This teaparty reminds me of Atelier Totori. Totori is a slut.

I solved them

>>60425
You can't solve all the mysteries. Go search some and then solve them, slacker.

The mysteries I want to solve are far more important than any hypothetical murder case~

>>60428
Mysteries, huh?

>>60428
Why do you instantly think of murders ? The world holds much more than bloody cases and drama.
Hi btw. How was your day/night/whatever time it is for you.

>>60430
Well, the Van Dine rules say that there must be a murder for it to be a mystery~

>>60431
Well it only concerns mystery novels, since it's as to "not let the reader's unsatisfied", and I'm pretty sure the actual rule concerns the presence of a corpse, not murder.
But whatever, the rules of a man from 100 years ago shouldn't stop you, right ?

>>60432
And they don't, all I said I was more interested in solving stuff other than hypothetical murder mysteries~

>>60434
Reported for graphic depiction of decapitated head, etc...

>>60435
No really, you didn't see the drawing? That's how I am.

>>60436
How are you typing then ? With your nose ? Your tongue ? Your magical flying tacos ?
Or are you actually just a consciousness inside the Internet ?

>>60438
Flying magical tacos sound like a good answer.
>>60437
hi

>>60439
hi

>>60440
hi

>>60440
Heeey, can you equip your shield on your character sheet for /parlor/~? It'll boost your AC and Reflex if you do~

Hi~

One month more and seacats will be 3 years old.

>>60441
hi

>>60442
omg okay!!!

>>60444
Hi~ why sad?

>>60445
hii! im sad becausei always forget to equip things on my chara sheet loool

>>60446
Hah, that's fine, it takes some getting used to~

>>60447
i have no idea. )':

>"i dont ned history lessons from an american" well guess what, american history is the only history that is not distorted in any way

Damn, youtube comments man, these fucking youtube comments.

>>60439
Hi! How are you today?

You guys should all get Mount & Blade so we can play together ne.

>>60451
Together? How?

>>60451
wats that

>>60432
Van Dine only if referring to Detective Fiction rather.
The term 'mystery' have been coined more so over the times to terrible fantasy stories and other trite tales with the only 'mystery' being that they don't hint the answer until the end of the novel.
Such a piece, if truly intended to be a piece of deductive literature is not a battle of wits, but a simple fools game.

>>60455

I'll solve the mystery of your heart!

omg newegg taking all my money fck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>60458
newegg sells geemu?

>>60458
oops i accidentally two of the same game

>>60458
omg so fk many gams

So quiet~ Maybe I'll stream something here soon~

>>60462
Indeed Seacats is quite quiet~

>>60464
you are a seacat
and you are crying.

;_;
see I am crying too

now the seacats are crying again...

>>60465
but I can't hear you

>>60466
;_;

>>60465

Is it time?

>>60469
that is because all of them are pelliper ;_;

Is it time?

Dare you enter my magical realm~?
>>60473

tird

>>60451
I have Mount & Blade.

by

>>60475
hi
>>60477
bye

kuma r u playing maghonj

>>60479

Japan are you even trying?

>>60481
GW ne.

>>60482
Ugh, just lost to a NO_NAME.

>>60483
Good job

>>60484
7th round and I was like, this guy just can't be waiting in a green dragon.
Ron! He had 3 green dragons.

>>60485
I don't speak mahjong

>>60486
And you call yourself Japanese?

>>60487
That's right. Not Chinese.

u win ur babby game yet anon??

>>60488
Don't be silly, Chinese play it wrong.
>>60489
Yes, I might play another one though.

Chinese mahjong is different from jap mahjong dumbass.

>>60490
>>60491
I know that much.

I still don't speak mahjong though.

>>60491
Different means wrong

Chinese mahjong is better than Jap.

Then mexicans must be fucking wrong since they're different and 3rd world.

>>60492
So beautiful.

>>60479
umm nop dat not me

>>60494
nop
>>60495
Good thing I don't play Mexican Mahjong.

>>60496
>piss

>>60499
wat wrong wit dat??

>>60499
This and gameplay section should be enough for you to start, piece.

Good night seacats.

>>60502
http://www.mediafire.com/?nundktgdonn
I'd recommend this for learning the basics of mahjong over most other things, that wiki is kind of bad.

Thanks for the links, but I have no intention of learning mahjongs.

I hope you all die like them.

Also Antique mage is shit.

>>60507

>>60508

dis is how you mahjan ok

>>60510
>3p
>not 92000

>>60511

Have a bakkoi day seacats.

>>60512
o 3 o

>>60513
hi

>>60513
Omg it's even prettier than how I imagined you.

Hi guys. How are you citizens doing ?

Hi.

>>60517
Hi rotho.
You know, it may be time to put my sheet's link on the /parlor/ thread, you know, since it's been 2 weeks since I finished it.

>>60517
Hi.

>>60454
Exactly he is only referring to 'who dunnits' There are many other types of mystery stories, then the classic who dunnit.

A story can fall under mystery when a puzzling question and its quest for the answer are what is driving the story forward.

>>60520
Well, I guess those rules would fall more likely for the "Murder mystery novel" or something among those lines.
But yeah, mystery don't need no murders nor corpses. Hyouka is a good example.

>First quiz get 80% only.

hi
>>60522
what quiz

>>60523
Publishing.

I got a 62% on the Japanese pre-test. Which is just to test how much you already know before the class starts.

I got a 50% on the publishing one. (How am I supposed to know why big writers enter small contests, or what the best award a writer can get is.)

The Japanese teacher asks us to call her Riri.

>>60524
Sounds tough. Good luck and such.

>>60525
wat

>>60525

>>60525

omg you found her gj

>>60525
Illusionbreaking.png~~~~

*sigh*
This is rather difficult. I do wonder how did Ryukishi came up with the Epitaph. It puts a rather high standard.

>>60530
>Ryukishi
>high standard
I seriously hope you're just joking.

>>60531
Mhh... Nope ?
That man's writing may be accompanied with flaws, but it does not mean everything he does is shit.

im studyan japans sooo hhhharrd

>>60532
It was a giant red herring that had nothing to do with the mystery at hand in the slightest. Moreover, it's a trick that only works if you read Kuwadorian as Quadrillion.

>>60534
At least we can agree that is quite original as a riddle....but not as a plot element which is quite overused.

>>60535
True, but the Epitaph isn't all that special since it's a regular Japanese word riddle made convoluted only because there's no real clue how to interpret it.

>>60534
Well, it's Umineko. It's a twisted mystery, even calling a mystery could be considered an error.

>>60537
I'll grant that it's a pretty neat one, though a puzzle without clues on how to solve it is generally very difficult.

http://www.livestream.com/fortknox

>>60537
Well, the thing that makes it special is it's double meaning mostly. The thing I like is the presentation of it too, it's very well "written" in the sense that it gives an strong impression.
That's what is more interesting to me right now.

what a quite dull day.

Good night you all.

http://en.shindanmaker.com/273351

>>60546
Misha's stand is Daily Rainbow, capable of becoming failures! Rank: EX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz0JWJioOM

Canoe's stand is World's Original, capable of storing/releasing guilt! Rank: F+

cake's stand is Chariot Boy, capable of eating matter! Rank: ??

' 3' sound scary.

>>60546
Sakutarou's stand is Hell's Light, capable of destroying matter! Rank: EX

Lion 's stand is Plastic Diamond, capable of detonating speed! Rank: C

>>60549

Tsunshun stand.

>>60550

Fatty stand.

>>60553
Omg my stand is you! Go watch that youtube as well ok.

>>60554

omfg he has a comment reading program

>>60546
Cirno's stand is Seedy Indigo, capable of eating jelly! Rank: EX

hi

>>60557
Hi~

Is it me, or does Blingdenstone sound kinda gangsta~?

>>60558
hi
>>60559
lol, kinda

>>60561
hi~

>>60562
Hi.

>>60564

>>60563
>>60561
did you learn mahjong yet

>>60566
Of course - I not only learned it overnight, I mastered it. So unfortunately, it would be rather unfair, not to mention tedious, were I to play you.

>>60567
Don't worry, I can easily increase my Mahjong power level.

Is the hobo known as Piece around?

>>60569
I am known as Piece, but I'm not a hobo.

>>60570
N-Nani the fuck are you going on about , desu?

>>60571
That's what I should be asking you. Did you want something?

>>60572
What did you have for dinner?

>>60573
That assumes I even eat a meal that can be identified as dinner. It also assumes that if I do, I have already eaten it today.

It's only 1pm here. And both are false.

>>60574
What should you have for dinner?

>>60574
Did you have lunch?

>>60575
Nothing.

>>60576
That depends on whether you consider what I consumed upon waking at 11am to be breakfast or lunch. Personally, I consider it breakfast.

>>60577
Nani the fuck are you doing.

>>60578
Something I will not further interrupt to answer inane questions from you.

>>60579
N-Nani.

>Feenie's stand is Tower of Century, capable of detonating balls! Rank: EX

>>60577
What are you doing waking up so late? Lazy~

>>60582
I don't want to hear that from someone who sleeps 16 hours a day.

>>60583
But I don't sleep 16 hours a day, geez. I even woke up at 9 AM today!

>>60584
He does.

>>60585
Omg not I don't!

>>60584
What's important isn't the time you get up, but the amount you sleep. We aren't normals with 9 to 5 jobs, are we? Or are you hiding something from me?

I think 11 is a fine time to get up if you only slept at 3am.

>>60587
Hmph. Fine. You win.

>>60589
Night night~!

Go to sleep.

>>60591
golden haunter

>>60592
ah thats right, haunter is also like that.

hi

>>60594

hi

I am excited for Seacats anniversary~

>>60596
I am not. I don't have anything ready.

>>60596
When's the anniversary again?

>>60598
October 15th, if my memory don't fail me.

>>60597
well, even if you don't have anything ready, still seacats having 3 years is something to be excited right?

k gn

>>60599
So it's the 15th this year, huh. How embarrassing, to hear that from someone who wasn't even there to witness it.

>>60602
Well, its certain that I wasn't there since the beginning, If only I could have noticed the Umineko threads on /a/ I would have surely went there.

But still, even If I can't celebrate the three years. I can celebrate the two years I have been with all of you.

>>60602
>>26144

anniversary is near my birthday :LD!!

>>60605

>>60605
>that thread
>George discussing Umineko
That was like a million years ago.

>>60608
>Hideyoshi did it. He's so unnoticeable that it's suspicious.

So boonce.org won't be coming back up and all the pictures are gone. Bye bye history.

>>60610
I heard a lot of that history was illegal, so I guess it can't be helped.

>>60611

I'm getting physical withdrawal symptoms from playing aion, fuck.

>Rank: E-
Watch and be amazed, as I travel 0.5 of a second into the past!

>>60615
Yaay~! I was waiting for you to post!

>>60616
Hiiii~

>>60617
Hii Fluffy-kun~! How are you this morning?

>>60599
Well that certainly is interesting, that leaves me 3 weeks then.

And that last anniversary thread was really passionating.

>>60618
>Fluffy-kun
I feel like I already used that nickname for him some time ago. Was I subconsciously inspired or something ? Weird, weird seacats.

>>60619
Uhmm... nope!

>>60618
Gewd. Got some work ahead of me but it's all gewd.

>>60621
Ganbare ne~! As for me, I'm off to bed. I hope you have an amazing day~!

>>60610
More importantly, who hosts it? It's free and it has no ads, it has been always suspicious to me.
>>60614
Hey with enough practice you should be able to use it a few times in a row!

To be honest plonq is also like Boonce....so no big deal to be honest.

>>60624
It's exactly the same.

>>60625
Hmmm if that is the case, I think its just as they say, while repairing boonce, they are making us use that site.

Good night.

..........Okay guys, now tell me who are you hiding from?

Stop hiding from me ;_;.

hi

omg dat 999 ending so good ;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>60630

hmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>60633
skatin games

>>60623
Some guy who hangs out in Cake's vent owns it. His name is Boonce.

>boonce.org pictures gone forever
FUCK.

It may be temporal, remember that last time they also did the same.

hi

>>60639
Ossu.

>>60639
hi

>>60640
so make a new one!!

>>60636
I see.

>>60623
It was just a little project that a friend of mine started.

>>60643
Just a little project huh, it seems almost everyone in seacats become pretty used to it.

>>60643
I wonder if Boonce will be back.