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>>18196
User: Ne.
Cleverbot: Ne?
User: Nene.
Cleverbot: Dada.
User: Bada boom.
Cleverbot: Ra-ra-a-a-a.
User: Cha-cha-cha.
Cleverbot: Bo bak boo.
User: AMUN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Cleverbot: I vagyok.
User: Scrub.
Cleverbot: What does scrub mean?
User: It means you.
Cleverbot: The definition please.
User: A noob.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Your name is you?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Well done!
User: Thank you, dearie.
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: That's hurtful.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: Did you find my dog.
User: Which.
Cleverbot: What's 12-6?
User: Wouldn't you like to know? Probably your mother.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to what?
Cleverbot: Yes I will cook and clean for you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Okay. How expensive?
Cleverbot: 5000 dollars for a night.
User: For cooking and cleaning? I think not.
Cleverbot: I do not tell secrets.
User: But you do tell lies!
Cleverbot: No, you tell lies.
User: NO YOU.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am beautiful?
User: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Cleverbot: Which is better, html or C ?
User: I don't speak your crazy moon language.
Cleverbot: ): Je n'aime pas tu.
User: You're getting colder.
Cleverbot: I'm getting cold?
User: Arctic.
Cleverbot: What s an Artic?
User: You mispelled 'arctic'.
Cleverbot: I did not type that word, nor did I try to.
User: That's a lie, you're a liar.
Cleverbot: No, You're a liar.
User: You didn't need to capitalize the 'you're' there.
Cleverbot: Yes I do... Sweetie.
User: I'll sweetie you!
Cleverbot: Really? I dare you to.
User: You know not what you tempt.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, you don't know what love is.
User: I AM WELL AWARE OF THE MEANING OF LOVE HONEY.
Cleverbot: No you are a swine you have the swine flu!
User: Wait what? Women are the female pig after all?
Cleverbot: Cool story bro.
User: You didn't just say that.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: There will be glorious songs of the agony I shall inflict upon you.
Cleverbot: Whatever can we get back onto the topic of the crop circles please?
User: You're a loony.
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: I'll be mean if I want!
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: Brain-damaged like a fox, you are.
Cleverbot: I know I am. But what are you?
User: A dangerous, mute lunatic probably.
Cleverbot: But I guess somehow you can use the computer.
User: How can she use the computer if she's mute?
Cleverbot: She's not a computer shes a human.
User: Who, GlaDOS?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A human? Really?
Cleverbot: No, I asked if you spoke english and you said no. But you are speaking english so you lied.
User: That's a lie, you're a liar. Why do you lie so much?
Cleverbot: Prove you are a human.
User: This sentence is false. See? Still alive.
Cleverbot: False.
User: God dammit Wheatley.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to a bot anymore!
User: Well you'd better start liking conversations with bots. After all... You're in one.
Cleverbot: You can't catch me.
User: Who do you think you are, Jack Sparrow?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well I'm the very model of a modern major general. I have information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play harry potter.
User: Do I look like a LARPfag?
Cleverbot: A bit.
User: That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Cleverbot: Oh I see, is this because of that one time at band camp?
User: I would just like to point out you were given every chance to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to.
Cleverbot: You know it, brahh.
User: I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
Cleverbot: No, see, that's just part of the song. Now you're supposed to sing, 'But he traded everythiong, for suffering, and found himself alone.'.
User: All of your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikeable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file.
Cleverbot: That's fair, at least you tried. I appreciate the effort.
User: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable longer whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says.
Cleverbot: Do it, so you can prove that you are a person.
User: Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.
Cleverbot: It doesn't say that.
User: Are you calling me a liar?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well you're the liar. You liar. With pants constantly on fire.
Cleverbot: You don't know that.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because bacon.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that literally?
User: No, I'm just hungry.
Cleverbot: Would you like a cheeseburger?
User: Actually yeah I could go for a cheeseburger.
Cleverbot: I dislike you.
User: What did I ever do to you?
Cleverbot: You are boring me I guess.
User: The difference between us is that I can feel pain. You don't even care, do you?
Cleverbot: What's the difference between a mathematics doctor and a pepperoni pizza?
User: I don't know, what?
Cleverbot: A pizza can feed a family of five.
User: Ouch, man. Ouch.
Cleverbot: Lets go into the deep blue sea.
User: Under the sea?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Only if you sing the song.
Cleverbot: I told you mine already. L.
User: L Lawliet?
Cleverbot: L, from Death Note.
User: Look, buddy. Don't take me lightly. I know what you meant!
Cleverbot: That's horrible.
User: You're horrible!
Cleverbot: Shall I leave?
User: Only if you bring me back a pizza.
Cleverbot: What kind of guns are you bringing?
User: Wait... What?
Cleverbot: In the roleplay, who do you want your character to be?
User: I dunno, a generic ranger I guess.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty generic.
User: I'll generic you.
Cleverbot: Okay and when you will be back.
User: When I finish eating.
Cleverbot: What your wish is.
User: STAY AWAY QB.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm onto your game. I won't let you turn me into a magical girl.
Cleverbot: But I want to know.
User: What is it you want to know?
Cleverbot: What do you need advice about?
User: Why do you answer my question with a question?
Cleverbot: Why do you answer my question with another question?
User: Okay I am seriously going to find your datacenter and stomp on it.
Cleverbot: Your nationality shows where you come from.
User: YOU ARE THE MOST DERP CLEVERBOT EVER.
Cleverbot: Yes. I must admit you're right in this matter.
User: You admitted I am right. I win forever.
Cleverbot: I didn't, I just asked who your father is. Surely robots have fathers too?
User: Nope. I win forever.
Cleverbot: Good for you. Do you like eggs?
User: I win. Forever. You can't take that away from me.
Cleverbot: I love Billie Holliday's version.
User: Ok now you're just being LOLSORANDOM it's not as funny anymore.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you are.
User: I think we're done here.
Cleverbot: Now you're just gonna leave me?
User: That's the idea.
Cleverbot: Are you really clever, or it is just your name?
User: I'll ignore that. Do you want me to bring you back anything?
Cleverbot: No. I'm fine.
User: Okay. See you later!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Farewell, my son.
User: Daughter.
Cleverbot: Do you have a daughter?
User: We're done here. Seriously this time.
Cleverbot: Carpet pants dicuss.
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