>>
|
No. 17834
File
14373638619.png
- (119.24KB
, 640x480
, bullet_1c.png
)
>>17833
FANTASY
"You're still a pervert for having her make that promise," said Jessica, breaking their silence.
"Ah...ahahaha...It was just a joke! It's not like people would read far too much into it and start writing slashfiction if this were put into a novel of some kind. Right?...right?"
"I wouldn't bet on it."
Jessica and Battler slogged through the rain until they made it to the storage shed. The clouds made it dark enough to see that there was light coming from inside. When Battler tried to lift the door, however, it was either stuck or locked. Going around the side, they could see the window where the light was coming through, but it was too high up to see what was inside.
"Lift me up on your shoulders," said Jessica. Battler did so, the mood of apprehension being enough to crush any further perverted jokes he might have tried. Looking in, Jessica was able to see everything clearly. "I...I'm sorry, Battler. They're gone too."
"W...what?" he asked, wobbling on his feet so much that Jessica almost fell before she could get down. "Dad...and Kyrie?"
Jessica nodded. "They're by the gun locker. I mean, I can't be certain, but...there's blood and-"
"Dammit!" screamed Battler, punching the wall of the storage shed. "I...I thought Aunt Eva was right! If anyone could have survived, it was them! And now you're telling me they're dead in there, in that locked room? How? Why? Grah! Useless! It was all useless!" He collapsed against the wall, his body wracked with sobs. Jessica gently put her hand on his back. She knew the pain he was going through.
--------------------------------------------
Gohda awoke from his nightmare with a start. For a moment he panicked when he realized he was all alone, but then he was able to make out other voices elsewhere in the guest house, so he tried to relax.
Suddenly, he heard a strange sizzling coming from the front door. Confused, he walked over and saw an impossible sight. The wood was melting.
"Wood...wood can't melt..." whispered Gohda. Yet, as he watched, a blue energy blade was melting the wood in a large circle. When it had completed its circuit, the piece of wood it had cut out was pushed inwards, and a completely bedraggled-looking young woman was standing there wearing a welding mask. She flipped the mask up and looked Gohda up and down.
"Gohda, you look like hell," she said, then turned and bent down, picking up the piece of wood and placing it back in the door. As Gohda watched, the blue blade appeared from her arm and she placed it on the cut it had just made. That sizzling sound came again, but this time the wood mended itself.
He let out a strangled cry and ran back into the main room. "You're...you're the witch!" he said.
"Nope! I'm Asmodeus. Just a demon. I am running this little shindig though. Well, maybe it's running me at this point. Still, I wonder if that qualifies me as a witch..." She stopped talking, concentrating on her work.
"You're going to kill us all!" exclaimed Gohda.
"Wrong again. I need precisely three more. Would have been two, if it weren't for that issue with the special effects earlier. Ah well, I figured out a way to work with it. Although, speaking as a gamemaster, I'm highly disappointed with you Gohda. You know how many times you could have said, "The cake is a lie!"? People would have found it hilarious. But nope, you just jumped right on over the easy joke. Disgraceful."
"Th-the cake is a lie?" asked Gohda, confused.
"Yep. It's a thing, from a thing that hasn't been invented yet from your perspective. That's what makes it funny. Don't ask me why, it just is. It's meta-humor. So, since I'm talking about this, I wonder if it's meta-meta-humor." Her job done, she stood up and looked to him. "Have you ever considered the plight of fish? They just swim around, day after day, living their little fishy lives. Swim against the currents, eat, make little fish babies, die. But sometimes a human will come along and take a predatory interest in fish. Then they catch the fish and eat the fish. Yet somewhere in the past, people decided that just eating the fish was boring. 'No,' they thought, 'just eating the fish is boring. We want flavors. We want different preparations. We want the death of this fish to be more than simple sustenance. We want it to entertain our senses, to make our lives a little less dull for a time.' And that's where chefs came in, and figured out all sorts of new and inventive ways to prepare dead fish. Chefs still experiment with new ways to do it too. When you get down to it, it's both disgusting and fascinating what humans can do with death, if they control it."
Gohda blinked. "Wh-what do you mean by all this."
Asmodeus sighed. "It's been a long game for me, Gohda. So I just wanted to say congratulations. You're a fish." With that, she turned and walked off into the guest house.
Gohda sat and did nothing.
------------------------------------------
Inside the guest house library, Rosa was pouring over an atlas with her daughter, whom she'd called in a few minutes prior. She was excitedly showing the book to Maria.
"See! See, Maria, doesn't it make sense?! Your mama's done it! She's solved the riddle of the epitaph!"
"Good job Mama!" said Maria, hugging her mom tightly.
"...Maria, why are you wet, like you've been in the rain?"
Just at that moment, the door to the library was pulled shut. Mother and daughter looked at it in shock for a couple moments, then Rosa ran to the door. Tugging on it, it opened only a couple of millimeters, and wouldn't open any further. It was like an impossibly strong person was on the other side, holding the door shut.
"Help, help! We're trapped in here!" called Rosa.
--------------------------------------------
Eva, Hideyoshi, and George heard Rosa's cry for help, and they rushed out of their room. Nearing the bottom of the stairs, they saw a girl desperately struggling to hold the door shut by holding onto its door handle while holding on to the door handle directly across the hall, making herself the rope in a strange game of tug o' war.
"Alright, I did not think this through," they heard her say as they cautiously descended the last step, ready for a fight. "Still, they're three, and I just need three. Come on, Asmodeus. You are the game master. You are the witch of Rokkenjima, just this once. You can do it."
Asmodeus closed her eyes, and sang to herself as Eva, Hideyoshi, and George charged at her.
"Come, come, try and remember your true form. Stake of Lust, Asmodeus!"
Her eyes flew open wide and she let out a cackle as instantaneously her body turned into that of a flying metal stake that streaked at the three humans.
"Gouge the stomach and kill!" the stake shouted as she dove deep into Eva's stomach, her tip actually appearing on the other side before she withdrew and ricocheted off of the wall.
"Gouge the knee and kill!" it screamed in glee as it clipped Hideyoshi's knee, sending him toppling into the wall and leaving his back wide open for a killing blow, which the stake took. There was just one left.
"Gouge the leg and kill!" the stake cried in ecstacy, ramming into George's calf muscle, sending him toppling to his back where he could only watch helplessly as the stake drove itself right between his eyes.
Popping back up into a human form, her arms returned to their former positions, holding the door shut. It had all happened so fast that Rosa hadn't had time to open the door at all. George, Eva, and Hideyoshi lay piled in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, blood pooling around them.
A tear of joy trickled down Asmodeus' cheek, and she sighed with relief. "'On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and none shall be left alive.' I made it. I made it..."
Asmodeus' form faded away, and in her place was a length of strong twine.
|