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>>11330
Long story. Here's the shortened version.
I've been awake since that appointment I had yesterday except for the ~30 minutes I fell asleep after arriving back home. Once I woke up I felt perfectly well-rested, but strangely my left leg is in intense pain as though I've whacked it awfully hard off something but can't quite recall whether or not this is the case.
My cousin left for work early this morning and locked the door behind her, yet when I checked the front and back doors both were locked from the inside, which should be impossible. Through the day I could have sworn I've heard the door opening and closing three times now as if somebody is sneaking into and out of the house. The lights were on when I could have sworn I'd turned them off.
Also, I had a rather pleasant, albeit quite awkward, conversation with my kettle this morning. Allow me to explain. Upon closer analysis I could only conclude that on the underside of the kettle (it's an electric kettle, you see) someone must have planted a microscopic two-way communicator invisible to the naked eye, in order to keep watch on me for some reason I've yet to discern. He insisted I call him "Sir Kettle" or "Mister Kettle" when I asked his name. He has a surprisingly smooth voice for a kitchen appliance.
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