676
Yes, if you were the real Piece, I'd be your Valentine.

>>68673
Your teaparties are still very silly.

>>68675
Shush now. Is this person Belphe or not?

>>68674
>>68676
I could have sworn for a second you two posted with the same picture. Trippy.

>>68677
I think you're only allowed one of those, you damn three-timer.

>>68678
I didn't do this one ;_;

>>68679
When you're this swag, there's no such thing as cheating.

>>68680
I never said this teaparty was silly.

>>68682
agreed

>>68681
There's such a thing as jealousy, #yoloswaginton. Thus, whether I am Piece or not, we can't have that kind of association. It wouldn't feel genuine.

I wonder if Belphe has one?

>>68684
Last I checked, Piece would be willing to be my slave. You're no Piece, liar.

>>68685
Slave? Well now. I thought Piece had more self-respect than that. Does that mean what Piece meant was he scorched himself with an iron brand reading Meta?

>>68686
If only.

>>68687
Whether he did or not, this is clearly a contradiction!

If Piece was willing to be your slave, and you're narcissistic enough to allow it, why then is he not currently serving as just that?

>>68678
You know what, I actually do not know. I haven't seen Belphe around in ages, and the last time I did see him on here, he seemed pretty different from the Belphe I used to know and be interested in.
Though, the one here now is definitely acting Belphe-ish, but that might just be on purpose. I don't recall whether Piece ever called him Butler so ofter, the fact that he so strongly identifies himself as "Piece" is suspicious since Piece doesn't seem the type to do such a thing, and this entire post >>68671 just seems like something Belphe would be likely to say. The fact that the first post he made mentioned specifically Belphe by name is also pretty weird, given the large number of candidates for potential impersonators around these parts.

>>68688
Because that requires him to be in the US. And I'm not marrying him.

>>68689
Interesting line of reasoning. I thought you would surely be able to sense a powerful aura of Belpheness were I Belphe.

>>68690
Why not have him marry Friend?

>>68689
So do we call this guy Belphiece?

>>68692
You should be able to see my IP, so as much as I'd like to append a little of dear Belphe to my name, it should be Piece for you.

>>68691
Because he only likes working refrigerators.

>>68694
I... what? Wait, didn't Piece claim to not have a fridge?

>>68693
Mmmm... the IP address does say it's from the land down under, not to mention Victoria.
But I don't know much about proxies either. Could be a fake address all together.
And on top of that, the IP I'm looking at isn't the usual one I've seen Piece posting with. At least the one that I memorized.

>>68695
That would imply you go out for food then.

>>68697
Me as in Belphe, as in Piece, or as in whoever it is that I am?

>>68696
Jeez. I suppose it can't be helped. I'm obviously Piece, but it's not like I mind being accused of Belpheness.

>>68698
Lies and slander.

>>68699
Far from it.

Anyway, I'm sure I consider Belphe's special just-for-today rendition of me to be a sincere Valentine's gift.

Unlike you, he's a pure NEET. So he doesn't have anyone to cheat on me with.

>>68700
Even if I'm not a 100% NEET I'm sure I have more free time than him.

>>68701
That time is divided between three women, supposedly.

Well, two of them aren't real, but it's not like one can't spend a great deal of time pursuing that angle. The point is, most people prefer for their partners to be monogamous. Regardless of their own activities.

>>68702
As a detective, it is my duty to make sure all women of mine are faithful. Even if I have to stalk them, all day.

>>68703
But you don't mind your men being on a bit on the loose side, right?

>>68704
As long as they do what I want.

>>68705
But what you want doesn't define whether they need be faithful?

>>68706
Obviously they'd need to Russia got hit by a huge meteor.

Happy valentines day

>>68707
Well that's... I don't remember where I was going with this. Anyway, we're boring each other so I think I'll go                                        .

>>68709
See ya Belphe.

>>68700
I like how the story gradually changed from "Someone impersonated me and there's a chance it might have been Belphe" to "Oh hey Belphe, thanks for the Valentine's gift".

>>68709
Ciao. And happy Valentine's. Remember, I never admitted to being Belphe, okay?

>>68712
I'm a detective, Piece is always warm and gentle toward me. Work on your stuff a bit more.

>>68643
Happy Valentine's Day.

>>68667
But I doubt myself the most.

>>68715
Why not Piecebelphe?

>>68717
You know what I miss? The old _x_ib4f numbering. Because I would really like to know how many times you've posted that image.

>>68718
Roughly once per day.

>>68719
When was the first day?

>>68720
When the new board was founded, I think.

>>68719
>>68721
Maybe that isn't so much. I think some of mine broke the 1000 point. Or at least got pretty close. It's hard to help if you're using sprites. Thus why a collection of crops is superior.

>>68720
Did you read all the tea parties or not?

>>68722
Belphe go homu. I want my Piece back.

>>68723
But I'm Piece, silly. Stop bullying me or I'll tell the mods on you.

>>68724
Screw the rules I have seniority.

>>68725
Come to think of it, you must be the oldest /seacat/ these days. There's no more Luci to keep you in line. A pity that nobody understands the intricacies of history anymore.

>>68726
Where's my Beato? I killed her.

>>68722
I read a lot. But to say all would be a big lie. There are so many. I looked at all, and I have read some parts of each of them.

>>68727
You must be talking about that passion thing again, right? Such a tease.

>>68726
If you are just talking about /seacats/ history I don't think intricate would best describe it.

>>68728
Fun-fact. The first dozen /teaparty/ threads are hidden.

>>68729
I ruined Piece for marriage.

>>68730
Hidden? We are actually looking for something that might be in those. Is there a way to have access to them? It's about how to make an umineko background.

>>68728
Even if you read them all, you will never experience the glory that was ib4f. Your god has forsaken you. Long before you even worshiped them!

>>68730
Hidden? That sounds interesting. What do they contain that needs hiding, I wonder?

>>68731
That's a funny thing to ruin. There's no way Piece would ever be married in the first place.

they're just in /archive/ ne

>>68733
Feel free to search.
https://archive.seacats.net/archive/

>>68734
/subject

>>68735
What a mundane reason. It lacks love, methinks.

>>68736
Have it your way, Guy Incognito.

oh god, why

hi where luci

do this still work or what

>>68740
dis saite be ded or wat

>>68741
urded

>>68742
but zen whos tolking 2 u

I'll certainly never be hurting for colors to use in /parlor/ now. Administrative powers are very useful

>>68746
Some colors are far too bright for frequent use, though.

dem seacats

>>68747
Agreed.

[color=#000000]test

omg I want to play dayz

>>68746
What kind of backhanded deals made you an admin anyway?

>>68752

He's only an admin for the purpose of conducting the parlor game.

>>68753
So that's what it would take? Too much effort.

I wonder what could happen if every seacats become an admin

>>68755
About as much as happens usually.

>>68754
It's not that hard if you make an effort.

>>68755
I'd strip everyone of their powers, ban Piece and pimp the front page.

>>68758
Why would you ban me? Can't we put our differences behind us?

>>68758
hi

>>68758
you are having a nice progress Lili~

What a gripping Internet mystery I do not care about in any way!

>>68759
We can, once you're banned and we're rid of you.

>>68760
Hi.

>>68761
Image related.

>>68763
Progress, yay!

>>68764
I keep wondering how the HELL did I find the right one acceptable?!?! Arms don't work that way!!

Show me ure drawings 2 geez

>>68765
k
How'd yesterday go btw?

>>68766
I'm thinking of just becoming an old spinster.

>>68763
I don't think that's really putting it behind us. After all, if I just evaded my ban those differences would cause me to be banned again. They shouldn't have causative power if they're forgotten.

>>68762
It's pitiable what I entertain myself with, isn't it?

>>68767
Eugh, that's unfair. I really hope things work out better for you soon.

>>68768
End it all and leave forever.