I'm leave my room yawning. Couldn't get to sleep because the beds are as stiff as rocks, and that moaning wasn't helping.

"Why are we being woken up so early?"

Exiting my room, I ignore the repulsing sight of that worm "Sinclair", but feel obligated to reply to him

"Whatever it is, it must be important, otherwise that bear wouldn't be waking us up so early."

Saying my piece to him, I make my way to the cafeteria.

Gets startled awake and looks at the time
"oh you have got to be kidding me"
Slowly zombie walks o the cafeteria groaning the whole way

I am already eating at the cafeteria when they begin to enter. Fully aware of their presence, I show them no interest and stays in my corner.

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I ignore Togami's remark. He seems to be a bit of a douche but it was probably the way his mother raised him. I take the long away to the cafeteria as to not seem like I'm following him and enter. I see a girl who didn't look familiar.

"Oi, are you that weird person from yesterday? The one wearing the cloak."

I'll head to the cafeteria just to check in on everybody else.

>>2756
"Hahaha, indeed, I am. Aren't you the playboy weirdo from yesterday?"
[it's right] I turn my face away from him.
"...The fact that I'm still here doesn't mean I didn't find a way out, ok? I just didn't look hard enough..."

>>2758
"Considering everyone was still in disarray over the situation at hand, I'm not surprised no one found a way out."

I say, grabbing some fruit from the cupboard to fill my hunger.

Also in the Cafeteria, I consume several bananas in no particular order.

>>2758

"So it stopped raining?"

I munch on a fish.

>>2758
"That was just a nice mask to show everyone, I got a good handle on almost everyone participating. Though the thing about why there are cameras and etcetera wasn't a lie."

After being woken so early, I storm off the to the cafeteria.

"Fucking god- I-I mean.. D-Don't you h-hate being w-woken up so early..?"

Upon arrival, I grab a little of this and a little of that, sit down and begin to eat quietly.

>>2761
Surprised by that sentence, I quickly grab a nearby napkin and clean my face with it.
"Mind your own business."

>>2763
still havent goten any food yet i speak in a tone thats quit lethergic

"i agree entirely no normal human should be able to wake up at this time."

>>2762
"Is that so... wait"
[Imagine terrified sprite]I stand up
"Y-you don't mean, you don't believe what that teddy bear said... right? Hey, come on now, this isn't a joke. We JUST HAVE to find the exit ok?!"

>>2766
"Well, for the moment anyway, it seems as though any and all exits from here have been completely blocked out."

I say that, finishing up on the fruit I had gotten.

"Only thing we can hope for now is that we don't go insane."

>>2767
Sitting once again while putting a hand on my head, I take a large breath before answering.
"Okay, I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep at all. By the way, would you guys mind if I tag along for now? I would feel better that way."

As eveyone started to have a breakfast, Monokuma appeared out of nowhere

"aren't you too calm even though two of your classmates are missing the breakfast?"

>>2769
"Wait...oh no!"

This isn't the time to be eating and chatting! I jump up and run toward the dormitory, there should be a door opened up!

>>2768
>>2769
"Not surprising you're acting like that then."

Turning my attention to the bear who appeared and began talking again, I remembered that two of our fellow students were missing.

"I was actually wondering where the other two were, it's getting pretty late, even for peasants."

Waiting a bit for him to gain some distance I began following behind Sinclair to see if his suspicions were true.

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>>2771
"You want to find out? then go search for them"

Sinclair quickly ran to the dormitories however, He apparently ran so fast that he was catching up some breath. Some students noticed him leaving.

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>>2769
"M-M-Missing..!?"

I follow the other two in search of the missing people.

My lungs, froze! It's like some sort of meta-god froze them so I'd run out of breath! Cthulu, please stop it!

"Huff..where are...huff...they?"

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"Shit! Out of my way!"
My instincts are kicking in. I run down the hallway containing the restrooms and the trash room, quickly checking each room to see if there is anything out of the ordinary sticking out. Incidentally, I am clutching something rather large beneath my jacket.

>>2774
As soon as you arrived to the door, the first thing you noticed was a knife in the right wall...
Something happened here...
And after the three enter the room...
You find Eve pinned in a wall , with a wooden katana sword, with her forehead covered in blood.

Meta comment: She is sitting down, but she is pinned.

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>>2776
"...! H-How could s-something l-like this happen..!? W-Who d-did it a-and why..!?"

I run to my room crying, lock the door behind me and sit on the bed.

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"It appears I was too late..." Sighing, but not losing any of my composure, I continue. "Well, nothing to be done of it now. One of you, alert the others; they'll need to know about this."

Not waiting for anyone, I proceed to check the crime scene, fully intending to defend the integrity of the evidence.

snapping to attention as everyone begins to rush out of the room i follow suit and look for any signs of the missing classmates

>>2776
"da hell is this and who would do such a horrific murder?"

>>2776
"Hey wait a second!"

My eyes zoom in like a bionic hawk, eyeing something weird.

"That's no dead body!"

I walk over to the other side of the corpse, to see if the bokken is really inside of her or if she's holding it up with her arm.

>>2776
Shocked by the sight of the corpse in front of us all, I tried to maintain my composure so that I didn't seem weak.

"What a travesty...but at least we have an idea on who might be the culprit then."

>>2780
"Just what are you talking about?! It's quite clearly dead you stupid worm!"

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>>2781
"No it's cool I got this!"

I grab the sword and pull with all my strength. ENGLISH KINGHOOD, HERE I COOOOOME!

"No, you fool! You'll disturb the fingerprints!" I turn around and shout from the other side of the room.

>>2782
You take out the sword of Eve's body... and suddenly... she starts to cough, revealing she is indeed alive.

>>2782
>>2784
"Blugharghuh!"

With the sword removed and the new King of England crowned, I stand up and start coughing and spluttering.

"-cough- -cough- Now I know I probably deserved that, -cough-, but couldn't you have been a little more gentle about it!?"

>>2784
>>2785
I look at the bokken, and then at Eve, then back at the bokken, then at the blood.

"Magician?! Or miracle doctor?! YOU DECIDE!"

>>2786
"I call it dumb peasant luck."

>>2787
"Begone knave! I will use the power of Merlin and confiscate this weapon of mass confusion!"

I balance the tip and handle of the wooden katana between my two hands, as if giving a hug, and close my hands as fast as possible. Like I'm clapping, and as I do this...!

>>2788
Irritated by the comment of that pompous idiot Sinclair, I try to keep calm.

"Whatever you say, you're still a peasant in the end. But that leaves the question, who did this?"

>>2789
I take off! Running past everyone laughing, letting one of my arms sit perfectly straight!

>>2790
"Hey, my sword! Give it back!"

I begin to chase after the newly crowned King Arthur in order to retrieve my wooden Excalibur, but stop short when I notice something wrong.

"Hold up, this is weird. The crowd's smaller than I expected, and I don't see my assistant anywhere...?"

>>2791
"Your...assistant? That's Luna right?"

I asked, making my way to Luna's designated bedroom.

The caped crook shows up among everyone near Eve's room. Donning a white cape and changing nothing else, it could possibly very well be a smooth dude returning to his former crime scene.

"Hello! Welcome! I have grown weary of my old look, my old lies, my old mask! So I stand before you all to reveal the true nature of my identity!"

Throwing his fists up in the air, his cape fluttering from the wind of his arms flying up, he stands there before everyone, god as his witness!

"I REVEAL THAT I AM ACTUALLY ICARUS! THE WORLD'S BEST PHANTOM THIEF! AND NONE CAN ESCAPE MY GRASP!"

Wanting to protect myself from the nut on Eve's bed, I exit the room quickly and head toward the trash room.

>>2793
"That's a fancy cape alright, but your outfit's missing something."

I walk up to Icarus, take off my endlessly stylish white silk gloves, and hold them out in front of him. I'm almost too sad to part with them, but it can't be helped.

"Here, a trade. I'll give you these gloves if you return my sword. Sound fair?"

>>2795
Sinclair puts his fists back inside the cape, also stepping out of the way for the rude dude leaving.

"Sheesh, some people."

He pulls his hand out, flat, as if accepting the white gloves.

"I have the sword of the kings hidden away in my lair, I shall fetch it as soon as I am done."

>>2796
Suspicious of cape boy since I don't see my sword anywhere on his persons, I drop the gloves into his hand. They probably weren't even fireproof, anyway.

"Feel free to bring the sword once you're done with the stage show. These gloves seem like they'd suit a Phantom Thief better than a Daredevil anyhow."

>>2797
>>2798
In one fell swoop, he slips the white gloves on, as if it was natural!

"Merci mademoiselle! Aimeriez-vous avoir des rapports sexuels dans ma chambre?"

>>2799
"I don't speak French, but your chamber can surely do a sexy dance by itself, non?"

>>2800
"Sacre bleu!"

He contorts his body and spins around, letting his make-shift cape flutter in the air.

"It ez not a zecky danz!"

Using a French accent which wasn't there before, he pouts while looking over his shoulder.

I munch on a banana, left over from earlier, as I make my way to the trash room.

"Sure is quiet this time of night."

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I continue to eat the fish.

Sinclair removes his hands from his cape, in a showy fashion, his cape fluttering.

"IT IS SHOW TIME!"

Clapping his hands together, a puff of white smoke appears and fills the room!

>>2804
While the puff of smoke is still floating around, the crook laughs a maniacal laugh!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa....!"

The laugh should be getting even more distant for those in the room.

>>2805
"sooooooo that just happened"
continue looking for the other missing classmate

a big scandal is heard through all the first floor. and it comes from the entrance.

>>2806
get a few feet down the hall the notice the weight difference. I check all my pockets and realize its missing }
"how in the wor.... WHO STOLE MY ELECTRONIC ID!!!!!"

As the responsible person with too much free time, I investigate the super fun scandal.

"Well. Nightime shall start soon... the cafeteria and the Gym will be off-limits"

>>2811
hears the announcement s walks to dorm room fuming about the stolen id