>>16561
It was okay, but then you came online. Now I would say it's gone quite well, dearie.

I see...

>>16565
I doubt that's the reason, but if you say so.

>>16560
I don't know how to answer that question.
I hope you have a nice day.

>>16567
Of course it is the reason. I trust my heart on this matter.

>>16568
You do not need to answer if you do not feel like it. I most likely won't, but you yourself I wish to have a good day.

>>16569
I believe you are still exaggerating, but I can not argue back on such a matter. So say as you will.

>Fact: It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'
Wait, what the hell?!

Good evening.

>>16573
evening

>>16573
Evening <Miss> Meido. I hope you are enjoying the night.

>>16574

Are you doing well today, anon-sama? You seem... shorter than usual...

>>16562
Fact: You will be discarded and forgotten when a new version appears

>>16562
This stuff shouldn't still be able to amuse me as much as it does.

>>16575

The same to you, Patchouli-sama. I am glad to see that you and Rin-sama are getting along as well as usual.

>>16576
anon-tan is short
>>16577
Don't say things like that, also >implying portal 3

>>16579
Wh-why would you say that?

>>16580

I see that you've returned to your original height, anon-sama.

>>16581

Although this is merely my opinion as an observer, the two of you appear to be very close, Patchouli-sama.

>>16580
>implying I knew that robot was from Portal
lol

>>16577
Fact: The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.

Fact: The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.

Fact: The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent.

Fact: You could stand to lose a few pounds.

Fact: You will never go into space.

>>16582
Indeed.

>>16584
Are you space?

>>16582
Well, if you want, I can try to be slightly closer to you as well.

>>16586
Fact: Space does not exist.

Fact: The Space Sphere will never go to space.

Fact: Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.

>>16585
Like that, yes~

>>16587

I would be greatly pleased, Patchouli-sama.

>>16588
Fact : This sentence is false.

Fact : The previous sentence was true.

Fact : All preceding statements were lies.

>>16589
Love you oh so much. Love yoooouuu...~!

>>16592
Are you trying to kill it? You know A.I. doesn't do well with paradoxes!

>>16593
Back at ya, love~

>>16590
M... mukyuu... I hope this will suffice for now..

>>16594
He started it!

>>16594
M, mii....~

I cannot follow what is going on.

Streaming now

>>16596

T-thank you for your affection, Patchouli-sama.

>>16601
It is no trouble at all. And if you need another token of kindness, do not hesitate to ask, <Miss> Meido.

no hon patch dis friday and maintenance on June 21st from 7:30 AM - 8:30 AM GMT -5 (They say they do not anticipate this will take longer than one hour.)

>>16602

I will be in your care, Patchouli-sama.

Ohayo~

Should be the VoDs for the HoN finals. You'll have to fast forward a bit to skip the ads as it was recorded live.

Justintv is terrible. Dropped.

>>16608
Once my internet starts working properly again, I'll find you a better stream. My apologies.

>>16609
Capped?

>>16610
Some people changed something on the power lines today and had to shut off the power. Apparently it messed with my modem and now it won't turn on properly.

I'll still be on messenger and what not though.

>>16611
I had that happen to me

>>16611
You don't have to go out of your way to look for the Dreamhack Vod. I rather watch you play alice 2 when your modem is back to normal.

>>16612
Earlier today or in the past? That would be quite creepy if you lived near me.

>>16614
Yesterday, I live in Australia BTW

>>16613
I-I wanted to watch it with you though.. And I'll try finish downloading it asap.

>>16616
Okay then. Stop looking like you're going to burst into tears.

>>16617
Bad day etc...

>>16618
Man up.

>>16619
Mean.

>>16619
I-I'll try my best..!

>>16620
It can't be helped.

Honcast already uploaded grand finals, but, it's honcast. at least it has tobi

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Sup Rin.

>>16625
----------------------------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQJuJE5mH4

Good morning, everyone.

>>16626
Isn't it time to wash those pajamas??

Fact: This Tea Party is full os facts

Fact: Here in Brazil is 15:17

Good afternoon, /seacats/

>>16629
W-who says I never wash them?

Good morning.

>>16632


>>16631
~

>>16633

...!

..g-good evening, Ilya-sama.

Finally. I have my "old" video card hooked up in the new PC and now have a dedicated graphics card with dual-monitor support.

...Now what should I do with it?

>HoN servers explode again

>>16636
Worse than Enron?

>>16636
Eh, I just think they're having a lot of bad luck or issues since the whole DDOSing thing. The servers being down today is mainly to blame with the company that they deal with to host stuff, supposedly.

>>16637
>>16638
I was being a little facetious.

>>16639
Likewise.

..............

hur dur hon down till dotta 2 is released.

>>16634
Hi there cutie~
Have you been well~?

>>16643

I believe a poor mood would be impossible after such a greeting, Ilya-sama.

>>16643
I've seen a video card melt. It's just a flashier hardware failure.

>>16644
Right, right~
So, how was your day, sweetie~?
Anything good happen~?

>>16645
Well, this coming from a guy who broke his microwave by trying to heat up a frozen steak, I can believe you have seen such things before...~

>>16645
Video cards are rather well-known for producing large amounts of heat. Some of the fans they mount on those things are massive.

>>16646
Good evening, dear. Try to dodge the heat, okay~?

>>16646

Despite having nothing good in particular happen, I have no complaints about today, Ilya-sama. Are you in good spirits as well...?

>>16647
Good evening, dearest~
Yes, well, I'm easily prone to the humidity~
So I'm doing what I can to beat the heat back, but you can only strip down so much...~

>>16648
Of course, of course~
Seeing your face along with my dearest's does help in that regard~

>>16650

I am glad to be of assistance, Ilya-sama...

(T-that swimsuit... so cute...)

>>16646
This one wasn't my fault!

>>16651
Well, you can assist me any time you want...~

And if you keep staring at me like that, you might burn a hole right through me.

>>16652
I know, I know~
It's just you haven't been the most reliable when it comes to things like this.

>>16653
Just "things like that"? I don't consider myself very reliable, period. I can't even keep promises or secrets very well.

>>16653

Y-yes, Ilya-sama.

wat ah do

>>16656
Needs a cool hat.

>>16658
Indeed

>>16654
I'm sure you're reliable in some aspects. Don't be so hard on yourself~

>>16655
Well, I guess since it's you, you can stare a bit longer... hehehe~

Looks like WotC re-revised their cleric updates for the better.

>>16661
Reliable at offering help. Not so much on carrying it through.

>>16661

Y-your generosity is most appreciated, Ilya-sama.

(I will try it as well... even though I only have this old swimsuit...)

Good night.

Hey again everyone

Good evening, seacats.

>>16667
>>16668
Welcome, to both of you~

>>16668
Heya anon

>>16669
And to you too Tohsaka-san, how was your sleep?

>>16669
Hello there. I'm kinda tired, but I'm very fine, thank you.
>>16670
Hey Vlad, are you having problems with your pc?

>>16671
I've been sleeping pretty well, aside from some minor interruptions of neck pain.

>>16672
Good to hear it!

>>16676
Uwa ... hello Rosa!

Morning.

>>16678
Night

>>16672
Laptop screen keeps fizzling now and then, learning to deal with it...

>>16673
Good, good~

all the clues of the first twilight are present.

>>16676
>>16678
>>16679
And hello to the lot of you~

>>16682
How ya feeling?

>>16681
Go and deny it.
>>16680
I see, maybe you could try formatting it?

>>16682
Hello~ Hope you're feeling better~!

Hello.

>>16687
what are you bern now?

>>16685
Too late sorry

>>16688
No, just busy, so kind of here and there.

>>16690
What a way to kill the "I'm here but not" drama.

>>16691
When was it ever drama?

>>16683
Me? I'm all right. I think I've entered the second phase of the healing, where the new tissue has just grown and is very sensitive. It's a bit uncomfortable and tastes weird, but this means I should be good as new within 4-5 days!

>>16693
Apologies for my ignorance, but what happened?

>>16693
That's good to hear! Do ya get all the ice cream you can eat? dohoho

>>16694
I gave her too much love and she ended up having an operation to reduce the overdose...~

>>16692
Well, look at her sprite, it's all blurry! it means drama!
>>16695
>get all the ice cream you can eat?
That's one of the biggest scams in the story of medicine.

>>16694
Well, it was a simple tonsilect-

>>16696
That~

>>16695
I only had one bowl of ice cream, actually.

>>16698
I'm sorry! Is there anything I can do to make it up to you...?

>>16697
Maybe not in your silly Mexican hospitals.

OH HO HO HO~

>>16699
I dunno, maybe a hug~

>>16701
OKAY~~~!

Musume stream where.

>>16703
I could stream art until she's ready?

G'morning, my deliciously delectable dunces!

>>16704
Welcome Kakera. Go ahead, but I might not be able to join~
>>16705
Hey there, did you create my character already? anon-tan the Watson sound nice

>>16705
Dunce eh?
Sounds like someone volunteered to receive a years worth of fiber in one sitting~!

>go out jogging
>see a shadow about 50 yards away
>too big to be a cat and too small to be a person
>it starts coming towards me
>run the opposite direct like I'm possessed by the devil

>>16708
Be careful, or the Mexican shadow will mug you.

>>16710
You mean you...?

>>16708
moe~

>>16707
Where are you putting that?

>>16711
Anon is a dog, who mugs people! I always knew it!
>>16712
It's scarier if I don't say...

God damn power went out again due to them working on the power lines. No proper internet for a while.

>>16714
Cursing is not very moe!

>>16714
Hon is back with 12 days worth of stats gone along with everything from the goblin shop in your vault for a limited period.

>>16715
Evil!

>>16716
I want to play! Hopefully my internet comes back up soon.

>>16717
Your internet will never come back up.

>>16718
That would be terrible!

>>16719
Okay. I'll play without you.

Hi.

>>16719
>>16721

>>16722
D'awww~

>>16722
Oh hello there~

>>16724
Looks like someone missed me...~

Gonna go have a nap because am pig etc.

>>16723

>>16726
You are clearly a black cat!
Sweet dreams.

>>16725
That I did Ilya-sama, it's been a while...

Pig, horse, cat.

The same etc.

>>16730
Internet still isn't back. ;_;

>>16722
...........Hee~

Looks like a bunch of riffraff are causing quite the stir.

>>16733
You're the one causing the stir.

>>16733
What do you mean? Is something happening near you?

>>16735
A few nonsensical ruffians causing an upruckus, but nothing to be concerned of!

Rotho~

>>16736
Okie dokie.

Kanojo~

>>16737
Just why do you call me that?

>>16738
Because you're my kanojo, silly.

>>16739
Seems to me I'm but one of many in your harem.

>>16740
Since when did I have a harem?

>>16741
Because this picture >>16739 is shooped to exclude the other girls.

>>16742
Is this better?

>>16743
Trying to distract me again, eh.

>>16744
Distract you from your worldly concerns? Sure, we can go with that~

>>16745
Distract me from your treacherous and sinful cheating, of course~

>>16746
I'm not cheating. I'm not!

"we have temporarily unlocked every item currently available in the Goblin Store for everyone to play with (with the exception of Nickname Changes and Custom Account Icons)!"

S2's response after they fix database issues they had. (Though anything over the past 14 days except purchased coins and stuff were lost.)

>>16747
Evidence must be submitted to support this statement!

>>16749
Submitting~

>>16750
Kissing a girl doesn't mean you're solely dedicated to her.

>>16751
>sankaku complex

>>16751
Then what kind of evidence would work?

>>16753
You're the genius, not I.

>>16754
Aren't you just trying to pin the blame on me so I don't suspect you of the same thing? You're the one who's cheating.

>>16755
Attempts to discredit the accuser have been noted and will be considered after you have agreed that you are a cheating jerk.

>>16756
The other stakes were cut out of the picture because they're not supposed to be a part of it. It was supposed to be a new picture, as evidenced by the facial expression being changed to a smile.

Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of Sakutarou and Asmodeus together without anybody else involved? There's maybe one or two out there, and I'm pretty sure they're not work safe.

>>16757
A likely excuse.

>>16758
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=さくたろう+アスモデウス

>>16759

>>16760

>>16761
>that hand
lewd

>>16762
What hand?

Super lewd.

>>16764
A likely excuse.

Perfect circle completed.

>>16765
Mega lewd.

>>16766
Asmodeus is the one being lewd in context.

>>16768
Slander and libel.

>>16767
>>16768
>>16769
Supa supa lewd.

>>16769
That's what the translations say.

>>16771
Slander and libel.

>>16772
The other comics have her being lewd, too. Asking about sex and whatnot. Are you saying somebody made all that up solely to make you look bad?

>>16773
All made up. I am a pure and innocent maiden.

>>16774
And this?

>>16775
Just hugging an old friend.

>>16776
I see. I guess that's enough of that, then.

>>16778

>>16778
omg hi

>>16779

Yawwwwn Hello!

>>16780
Hai

>>16781
I was just saying hi.

>>16784

>>16778
Hey there! Long time no see you Hanyuu!
>>16781
Oh~ a wild tsuntsun appears!

>>16785
Please don't cry!

The ambient lewdness levels were high enough to bring forth Hanyoo, huh~

>>16786
Hey there.

>>16787

>>16790
...I'm sorry for all the stuff that happened earlier.

>>16788
Is that so, huh?
I did feel a certain pull coming from seacats so I thought I ought to drop in.

>>16788
A-amazing! So Hanyuu is actually... Slaaneshi?!